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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)

@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
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Increasingly part-time comic printer (still the best tho). Increasingly full time dad/carer. S-tier trash talker. If you followed for the printing stuff get ready to see a lot about how society fails SEN kids instead. rich@comicprintinguk.com

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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16h
Actually I wouldn’t, the Chapel has a restrictive covenant against making “intoxicating liquors” and the basis for white vinegar is essentially bathtub vodka.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16h
If you could legally distill this at home I would.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16h
White vinegar, motherfuckers. It’s the business.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
I do not hate this. I can use this.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
It is! It’s just not been updated forever… So sorry to keep you waiting - there never seem to be enough hours for everything!
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
This was the least compelling of my points as well! I was able to finish with basically “what’s it called when you gain access to private property despite explicit written instruction not to access said property?”
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
Outrageous, to be honest. How this shit is allowed to be privately owned I will never understand.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
But not the Bluesky account! The Bluesky account is not indicative of the professional output of the printing… Which I should probably do more about… Anyway, thank you!
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
An excerpt from my initial reply.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
Going toe to toe with the parent of an ND kid on the assumption you can outlast them is… a decision.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
I am fully at the “call the customer service person and just tie up the line keeping them on mute because they’re not allowed to hang up” stage of this process.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
Got an email from Yorkshire Water earlier and let’s just say we ride at fucking dawn.
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 17h
dude for fuck sake "petit boudoir" is right there
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
That’s a whole new joke! I would have to have done two jokes!
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h
That’s my secret, cap. I intend to die long before that becomes an issue.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 18h
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m trying to delete it
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 18h
Did you know that you can tempt most Marxists to bed using petit pois? Peas: the means of seduction.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 18h
“We’re gonna have to innovate. And that starts at the top, where we both pledge to eat ten percent more shit with twenty percent less grin going forward.”
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 18h
I have so much to do tomorrow and so little of it is remunerated.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 19h
One of the best in the business right now.
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Jordan Thomas @jordanthomas.bsky.social · 19h
The new @kickstarter.com for Shaky Kane and I's sequel to WEIRD WORK is now live! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bur... We have a discounted tier for the first 48 hours and loads of Shaky Kane original art! Don't miss out. #comics #comicbooks #sciencefiction #sciencefictionart #scifi #scifiart
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Sophie Coulombeau @sophiecoulombeau.bsky.social · 21h
My greatest piece of personal lore is that Jeffrey Archer once accused me of lacking integrity.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 20h
Sir I will not have you besmirch my wife’s reputation! I was here first it’s my turn.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 20h
You scallywag.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 21h
I mean, historically. I have no idea about this new issue. But the gag was there and so I had to.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 21h
She pays me for Woims.
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Hannah Berry @streakofpith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
📣NOW OPEN FOR APPLICATIONS! We’re excited to announce a new paid role with the Comics Cultural Impact Collective. We’re looking for SOMEONE to join us as a Non-Executive Director… Could that SOMEONE be YOU?? 🫵 Full info here: www.thecomicsculturalimpactcollective.org/Join-Us
Fee: £1,800 paid 12-month appointment.
Commitment: Approx 8.5 days across the year.
Location: Primarily remote.
Eligibility: You must be resident in the UK.
First Board Role? Very welcome.
Application: Written, audio and video applications welcomed, with access support
throughout.The Comics Cultural Impact Collective
(CCIC) is growing, and we're looking for someone who loves comics and the comics community and wants to help it flourish.
We want to broaden who has a voice and power in shaping CCIC and contribute to a stronger, fairer and more connected comics sector.
For this appointment, we welcome applications from Black, Asian, Brown, mixed-heritage and other racially minoritised people, whose perspectives are currently underrepresented within CCIC's governance.
You don't need previous board experience. There's no single route into this role, and we value lived, professional, creative, community and learned expertise.Most importantly, we want somebody who cares about comics, believes in the people who make up our community, and is excited about helping the sector thrive.
This appointment is one part of our wider commitment to making CCIC more representative, equitable and accountable, and ensuring a wider range of knowledge, experience and perspectives meaningfully shape our decisions.Applications open: Friday 2 October
Closing date: Friday 30 October, 5pm

This paid appointment has been made possible thanks to funding from
Supported using public funding by
ARTS COUNCIL ENGLAND

The Comics Cultural
Impact Collective
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Erika Price @erikapriceart.bsky.social · 21h
Working hard to get Worms vol 3 ready in time for thought bubble, you can grab volumes 1-2 and my other books in the meantime time
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Classic Archer. Signing his books after he's died.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh I’m sure. I merely make the point that we’re weird about stuff using you as a tee off.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They hang it VERTICALLY! The UK is like "this is an object of reverence" and the French are like "zis old theeng? Mal au cul, that's what it is."
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I 1000% guarantee you that if you wait to next year and book a trip to Bayeux you will not have to queue
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Chris "Human Cryptid" Mole @chrismole.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's the full line-up for SCARF 2026! Far too many people for me to tag in this post but WHAT A CROP 😙🤌✨ October 10th 2026 at Trafalgar Warehouse, Sheffield, S1 4JT - completely free entry, and we'll have some freebies for the first 50 punters through the door! Put it in your diaries 📒
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well this had BETTER not be about that gum I don’t like then
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This had better not be about that gum that I don't like.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Twin Peaks It Is Happening Again
ALT: Twin Peaks It Is Happening Again
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look. Say what you like about Jeffrey Archer.
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Mike Collins @mikecollins99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It sounds like Bakker is acknowledging Archer's entry to Hell to join him...
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t know much about spies or intelligence agencies in general, but I think I’m probably right to guess that’s not *good*
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We hate them all, at a governmental level at least.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But that’s mental.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is outlandishly good.
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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been awfully and horribly, busy. So here’s a piece for #zombieskulltober. I did it for the Bernie Wrightson tribute book. If I get the chance I’ll do more because I love drawing this sort of thing but this weekend I’ve been rendered useless by the past month or so. #procreate #ipadpro
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That! That’s the thing I want! Bring me that.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We need to work out a schedule so I’m doing one major Repro job a day every day during term time. This thing where we load it all into May, September, October, and a bit of November just isn’t… I’m not vibing with it, y’know?
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not a fan of this whole “work” thing.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No I haven’t. I just don’t respect them.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish you the best of luck. The country needs a Green Party that isn’t co-opted.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe the right has this problem as well. I don’t know, and frankly I don’t want to know. It’s a market I can do without.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I say this as someone on the left who just isn’t into crankery.
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