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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

skeets immediately preceding disaster

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girl celeste ✨️ @its.celeste.baby · 05/06/2026

it's actually impressive they were able to make me give zero shits about a world cup happening 20 min from home at a stadium ive been to hundreds of times for other soccer matches

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

hello, I am definitely not an llm and I can definitely produce text to prove it, I'm trying really hard to do that right now can you tell I'm being earnest and also not sardonic and/or ironic here

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Mayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 07/05/2026

I want to see Sound Transit putting shovels in the ground on West Seattle this year, I want us to get clarity on the timeline for building to Ballard, and I want us to stop the delay and construct Graham Street – and I’ll be pushing to see that happen.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Swoon City in Ballard is delightful

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Plusses and minuses to this approach, really

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I'm glad you're taking the initiative to make the term less offensive

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I watched the Thorns and Reign preseason matches.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I dunno much about Schmetz’s kids, but I gotta assume they all play exactly like Paul Rothrock.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I dunno seems like maybe 12 minutes of stoppage and four yellows to one side in the first half isn’t particularly indicative of a strong outing for an officiating crew? #sounders

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I guess I’m old now because I still think of watching the usmnt in spanish as true believer stuff, since that was the only coverage available for games outside of the world cup. I still watch spanish-language feeds when english ones are available sometimes because it’s more fun.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Okay but paulie rock coming in and immediately getting an assist really steadies my nerves

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Erm, that looks like the “I’m actually injured face” from jmo 8 minutes into the season????

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Here’s what Tim said: bsky.app/profile/timo...

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Is he on loan from the defiance?

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

An “unbridled desire to work” is not healthy for workers and other living things.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Oof. I’m glad he’s willing to do what the team needs, but I’m not emotionally prepared for the resulting deluge of “Rusnak is bad, actually” from fans who don’t watch the games and just look at the stats.

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HowDoYou Guide @howdoyou.guide · 26/09/2025

We worked late tonight coming up with this handy pocket guide to send to NPR. It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.

"How Do You Avoid Hitting People With Your Car" pocket guide. Instructs readers to Watch the Road and Slow Down. Further text humorously insists that watching the road and slowing down are indeed important.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I’m not sure if these are ai (explanatory), but these are definitely ai (derogatory)

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

The result isn’t what I hoped but I still love Georgi scoring

A picture of Sounders Georgi Minoungou holding the crest with the caption “I think Georgi is a pretty cool guy. Eh scores gaols and doesnt afraid of anything”

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

It’s particularly annoying that I have to cancel all this because we were grandfathered into an old Disney+/Hulu/ESPN plan that cost less than Disney is charging for any one of those at this point, but you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Went to cancel my marvel unlimited subscription because of the abc/disney cowardice and wouldn’t you know, the unsubscribe button just happens to be broken right now. What a coincidence!

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Yes, hi, if you are out here asking your boss for a permission slip to do fascism, please be aware that in the final reckoning, it will stand as evidence that you were fully aware you were doing fascism and were complicit anyway. It’ll make things worse for you, not better.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I have deleted the ads that were on the icebox and which you were probably saving for shopping Forgive me they were irritating so banal and so intrusive

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

SPD constantly tell us they need expensive new toys to do cool stuff to “protect us” and solve crimes and then immediately bail anytime they have a chance to do cool stuff or protect us or solve crimes.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

No police injured and no arrests reflects more on the difference between us and uk police than the difference between left-wing and right-wing protestors, though. We shouldn’t use that as a bellwether for our success, since the police can incite violence and arrest innocents to game the numbers.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Oh sorry, I was trying to be too clever by half — I meant like “cheers to a good opinion” not “here’s the emoji you’re looking for”

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I think what I’ve learned tonight is that I should always watch the sounders-miami match on my phone from the beer garden at a slyvan esso show, not only for the vibes but also for the results

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I'm not gonna read through all the mentions but I know for a fact someone's in there unironically saying "this'll only fix 95.2% of the problem!"

