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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)

@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
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Increasingly part-time comic printer (still the best tho). Increasingly full time dad/carer. S-tier trash talker. If you followed for the printing stuff get ready to see a lot about how society fails SEN kids instead. rich@comicprintinguk.com

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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“You finish that manuscript illumination of a lion?” “Sure did boss. Real fucken sexy, just like you asked.”
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You cannot argue with results like this. It’s almost like the artist was a PS5 the rendering is so immaculate.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah we should totally go back to people just drawing stuff off a vague description it was better that way.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah. Sure. Whatever kid.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well this is creepy.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That bed’s been put up, taken down, had slats replaced and been otherwise futzed with that it’s a miracle it can still be reassembled. Theseus would get confused sleeping in that thing.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An excerpt from my initial reply.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Portentous.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We had a house warming party. The falcon cannot hear the falconer. The centre cannot hold.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chat is this good?
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big fan of this function on the playroom.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking HELL.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We have a little mezzanine in the staircase and Tilly has clearly decided that it is her nook because it’s got a great vantage. Between this and the relentless commitment to destruction I am increasingly convinced she is actually a cat.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Knockoff I think.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Living room: coming together. Play room: suitably eldritch.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Standard.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am being subtweeted in my own home.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning world.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The government should also not be sinking volunteer lifeboats.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SIR WE DO NOT GO IN FOR THAT SORT OF THING AROUND HERE.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For real?
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gottem.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t you fucking dare.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me, the star of an 80s “cool” ad for some sort of snack food: “hey rad dudes, meet me in the…”
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DisGhost believes in you.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Friends fear that he is back on his bullshit.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am querying whether this is in fact the exact time to have the neighbour’s septic tank pumped.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I believe that I shall become the joker.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you boys have created Clippy I will not be held responsible for my actions.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
PHRASING
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mood.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How reassuring.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🎶 Country roads… Take me home….
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Welcome to the home of Tom Swim Dean School.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[flirting]
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Being in my forties still feels completely alien to me in a lot of ways.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also we had a dinner party, and Tilly was good and gracious to our guests, and most importantly by twenty to ten the kitchen is fucking *spotless*
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But it's page layouts. Who would want to do that? Stop being so weird.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Freud right now:
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Babe? The flora’s got delusions of Last Tango In Paris again…”
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They did that on purpose. To spite me.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What does he mean “now”? That’s always been bad!
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FUCK YES
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We’re not genuinely going to discourse this are we?
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh they screwed this one up. It’s supposed to read as below.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
To be fair they *did* give me a dedicated complaints number to call if I needed more help. See? Just look how many times it rang out without answering!
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