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Commander Sterling

@commandersterling.bsky.social
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Stephanie Sterling. Writer for Vampire Survivors, Date Everything, & Quantum Witch. Transfem She/Them Polyantagonist. Also a pro wrestler. Patreon.com/jimquisition

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sarah Millican.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Them’s the ones.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think they made up for it with Auntie Donna’s Bikie Wars video though.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean actual bikers, the ones who lived that shit.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, they were trying to stop the growth of the Outlaws (the MC my parents were in), and it turned pretty violent for a while. I didn’t see any of the warring though, I mostly remember the wild bike rallies.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every now and then I remember I was raised among a biker gang that went to bloody war with the Hell’s Angels and I can’t help laughing at how I turned out.
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 05/10/2026
Looking to shore up some new funding snags, so I'm bringing back an old tradition - my October MONSTER FACES commissions! There's a hard limit on the number of slots available, so if you want one of your very own, act fast!
ko-fi.com
October 2026 Monster Faces
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s UK wrestling for ya!
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve burnt wrestling bridges over far less. It’s a sensitive industry.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It sure as shit isn’t independence in the literal sense. The moment you use Regurgitative AI, you’re a corporate mark.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frankly I think I’ve been impressively diplomatic.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably burned my remaining bridges in the business, but I recently put out a statement regarding the increasing use of “generative AI” in British indie wrestling.
I’ve seen more and more promotions and wrestlers using generative AI, some of whom I work with, and I want to make something VERY clear: 

I do not give anybody permission to use my likeness in any AI-generated posters, promos, clips, etcetera, and I consider any such use to be a personal and professional violation. 

Do not feed me to a tech company’s algorithm. They’ve stolen enough of my writing and video material for their “AI training” already. That’s how Alleged Intelligence works, by the way - it’s a plagiarism tool, regurgitating every shred of “content” fed to it. 

Leaving aside the horrific impact AI data centers have on the environment, you’re not creating anything by typing prompts into a box. Why should anyone be impressed with some cool photoshoot, promo, or move when you didn’t really do it? At best, Alleged Intelligence is self-insert reality fanfic and it makes wrestling truly live up to its reputation as fake. 

I won’t try to sway you away from it, but I hope you reconsider and really look into AI. Whatever you do, leave me out of it. 

