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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Working in IT is endlessly wanting to fistfight a computer

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I always love non busy people trying to pawn their work off on busy people

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

The endless debate of should I plan a backpacking trip or start a new tech project

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/03/2025

Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine theonion.com...

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Why does Girl Scout cookie season have to coincide with “I should get back in shape” season 😭

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

If anyone from windows sees this. Please let me queue up multiple programs to be uninstalled, thanks

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I don’t have time for this burnout I’ve got things to do!

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

reminiscing about the time my dad, who used to teach motorcycle safety courses, was listening to a guy tell him he didn’t wear a helmet so he could feel the pressure differential if a car was in his blind spot. So my dad without saying a word slapped him and asked if he felt that differential.

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Had a rough couple of weeks to be brought to a head with my president and vice president acting like spoiled children while sucking on the tit of authoritarianism. Putin doesn’t give a fuck about you trump and nobody thinks your tough kindly go fuck yourself

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I just want to go back to the days when a capri sun not opening on first try was my biggest concern

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Does anyone else have random dissociation thoughts about how what your doing currently differs or is the same as what people hundreds of years would do or am I the weird one?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Taco Bell not being healthy is life’s biggest tragedy

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Of course I have trust issues. A big part of my job is people telling me they have already tried the thing I’m about to do to fix the problem.

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I have to much going, to have to deal with 3 day headaches. Can I schedule this for later

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I’ve had to many meetings and acting professional this week I need to go spray paint a drive thru window or something

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Ahh so it’s a two cups of coffee by 9:00 kind of day

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

To my other bald kings is there anything scarier than shaving over a pimple

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I love the smell of malicious compliance in the morning

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Can someone give me the professional way of saying “I am not in the mood / have the patience today to deal with your particular brand of bullshit today”

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I don’t need to build an AI server I don’t need to build an AI server I don’t need to build an AI server I don’t need to build an AI server

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

No wonder trump hates D.E.I so much, it reminds him of the sons he wants nothing to do with and the girl that got away.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2025

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

It’s been a weird couple of days. when else have hackers ever been on the feds side?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I really like the vibe of this app but I apparently missed all the meme accounts anyone got some suggestions?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

My good night sleep had me way to confident going into my work out

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

When did a oil change turn into a $100 affair

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I’m currently at the stage of “I should really get some sleep” and “I mean I could replace my cpu cooler”

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Man I don’t have time to fight nazis again I wanna build my home lab 😓

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Alright these last two days have been a lot but all I can think of is when other civilizations descend into facism and dictatorships where there people thinking “god everything they do is just so stupid” or is it just us?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Elon doing the swing hail is so on the nose it fucking hurts

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Things have been crazy for a bit but I’m back what did I miss

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Currently at the waiting for all the parts to arrive step of building my nas

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Just learned my coworker accepts all fun facts as truth regardless of how ridiculous, and spreads them anyone got some fun fake ones I can give her?

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Two cups of coffee and I’m still falling asleep time blast rave music

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I’ve learned is that when I tell people that my schedule should be clearing up soon I am really just trying to convince myself

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Anyone else agree that Monday was a month ago

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Its interesting to see how many big ceos suddenly care about common sense gun laws

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Watching basket ball while researching if this proprietary motherboard supports pci/e bifurcation turning out to be a good afternoon

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I need a holiday away from all these holidays

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

You know late stage capitalism sucks in a lot of ways, but Healthcare CEO shooting memes, and Hawk Tua coin memes in the same 24 hrs is a small silver lining.

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Colossal Monkey @colossal-monkey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

All I’m learning from wrapped is that I listen to way to much music to not know the same of any musicians or albums

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