Sign in

colossalmini.bsky.social

@colossalmini.bsky.social
58 followers 223 following 435 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh ok, keep me posted, let me know what everything looks like so i can properly imitate it, i'm just gonna say hi, nothing crazy, but they're watching you, i bet, so i need to make these emails very convincing so i can correspond with you on company time
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(we can speed this up what are your Passwords Ivy)
100
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(to give to me)
100
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yooooo! company email! sick lol what is it i have a present for you
100
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
food 2 expensive to be throwin up. i just lost 10$ 😔
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
011
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i feel like i mightve already sent you this so im going to send it to everyone i know who likes feet just so i dont have this dilemma again
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rave reviews on these
120
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuuuck. Daaaammmit. good for them.
000
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
one of us always calls a dare 😈
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
naaahhhhhhh cuz dont tell me you've heard pruriently before im feeling fancy af 🙂‍↔️
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this may imply things im not trying to imply, please understand, i wanted to use that word
100
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*pruriently* i missed you rt'ing porn on main
100
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i wonder how many other communities are doing this
000
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤔 🧐 the casual fighting game local is a normal and good response to the social climate
460
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sometimes getting a haircut is like waking up after dying in a timeloop. like i coulda sworn i was covered in blood just now
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ah~ doesn't getting up and hearing that automatic toilet flush behind you just feel like being an action movie hero walking outta an explosion
000
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hey dont drag me into this man
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is beautiful
020
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the what
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i just feel somehow that this is against kermit's credo
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@myntt.bsky.social excuse me ms you're my favorite fleet could you lock in and make some vods 😔🙏
020
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.social
Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. so technically you can launch a pincer attack on anyone
14010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this was in the honda?
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
, sometimes you have to "here comes the airplane" it
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
(its a kind one for sure im no og)
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
forgor which one i have but yer making me wanna go hop on the game and lose
110
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.social
Jake Clover @jakeclover.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
fishing guy bad ending
142313884
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sure am i required to actually play the game
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*shadowy figure who didn't show up till 9 pm*: Word? I ain't see you there.
020
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
whos that? glue company head of sales?
100
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.social
Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
COLUMBO: oh, you're a poster? my wife, she loves to post. always telling me her little jokes. mind reading me one of yours? ME: um. "bouncing on it innocently. bouncing on it with an ironclad alibi" COLUMBO: oh that's a good one. i just wonder... why'd you post that 2 hours before the murder?
1614176
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
gatekeeping the tech. smh. saving that shit for fashionals
011
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
no pic is crazy
120
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
youtu.be/UTH1VNHLjng?...
000
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good Evening, “2XKO” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
1142
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
why is it called doubled over. im halved. 😭
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
she just be walking around locked tf in
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
why she locked tf in
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it is now: Tuesday. I pray "yeah" has a brighter day. Eat some lasagna.
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
answer received. calibrating..
100
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
fatal error: use of word "monday" has clouded Literary Analysis subroutine. apologies. please resolve. apologies.
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"on the periphery" because thats where the floss goes. they should give you a plaque is what i would say. but you're above that.
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
alternate reality Michigan Gewehr: yeah calicoe gave me his business card outside a meijer's a few weeks after the lux battle, he asked me if i thought he won and i lied to him, he said i knew the difference between metaphors and real raps
010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
hey wait no dont say 15 YEARS AGO say 2011 what the fuuuuuuucccccckkkkk for a separate more wholly existential reason
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
what the fuck what the fuuuuccckkk
100
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
thats an option, but is it The option? i cant remember 🥹
100
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
one time i dreamt of the Perfect thing to do with my hands while dancing and i fucking woke up and forgot it was boutta be over for everybody i was gonna revolutionize the game i fucking promise youse
120
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
manifesting maybe Necklace of Damn! (positive) or Cute Hat
110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
was getting smoked by this christian guy in pickleball, went "have you ever heard of the 9-3 curse?" he was like "No! Stoppit!" he scored and went "have you ever heard of the 10-3 blessing 😎" big g delivered him from my ass icl
010