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Does anyone know what’s going on with the Seattle pwhl team? It feels like we’re getting a little close to hockey season to not have a schedule or logo or sweater or name yet…

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Wild to me that we’ve decided to let a handful of billionaires claim the fruits of the entire intellectual history of the species just because they’ve been able to finance a file format that compresses it efficiently

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

For sure. That’s exactly what I had in mind with the “if they thought they could get away with it” bit — I definitely think a PL or La Liga playoff would get the European super league treatment from fans.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

On the other hand, if they bomb out of the playoffs, I don’t really care very much where they finished the season on the table. Playoffs risk the whole season’s results, and as such feel very much higher stakes than a tournament that is played in addition to normal league play.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I think we’re discussing the same thing but just talking past each other a smidge. The playoffs have a different timbre than a tournament because a tournament is additive — if the sounders bomb out of leagues cup or usoc, that doesn’t change how I think about their league play.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

It makes the regular season into a qualifier for the playoffs and awards the title for the season to the winner of the playoffs, rather than the team that accumulated the most points during the regular season. So, the team that wins the league may have come in 6th place during the season.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Well, we’ll just have to host a home playoff game so you can make it out to lumen again before the season’s done

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

We need Speed for pks. If you fall below 3 mph you explode.

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Playoff soccer is the best soccer and any European soccer league would institute them immediately if they thought they could get away with it

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

With alt text (ocr’d by an llm, so it may contain errors, but my spot check looked okay)

On Saturday, Fleur De Noise recognized Childhood Cancer Awareness Month with a banner and drumhead decorated by young CITY fans at a local children's hospital. Firstly, we want to thank everyone who donated on Saturday; your contributions and support will make a massive positive impact!
After discussions earlier this year with the club, Fleur De Noise learned that CITY would not be hosting a Childhood Cancer Night this year, unlike the previous two seasons. Fleur De Noise felt it was important to continue recognizing this cause, which has had a significant impact on the CITY community. However, prior to Saturday's match, Fleur De Noise was informed that the banner intended for display in the stadium would not be permitted, as it was deemed "not pertinent to the event," pursuant to the CITY fan code of conduct.
Fleur De Noise submitted the banner weeks in advance to allow for time to make changes if needed. Fleur De Noise did not hear a response until Wednesday of match week, after the banner had already been printed and painted by the children at the hospital. We continued to work with the club to find a path forward and an explanation of why the verbiage would not be allowed. Fleur De Noise was met with no explanation. In the interest of still representing and showcasing the work of the children who helped decorate the banner and drumhead, Fleur De Noise reached a compromise with CITY where the phrases "Fleur De Cure" & "Kicking Childhood Cancer To The Sidelines" would be redacted via tape in order to have the banner allowed in the stadium.

Fleur De Noise respectfully disagrees with the club's interpretation of this rule, as we believe that supporting a local cause at a local institution for young CITY fans directly aligns with CITY's stated mission and values and is consistent with banners and flags previously allowed at Energizer Park.
Until now, Fleur De Noise has yet to comment on this situation, as we have hoped we could find a productive path forward with the club. Over the past 3 seasons, Fleur De Noise has had a strong working relationship with CITY, helping make Energizer Park one of the toughest environments in MLS. Live, Loud, and Local are the core tenets of Fleur De Noise, and charitable efforts for those in our community are core to our mission. In continued discussions with the club, they have committed a donation to our charity partner, and we appreciate their contribution. We have also asked if the team would be willing to commit to hosting a Childhood Cancer Awareness night in 2026; Fleur De Noise has yet to receive a formal response and is hopeful for a positive outcome.
We still question the decision to disallow in-stadium display of the banner that was submitted. We firmly believe the banner is in line with all posted rules from Major League Soccer & is in line with the CITY fan code of conduct. For a team that claims they are about "more than just soccer," we see incongruity in that statement when there is a rule on the books that states it, in fact, "must only be about soccer."

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

It is very funny to me the the uswnt and usmnt wear the same jersey and some people still decide to buy the one without the stars over the crest.

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MLS Wins Enjoyer Anthony K Photos @anthonykphotos.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Basically Play Roldan and win 2-0. Add Ragen and its 3-0 Add Morris and its 6-0 Add Rothrock and its 14-0 Add Schmetzer and its both 20-0 and better than Bob

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Doug 🚀 @combatwombatesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Can we get Katie Wilson back on Lobbing Scorchers?

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