cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“You finish that manuscript illumination of a lion?” “Sure did boss. Real fucken sexy, just like you asked.” 040
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You cannot argue with results like this. It’s almost like the artist was a PS5 the rendering is so immaculate. 160
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yeah we should totally go back to people just drawing stuff off a vague description it was better that way. 170
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yeah. Sure. Whatever kid. 040
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Well this is creepy. 951
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That bed’s been put up, taken down, had slats replaced and been otherwise futzed with that it’s a miracle it can still be reassembled. Theseus would get confused sleeping in that thing. 130
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026An excerpt from my initial reply. 1142
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Portentous. 050
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 130
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We had a house warming party. The falcon cannot hear the falconer. The centre cannot hold. 3150
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Chat is this good? 230
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Big fan of this function on the playroom. 2100
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fucking HELL. 620
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We have a little mezzanine in the staircase and Tilly has clearly decided that it is her nook because it’s got a great vantage. Between this and the relentless commitment to destruction I am increasingly convinced she is actually a cat. 1120
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Knockoff I think. 110
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Living room: coming together. Play room: suitably eldritch. 1110
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Standard. 090
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am being subtweeted in my own home. 030
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good morning world. 050
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The government should also not be sinking volunteer lifeboats. 0225
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026SIR WE DO NOT GO IN FOR THAT SORT OF THING AROUND HERE. 010
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026For real? 3100
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Gottem. 2200
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Don’t you fucking dare. 290
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me, the star of an 80s “cool” ad for some sort of snack food: “hey rad dudes, meet me in the…” 140
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026DisGhost believes in you. 260
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Friends fear that he is back on his bullshit. 2100
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am querying whether this is in fact the exact time to have the neighbour’s septic tank pumped. 120
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I believe that I shall become the joker. 120
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you boys have created Clippy I will not be held responsible for my actions. 070
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 010
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026PHRASING 130
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mood. 170
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How reassuring. 150
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🎶 Country roads… Take me home…. 070
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Welcome to the home of Tom Swim Dean School. 490
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026[flirting] 141
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Being in my forties still feels completely alien to me in a lot of ways. 010
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Also we had a dinner party, and Tilly was good and gracious to our guests, and most importantly by twenty to ten the kitchen is fucking *spotless* 160
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026 140
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026But it's page layouts. Who would want to do that? Stop being so weird. 1110
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Freud right now: 29121
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026 030
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Babe? The flora’s got delusions of Last Tango In Paris again…” 120
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026They did that on purpose. To spite me. 000
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What does he mean “now”? That’s always been bad! 1101
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026FUCK YES 2100
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We’re not genuinely going to discourse this are we? 340
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oh they screwed this one up. It’s supposed to read as below. 030
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026To be fair they *did* give me a dedicated complaints number to call if I needed more help. See? Just look how many times it rang out without answering! 110