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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Defense lawyer has giant 80's boombox on their shoulder. LAWYER If my client killed Tupac Shakur, how would Mr. Pac feel about that? Defense lawyer presses play. Opening melody rings out of "I Ain’t Mad at Cha"

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Women be picking apples jk lol

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Erica Lies @ericaliesalot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I am here with your Odyssey Cliff’s Notes with this piece I wrote in 2020 in WaPo: www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/out...

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Odysseus the influencer

If the waterlogged hero had Instagram.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15/06/2026

Mans swamped the drain

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Personally uninterested in how many days it took to build Rome

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The word them has to be replaced in all papers with "boys and girls". And if you want to write sci fi about aliens they gotta be in hetero relationships and you have to say which is the dad.

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

First translation: stop calling us sperm whales, pervs

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Happy with my job, engruntled

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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

This is absolutely bonkers and infuriating. Must-read reporting by ProPublica.

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Haha I'm trying to pass through the strait of Hormel's (JK I know this is serious I'm just tired from everything being terrible)

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

True, I was "chopped," but recently I got incorporated into a dough!

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

out: meals on wheels in: measles from weasels

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I saw a headline "A whale is trying to max damage Bitcoin." Happy I don't invest in financial products people talk about like it's Final Fantasy

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

say what you want about Bitcoin

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

tanks and students clash in tiananmen square

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

More like The Harmony Boys! (listening to The Beach Boys Christmas album)

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

The holidays are a difficult time. It's hard to spend hours around so many people that will never watch Jodorowsky's Holy Mountain

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Now we need a Release the Epstein files release bill??

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

The Handmaid's Tale 2: Back in the Habit

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

A study came out that if you ask AI questions via poetry you can get it to do things it's not supposed to, like tell you how to make explosives. That led me to this (made without AI)

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

isn't @variety.com a publication that still has industry news to report on? they can't afford a person or tool to catch this typo? $8

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

just saw someone in jet black shades, long black hair, midriff, glamorous, and super super pregnant. she was giving charli xcxxl

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I like my leadership feckfull

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hayden johnson @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

i wonder why people are dehumanizing a guy who spent his whole adult life making money off dehumanization

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I swore they were the Epstain files when I was growing up #mandelaeffect

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

we should look at the supreme court decision to see not just how it hurts brown and black communities, but also how it's one more thing to explicitly give white people an unfair advantage. we've made it easier to be in this country without documentation if you're white

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

My subway take: Instead of people who owned slaves, put the people who came up with popular meme templates on our money Like whoever came up with this

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

A hill I'd gladly die on: Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh is the best hill in the world

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

let the market decide (unless the market wants wind or solar)

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Jason Statham is The Besmircher: Bad guys, kiss your reputation down the toilet!

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

justice dept: here's everything a-s and u-z

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Inspirational poster: Anton Chigurh closing and reopening the empty motel room door, rehearsing how he's about to kill the mexicans, with the caption Practice Makes Perfect

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I can deny it. He is not a jolly good fellow

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

X-Files? in the later seasons, more like eXposition Files 😞 #burn #amiright #getbacktomonsters

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Do you think his supporters will own the gravity of their mistake if they turn on him for sleeping with kids? Or will they be like whoops, not our fault, we were tricked by a master of deception? 😓

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

A concept restaurant called Leftovers that only serves dishes that taste better because they were sat in the walk-in overnight

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I want to invent pottery and a time machine, not in that order

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Zohran Mamdani only won because more people wanted him to be mayor than the other candidates.

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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Immigrants in areas with an ICE presence need to get themselves an ICE costume. When they go out, wear a tactical vest, mask and wrap around sunglasses. Blend in

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

My favorite protest chant is probably when the mounted police show up and you get to shout "get those animals off those horses" at the cops. That's just solid joke structure

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.

Text reading: I had to come down to Los Angeles for Work and ended up trying to help with the raid last night. As a Bernie usefully. Waited by the entrance for detainees
We were repeatedly denied access of any kind, and eventually LAPD force removed attorneys ice. Also tear gassed a baby under age two. Today they told us to come back at eight to see the clients, but they ever refused entry to us as well as politicians, including Jimmy, Gomez, and right now. They’re releasing some kind of gas, so the Attorneys can’t breathe

Text reading: Post it so everyone knows. When we were trying to chant their rights ice honked so no one could hear.

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Comfortfood @comfortfood.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

this could be zero actual ice officers, or a few ice officers with a bunch of their friends who aren't ice. there's no way to tell. zero accountability authority

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