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They are popping up more and more by me, and I have recently learned if you give a thumbs down to a cyber truck driver while on the road they get uncontrollably angry

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I don’t have time for this burnout I’ve got things to do!

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

reminiscing about the time my dad, who used to teach motorcycle safety courses, was listening to a guy tell him he didn’t wear a helmet so he could feel the pressure differential if a car was in his blind spot. So my dad without saying a word slapped him and asked if he felt that differential.

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Wait they are different!? No wonder mine keep dying…

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Had a rough couple of weeks to be brought to a head with my president and vice president acting like spoiled children while sucking on the tit of authoritarianism. Putin doesn’t give a fuck about you trump and nobody thinks your tough kindly go fuck yourself

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I just want to go back to the days when a capri sun not opening on first try was my biggest concern

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Does anyone else have random dissociation thoughts about how what your doing currently differs or is the same as what people hundreds of years would do or am I the weird one?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Taco Bell not being healthy is life’s biggest tragedy

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Of course I have trust issues. A big part of my job is people telling me they have already tried the thing I’m about to do to fix the problem.

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Just to clarify I don’t really believe this to be the case. At least not at a grand scale but my cynical side can’t help but be curious

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

@mcuban.bsky.social curious on your thought on this, I have been seeing theory’s that dems are slow to act in the way you suggest and other legislation measures, as a “we told you so” strategy. Basically the thought being they kind of want things to go wrong to break up some of the GOP base

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

This one of my biggest arguments when someone tries the “we have gotten so soft” argument, no we just realized how terrible we were as a society and some of us are working to be better.

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I have to much going, to have to deal with 3 day headaches. Can I schedule this for later

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I’ve had to many meetings and acting professional this week I need to go spray paint a drive thru window or something

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Ahh so it’s a two cups of coffee by 9:00 kind of day

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

To my other bald kings is there anything scarier than shaving over a pimple

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I love the smell of malicious compliance in the morning

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Can someone give me the professional way of saying “I am not in the mood / have the patience today to deal with your particular brand of bullshit today”

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I don’t need to build an AI server I don’t need to build an AI server I don’t need to build an AI server I don’t need to build an AI server

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I’ve been seen references to things like this and I’ve seen a few articles of musks task force accessing the data. Does anyone have a source stating they actually used their own devices etc?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

No wonder trump hates D.E.I so much, it reminds him of the sons he wants nothing to do with and the girl that got away.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2025

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Says who, I like to believe the earth is just a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat.

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Even if they made me turn it on all they are gonna see is my sticker I strategically placed

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

It’s been a weird couple of days. when else have hackers ever been on the feds side?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Didn’t know about this and now all my other hyper fixations have to wait…

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Is the right thing just asking for a glass?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I really like the vibe of this app but I apparently missed all the meme accounts anyone got some suggestions?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

My good night sleep had me way to confident going into my work out

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

When did a oil change turn into a $100 affair

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I’m currently at the stage of “I should really get some sleep” and “I mean I could replace my cpu cooler”

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

True but I’m gonna need a lot more infra then 🤣

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Man I don’t have time to fight nazis again I wanna build my home lab 😓

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Alright these last two days have been a lot but all I can think of is when other civilizations descend into facism and dictatorships where there people thinking “god everything they do is just so stupid” or is it just us?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Elon doing the swing hail is so on the nose it fucking hurts

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