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations!
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The legendary Zilla does a podcast on tarot n’ stuff, and if you’ve seen my videos you know they’re a charismatic fucker. Delighted to see them do more passion projects.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I reviewed Silent Hill: Townfall. At times it's utterly brilliant, at others it's creatively frustrating and bloody tedious. So much greatness, yet so many caveats. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/silent-...
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Silent Hill: Townfall - Staying Silent (Review)
Silent Hill: TownfallReleased: September 24th, 2026Developer: Screen BurnPublisher: KonamiSystems: PC, PS5 (reviewed)Silent Hill: Townfall is a frustrating game, and I don’t mean that in the tradition...
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I reviewed Silent Hill: Townfall. At times it's utterly brilliant, at others it's creatively frustrating and bloody tedious. So much greatness, yet so many caveats. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/silent-...
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Silent Hill: Townfall - Staying Silent (Review)
Silent Hill: TownfallReleased: September 24th, 2026Developer: Screen BurnPublisher: KonamiSystems: PC, PS5 (reviewed)Silent Hill: Townfall is a frustrating game, and I don’t mean that in the tradition...
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welp, this post has changed the whole course of my day.
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 04/10/2026
ADHD is starting a conversation with "what do you want to do today" and less than one minute later derailing it with "if you got a tamagotchi where you looked after a vagina it would be a fannigotchi" and any hope of having actual plans for the day dissolve into nothing
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hotel Hell is amazing by the way. Gordon Ramsey deeming himself qualified to fuck around with non-restaurants is already conceptual gold, and his incredulity is off the charts . Plus he gets his bum out every episode and he’s *always* surprised to see cum with his blacklight. Quality trash TV.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ADHD is getting repeatedly distracted for five minutes while watching Hotel Hell, rewinding, and getting distracted for the exact same five minutes, snapping back at pretty much the same timestamp, and repeating it until you realize you’re *never* going to see that bit where he slags off the mold.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well played.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Generations are useful as reference points, and there are of course many cultural differences between older and younger people, but I got fucking sick of “Millennials ruin everything” in the 2010s and I refuse to help pass that propaganda along to Gen Z.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was born in 1984, my frames of reference are different to *most* Millenials since I’m an early printing. There’s no real line between generations, it’s just one long linear track and it’s so much more diverse than a series of monoliths. But that fact makes it harder to divide and conquer.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guarantee you AI won’t kill us all. The claim’s a projection of reckless rich buffoons who can’t wait to be the only humans alive, openly fantasizing about a cull. Again. I’ve never been scared of AI, but the megalomaniacs forcing it on us are terrifying. I can’t guarantee they won’t kill us all.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A few weeks oughta do it.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As much as I’ve always hated Mitch McConnell, I’ve been so impressed with the example he’s set for his fellow Republicans in recent weeks. More of them should be exactly like he is right now.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guarantee you AI won’t kill us all. The claim’s a projection of reckless rich buffoons who can’t wait to be the only humans alive, openly fantasizing about a cull. Again. I’ve never been scared of AI, but the megalomaniacs forcing it on us are terrifying. I can’t guarantee they won’t kill us all.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dynasty Warriors 8: Xtreme Legends Complete Edition is where you want to start.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn, that’s not what happened. I guess only the Lightning element changes the flamethrower. You do get purple death balls on his C6 attack, at least. That almost makes it a slightly less shit attack.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t wait to find a Steel weapon for Zhang Jiao so I can turn his flamethrower into a purple instakill spray. … that better be what happens.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The overhauled weapon system is one of Dynasty Warriors 3 Remastered’s unequivocal improvements. Being able to swap out elements and stat boosts helps so many characters that got fucked by terrible final weapons. It’s the exact fix I wish the original had.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I reviewed Onimusha: Way of the Sword. It's got some of the best sword fighting in the action genre, let down only by the surprising amount of recycling it does with its own material. On the whole though? Great game. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/onimush...
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Onimusha: Way Of The Sword - Oni The Best (Review)
Onimusha: Way of the SwordReleased: September 4th, 2026Developer: CapcomPublisher: CapcomSystems: PC, PS5 (reviewed), Switch 2, Xbox SeriesAs I might have suggested in my review of Samurai’s Destiny, ...
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty much, yeah. It’s annihilated the movesets that use a stab attack for that combo, since their whole point is to act like a snooker cue.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For all the improvements, they made one really unfortunate downgrade to Dynasty Warriors 3 Remastered - you can’t knock enemies into other enemies anymore. It kind of kills certain movesets which relies on that kind of crowd clearance and I don’t know why they did it.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah some of those early movesets were shocking. I love Sima Yi but he and Zhuge Liang were borderline punching bags in DW3.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s had some quality-of-life changes but otherwise it’s rather faithful. The biggest combat extras are a dodge and an awkward parry mechanic, but you can turn those off in the options to be more traditional.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The OG voice acting has been retained. There’s also an option to fully replicate the original audio by having their attack lines in Japanese (recommended because the default lines are poorly spliced clips from later games with totally different actors).
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I reviewed Onimusha: Way of the Sword. It's got some of the best sword fighting in the action genre, let down only by the surprising amount of recycling it does with its own material. On the whole though? Great game. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/onimush...
thejimquisition.com
Onimusha: Way Of The Sword - Oni The Best (Review)
Onimusha: Way of the SwordReleased: September 4th, 2026Developer: CapcomPublisher: CapcomSystems: PC, PS5 (reviewed), Switch 2, Xbox SeriesAs I might have suggested in my review of Samurai’s Destiny, ...
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DW3 Remastered showed up. Suffice to say, I’m having a lovely evening.
Zhang He being a fucking legend as he inquires after the aesthetic qualities of the enemy camp.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got a new video for you. It's ostensibly about Marvel's Wolverine, but it's more akin to a series of sharp kicks aimed at Sony's bollocks. youtu.be/5UQTABnglQQ
youtu.be
Sony's Wolverine
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m joking of course. Ubisoft never took sexual misconduct reports seriously to begin with.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it any wonder Ubisoft’s executives are excited about AI game development? A virtual employee won’t report them for sexual assault.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m honestly just disgusted. Sick of having to watch Alleged Intelligence and its fraudulent proponents recieve an eternal blowjob from a procession of grown adults who’ve torched their dignity, each craven gobbler pretending they can’t see the Emperor’s naked, prolapsed anus.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m honestly just disgusted. Sick of having to watch Alleged Intelligence and its fraudulent proponents recieve an eternal blowjob from a procession of grown adults who’ve torched their dignity, each craven gobbler pretending they can’t see the Emperor’s naked, prolapsed anus.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only one of the words in “artificial intelligence” is relevant to the technology being described, so of course that’s the word they want to get rid of. Then again, the new term is now 100% inaccurate bullshit and deeply pathetic, which is at least thematically appropriate.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t want to see the cunt when he was alive, much less when he’s finally dead.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got a new video for you. It's ostensibly about Marvel's Wolverine, but it's more akin to a series of sharp kicks aimed at Sony's bollocks. youtu.be/5UQTABnglQQ
youtu.be
Sony's Wolverine
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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