colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026food 2 expensive to be throwin up. i just lost 10$ 😔 010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🤔 🧐 the casual fighting game local is a normal and good response to the social climate 460
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026sometimes getting a haircut is like waking up after dying in a timeloop. like i coulda sworn i was covered in blood just now 010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ah~ doesn't getting up and hearing that automatic toilet flush behind you just feel like being an action movie hero walking outta an explosion 000
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@myntt.bsky.social excuse me ms you're my favorite fleet could you lock in and make some vods 😔🙏 020
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.socialBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. so technically you can launch a pincer attack on anyone 14010
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.socialJake Clover @jakeclover.bsky.social · 17/08/2026fishing guy bad ending 142313884
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.socialBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026COLUMBO: oh, you're a poster? my wife, she loves to post. always telling me her little jokes. mind reading me one of yours? ME: um. "bouncing on it innocently. bouncing on it with an ironclad alibi" COLUMBO: oh that's a good one. i just wonder... why'd you post that 2 hours before the murder? 1614176
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026why is it called doubled over. im halved. 😭 110
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 05/08/2026one time i dreamt of the Perfect thing to do with my hands while dancing and i fucking woke up and forgot it was boutta be over for everybody i was gonna revolutionize the game i fucking promise youse 120
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 03/08/2026was getting smoked by this christian guy in pickleball, went "have you ever heard of the 9-3 curse?" he was like "No! Stoppit!" he scored and went "have you ever heard of the 10-3 blessing 😎" big g delivered him from my ass icl 010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 30/07/2026sometimes u say fuck it and hit send on some new english 020
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Injured ColossalMini Places Worst Band-Aid of All Time: Asked To Leave Skin 020
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.social🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Big pickup truck with a Guile bumper sticker that says “I STAND FOR THE FLASH AND I KNEEL FOR THE CHARGE” 1196
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 28/06/2026everyone i have something important to tell you. please call me. 010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 28/06/2026mad busy doing nothing all the time. "yo can you-" nah sorry goat, gotta work on these problems i made up. 032
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 22/06/2026my dad misheard wii as weed and confronted me with mario power tennis 120
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 29/05/2026bet i could interview a buncha old people and pinpoint the exact moment things got stupid 111
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 26/05/2026BRI'ISH PEAPO BE LOIKE: CENT'PEADE ON ME MEAT' 131
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 11/05/2026WHAT IF ,🧐 YOU 🫵 WANTED TO GO 🙋🆙TO HEAVEN👼. BUT GOD 🕴🏻SAID🗣️ 142
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 07/05/2026i had a dream i tried to ask ai to find a deep cut reggae song and it found the wrong song and started speaking to me in a faux jamaican accent. my inner fear is not that the computer is alive, but that it is white 011
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.socialGerf-O-Rama @gerf-o-rama.bsky.social · 05/05/2026BREAKING: Spirit Airline CEO confirms existence of the 'One Plane', a black box buried somewhere in the Continental US, with whoever finding it being the heir to the entire Spirit Airlines fortune ($36) 033
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 28/04/2026sick. jamaicans here. my mind: *weakly* d-do they know that, ishowspeed is in the caribbean 010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 24/04/2026roblox church in my youtube recs 😭occupational hazard 020
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 23/04/2026white people livin exclusively on lactose man. my roomie handed me a plate of cheese and milk. 120
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 22/04/2026pouring baileys in my cereal Has to be a good idea but im a little bitch i dont wanna do it 230
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 19/04/2026friend tried to hit me wit da 'girl im bored lets clean our cars' i ran 010
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.socialm gewehr // MILLION SUNDAY @mwgewehr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026there is a high school student here in louisville that is currently in ICE detention and his family needs helps covering the cost of his legal representation. please share this and donate if you’re ablegofund.meDonate to Legal Assistance for Louisville High School Student, organized by Rebecca ToopRobert is a senior in high school who has shown remarkable dedication… Rebecca Toop needs your support for Legal Assistance for Louisville High School Student 078
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 14/04/2026whole ass g clef coming out calvin's jukebox u in tha juke joint lindy hoppin and the band start playing treble clef wyd 000
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 12/04/2026love this world, honestly gonna be sad when it gets less whimsical and becomes more what i recognize as dragon ball. unless dragon ball is always like that forever, in which case, cool 020
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 12/04/2026we're watching dragon ball. ive never actually seen it. i like the pilaf gang 030
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 11/04/2026my nigga is joining the military man. nobody asked you to do that. was your life that bad. what could i have done about this. check on your friends 😭 350
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 10/04/2026semirecently had my first peep. roomie says they're better stale so i waited a couple days and have now had my second peep. Lowkey, I get it. so now her peeps from last easter are calling to me. I'm scared. 010
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 08/04/2026just listened to the macarena man what the fuck 030
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.social"void actress" @voidactress.xyz · 05/04/2026found a job that gives me real hours so i'm finally in the black if only barely. partner and i are trying to tuck away enough to get into a more permanent place and the rent where we're at now is making it difficult to get ahead. one last push should hopefully be enough to finally get us there.. 11121
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.socialRoofon @roofon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026All the cynicism leaving my body the moment I hear mario galaxy music 111
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Best money I spend every month 162735317
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 27/03/2026sometimes u hit a back 2 back parappa the rappa oops conversation. the duck noises start playin and you just gotta hold that. 120
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.socialm gewehr // MILLION SUNDAY @mwgewehr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026wrote music for our cat gravy again 0346
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 18/03/2026it's so fucked up that I have to stretch before physical activity. Extremely evil that I can hurt myself if I just take off running. My legs ain't for shit they do not stand on business 040
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 17/03/2026idk about this chess shit fr icl2u@a ts ass otl we play go now that's the new wave ((srry 4 ttyl) (talking to you likethis))) 021
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 14/03/2026dippin dots is the ice cream of the future. and yet, i want some right now 130
colossalmini.bsky.social @colossalmini.bsky.social · 12/03/2026selective hearing? you mean hearing? 130
Reposted by @colossalmini.bsky.socialJaz.Wav @jazsoundwav.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I hate to do this (especially in the middle of me planning out a more important campaign), but my current headset broke and I am looking to complete any quick banner commissions to be able to afford a new one. Full details in the replies and on my Ko-Fi. ko-fi.com/c/a92d9bdbd7ko-fi.comQuick Social Media Banner ($10)Commission available on Ko-fi.com 114
