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Joseph

@colonel.bsky.social
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Chicagoan. King of the Loop. I ramble about sports, architecture, my dog, woodworking, writing, music, horror, Star Wars. Politically left. Equality is everything. Blackhawks, Reds, White Sox, Bengals, Bears, Bulls, UK. Bluesky elder.

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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
For the late night crowd - now up over at Patreon: Cincinnati #Reds #5 prospect Chase Petty showed off a new pitch in his 2026 debut and there is a whole lot to like about it www.patreon.com/posts/chase-...
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Chase Petty unveils a new pitch | Doug Gray
Get more from Doug Gray on Patreon
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
You can now be in the AARPMY
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Army raises enlistment age to 42, eases marijuana restrictions
The Army will now allow recruits to enlist up to age 42 and has removed a waiver requirement for those with a marijuana-related conviction.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Let's go Hawks
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hockey and porn are almost the same
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Celebrity siting today near my house.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Jesus what a take.
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xthrubyx @xthrubyx.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
For him, of course, I am sad that Bedard didn’t make this team. But I sincerely hope he has spent the last couple weeks plotting his eventual takeover of the league. Seems like the kind of kid who needs a chip on his shoulder and watching Celebrini play so well should give him one for a long time.
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Dave Melton @davemelton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Bedard scores on those
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Daily Walkoff Reds #533 "HR Tiers" 🟡⚪️⚪️🟡⚫️ 🟢🟡🟢🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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ALW @wazoowazny.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Not sure who I'd swap out (probably Marchand and definitely Doughty) but Bedard and Schaefer should be flying around with these guys just to scare the shit out of everyone for the next decade.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I just mute the threads from the dumbfucks. I'm profoundly interested in discussion, but not at all interested in knee jerk fools. Come genuine.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Woof. Hive mind.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Not sure why this continues to be an agenda. It doesn't matter until they face off in the playoffs.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Me or the guy who was in the Blues Brothers. (Its the guy from the Blues Brothers)
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dmercer.bsky.social @dmercer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
For Lincoln's birthday: Lincoln the Orator, sculpture in Oak Woods Cemetery, Chicago. www.hydeparkhistory.org/oak-woods-ce...
Bronze sculpture of Abraham Lincoln with his right hand raised to the sky. It sits on a tall stone pedestal with his name engraved in the center. "Lincoln the Orator" is located in Oak Woods Cemetery in Chicago. It is a replica of an original statue by sculptor Charles J. Mulligan, a student of Lorado Taft, which stands in Pana, Illinois
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dmercer.bsky.social @dmercer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Site of the sixth Lincoln-Douglas debate in Quincy, Illinois. The bas relief is by sculptor Lorado Taft.
In 1858, two years before he was elected president, Abraham Lincoln ran for the U.S. Senate as a Republican against Democrat Stephen A. Douglas, engaging him in a series of seven formal debates throughout Illinois. On October 13 they met for the sixth debate in downtown Quincy, just blocks east of the Mississippi River.

This bronze relief sculpture by Lorado Taft, completed in 1936, stands in Washington Park facing 5th Street. It shows Lincoln speaking while Douglas listens just to his left. The sculptor was able to be present at the dedication, which occurred shortly before his death at age 76. https://www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/art/quincy.htm
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Let's go Hawks! Seahawks that is.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hey @jch24.bsky.social don't call her. This is just a hockey jersey.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Look what Heather got me tonight. She's a keeper.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Good vibes only.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Genos back!!
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
@brianhedger.bsky.social Rumor mill here, but is Kent Johnson available?
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey @jch24.bsky.social this isn't an invitation to call her. It's literally just the weather.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Cat Power The Murmurs Otep The Kills Sheryl Crow
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers Tori Amos Garbage Wet Leg Lillie Mae Blondie
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🦇 Murphy @mjosmurphy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
with the winter storm coming, dont forget to stock up on toilet paper
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Until next time, take care of yourself, and each other.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway. I am not your carpet ride, I am the sky. I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning. I am not your autumn moon, I am the night. Too much power in the lyrics to absorb.
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Tracey Myers @traceymyers.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Guess who's back Back again Toews is back Tell a friend www.nhl.com/news/jonatha...
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Toews anticipates ‘very emotional’ return to Chicago with Jets | NHL.com
37-year-old center won Stanley Cup 3 times with Blackhawks, back in NHL this season after health issues
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Scott Powers @scottpowers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Frank Nazar appears as if he’ll be a full practice participant.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Daily Walkoff Reds #500 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Daily Walkoff White Sox #500 🟢⚪️🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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Greg Boysen @gregboysen.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Did Louis Crevier just get Connor Bedard on Team Canada?
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Got an extra seat tonight @jch24.bsky.social if you wanna see your Stars.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I'm going to bed irrationally angry that Bedard didn't make the Olympic team.
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Ryan @thunderblade.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Bedard got hard snubbed man, idk what Canada is thinking not having him on the roster.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Satanic exorcism plus all the fried chicken you can eat for 50c should be the cover photo for America’s social media page. 🇺🇸
Kentucky 1940s… St Thomas, Satanic Exorcism, all the fried chicken you can eat from 5-8 pm for 50c 🇺🇸
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I had them clear the ice for me so I could perform my patented pigeon toe routine. #Chicago #thebean #cloudgate
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas my friends. Big love to you all.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
We're ready for Christmas here. #Blackhawks
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Seriously. If you see someone working extra hard to convince you to go back to X, block that turd. It's not a genuine entreaty... it's not earnest, it's a desperate business move.
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I met him in January at an event and told him I always hated him. Ryan Donato laughed. Enjoy retirement Mr. Smith.
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‘Hawks Hockey @hawkshockey.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#Blackhawks beat the Kings 2-1!
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Ihatebaseball @winterandbaseball.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Blackhawks in a playoff spot currently after a rough stretch. I’ll take it
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Joseph @colonel.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Connor Bedard’s shootout goal last night should only be available on pornhub. That is straight filth and NSFW
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