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girl celeste ✨️ @its.celeste.baby · 05/06/2026

it's actually impressive they were able to make me give zero shits about a world cup happening 20 min from home at a stadium ive been to hundreds of times for other soccer matches

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Mayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 07/05/2026

I want to see Sound Transit putting shovels in the ground on West Seattle this year, I want us to get clarity on the timeline for building to Ballard, and I want us to stop the delay and construct Graham Street – and I’ll be pushing to see that happen.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I dunno much about Schmetz’s kids, but I gotta assume they all play exactly like Paul Rothrock.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I dunno seems like maybe 12 minutes of stoppage and four yellows to one side in the first half isn’t particularly indicative of a strong outing for an officiating crew? #sounders

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Okay but paulie rock coming in and immediately getting an assist really steadies my nerves

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Erm, that looks like the “I’m actually injured face” from jmo 8 minutes into the season????

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

An “unbridled desire to work” is not healthy for workers and other living things.

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HowDoYou Guide @howdoyou.guide · 26/09/2025

We worked late tonight coming up with this handy pocket guide to send to NPR. It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.

"How Do You Avoid Hitting People With Your Car" pocket guide. Instructs readers to Watch the Road and Slow Down. Further text humorously insists that watching the road and slowing down are indeed important.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I’m not sure if these are ai (explanatory), but these are definitely ai (derogatory)

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

The result isn’t what I hoped but I still love Georgi scoring

A picture of Sounders Georgi Minoungou holding the crest with the caption “I think Georgi is a pretty cool guy. Eh scores gaols and doesnt afraid of anything”

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Went to cancel my marvel unlimited subscription because of the abc/disney cowardice and wouldn’t you know, the unsubscribe button just happens to be broken right now. What a coincidence!

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Yes, hi, if you are out here asking your boss for a permission slip to do fascism, please be aware that in the final reckoning, it will stand as evidence that you were fully aware you were doing fascism and were complicit anyway. It’ll make things worse for you, not better.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I have deleted the ads that were on the icebox and which you were probably saving for shopping Forgive me they were irritating so banal and so intrusive

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

SPD constantly tell us they need expensive new toys to do cool stuff to “protect us” and solve crimes and then immediately bail anytime they have a chance to do cool stuff or protect us or solve crimes.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I think what I’ve learned tonight is that I should always watch the sounders-miami match on my phone from the beer garden at a slyvan esso show, not only for the vibes but also for the results

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Does anyone know what’s going on with the Seattle pwhl team? It feels like we’re getting a little close to hockey season to not have a schedule or logo or sweater or name yet…

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Wild to me that we’ve decided to let a handful of billionaires claim the fruits of the entire intellectual history of the species just because they’ve been able to finance a file format that compresses it efficiently

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MLS Wins Enjoyer Anthony K Photos @anthonykphotos.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Basically Play Roldan and win 2-0. Add Ragen and its 3-0 Add Morris and its 6-0 Add Rothrock and its 14-0 Add Schmetzer and its both 20-0 and better than Bob

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Can we get Katie Wilson back on Lobbing Scorchers?

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

If you were watching the usmnt match and saw the self-deportation ad, please do not actually self-deport. Actually, don’t self-deport regardless of whether you saw the ad.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Ball’s in your court, @salmonbayfc.bsky.social, to release a salmon plushie

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

А что же здесь происходит??? Я-то по-бoлгарски говорит не умею, но каким-то странным совпадением мне кажется все-таки

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

We’re just gonna have to let Schmetz lead the usmnt to a QF World Cup exit at home to cement his legacy as an all-time us soccer coach so we can settle this once and for all

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Janelle Monáe talking Seattle winning championships at bumbershoot seems apropos for the five of us in sounders jerseys

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Jon Arnold @jonarnoldfc.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Any fan who throws their Paul Rothrock jersey in celebration will be awarded an additional Paul Rothrock jersey as they exit.

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matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

It's not even like a take Paul Rothrock is better at soccer than Lionel Messi.

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Gersh @gersonlevy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

The greatest player in the world and Leo Messi

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

If the lion of starfire, andrew thomas holds messi to 0g/0a in a final it will be the most schmetzer-pilled result I could imagine

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

please lord, let me have just one “seattle sounders killed soccer” meme from a sad messi fan

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Sure, not signing anyone in the summer for four windows sucks, but if in the future I can say “yes” to “was it worth it to beat inter messi in a final with the tacoma defiance alumni association?“ with the same confidence I say “yes” to “was it worth it to win CCL?”, it’ll all be forgiven.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

This leagues cup final seems vv fun. Looking at the lineup, I don’t think the league could choose a better foil for miami to demonstrate the “develop local talent” vs “bring in big names” approaches to building fan interest in american soccer. Wish I didn’t have to miss it for bumbershoot.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

This is hilarious and I love it. It’ll probably be mostly kids trading in a jersey they’ve grown out of for one that fits, but I love that the club is doing this for the bants. And Paul Rothrock 🤌👨‍🍳💋

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Every time we play South Georgia Tormenta, I think of the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don’t Build the Torment Nexus. In any event, go mingos imo #fmfc

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Messi vs. CR7 in a continental final??

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Alyssa Thompson seems very much like a true Angeleno to me, but I certainly wouldn’t blame anyone for taking real money for an overseas engagement at this juncture.

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

BEST CM IN THE AMERICAS

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Y'all don't even know that there are silent protectors that stand at the gate and protect you from the most unhinged takes and it kinda breaks my heart

a picture depicts a dam labelled "sounder at heart discord", which is holding back a lake titled "my soccer ignorance" from destroying a town labelled "Bluesky"

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I’m not great at identifying when people are joking vs being serious, but I am 100% serious that he should take her name. It’s an awesome name, and her reputation is doing all the heavy lifting for that couple.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

There’s a hypothetical future where the Sounders and Reign are playing in MLS/NWSL at Longacres in Renton and Ballard and Salmon Bay are playing in USL Division One/USLSL at Lumen and they play each other in CCC.

A futuristic scene often used in memes about hypothetical alternate universes about how history could be improved

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

It’s been a long time since I remember having this much fun following the Sounders. I want to tune in to every match and invite my friends to Lumen because I know the matches are going to be exciting and we are going to score. There’s a lot to be mad about if you want, but I forgive it all bc goals.

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Jon Arnold @jonarnoldfc.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

The Sounders are crazy because it’s like…ah the Alaska-native Mexico international converted & the cocky, Russia-born goalkeeper with the Stanford education who looks like he was a Sons of Anarchy extra has made a save to send them through. Of course.

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Shameless Reign Stan @watmildon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

What percentage of Gainbridge players need to get The Aquatic Treatment?

Reign goalkeeper Claudia Dickey with her arms replaced by cartoon lobster claws.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

In case you are wondering who those people even are that take your jokes so painfully literally, I legitimately googled Gavin Newsom to look at his hairdo because he is wearing a hat in the attached photo, so that’s where I’m at.

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