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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry, inspiration for one of only two tiktoks I've ever made.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When Marsha got a bunch of teeth taken out, the vet was a little concerned she didn't eat much at the office. Got her home and she immediately housed half a can of wet food. She's recovered well :)
Some sort of creature. A critter if you will. No one knows what kind. Small, white, big pointy ears and a pink snoot. Resting said snoot comfortable on a pillow.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Skreeonk!
A black cat laying on its side, screaming a poorly drawn atomic blast into the heavens
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Car makers announcing new models @trangirlismo.bsky.social
A round peg is labelled "Well known nameplates"
The round hole "Sport sedan"
Rectangular hole "two door convertible"
The half round hole "Hot Hatch"
The square hole "two row crossover"
I wonder which hole they'll pick...
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I've worked at this company for 16 years. But I'm a tech. Being left in charge of the office feels like
Still of the classic Spiderman animated TV show. Spidey barely shoulders above an office desk. A framed photo of J. Jonah hangs on the wall behind him.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Forgive the reflective photo @dreadships.bsky.social but I saw this at my parents' house and thought you might find it neat/could tell me more.
A black and white photo titled British Battleships in St. John's Harbour depicting British battleships in St. John's Harbour circa 1901. Taken from the dock, a large four funnel warship is pictured in the middle of the harbour with smaller one and two funnel ships in the background. A small (by comparison) two masted sail boat sits in the foreground.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The image stuck in my head through the back half of the latest @wtyppod.bsky.social episode @postoctobrist.bsky.social @donoteat.bsky.social
An unsuspecting soviet missile guard is about to find out what a 3-1/8" socket can do.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Some sheep loafs from working in the field yesterday.
Six sheep laying together on brown early spring grass. Five have tan fleeces with dark heads. The one black sheep lays in the middle of the group with a white stripe down her face.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Comic panel of just the coolest dude ever. He's got everything. Popped polo collar, shutter shades, short spiked hair, lower lip bite, single finger gun. Just so unbelievably cool. For real
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is what every ASMR style video feels like to me explosm.net/comics/kris-...
A six panel Cyanide and Happiness comic
A human cries "Gasp! An alien"
The green alien replies "not just any alien. I'm a personal space invader!"
The alien then shuffles in very close to the human who remarks "Golly. That sure is uncomfortable"
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Can I offer you Frosted Mini Sheeps in these trying times?
Six Shetland sheep, five beige one black all covered in snow, wait impatiently for their evening grains.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The text "TWENTY SAUSAGE ROLLS FOR DINNER" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Dick Van Dyke executing his Standing Medium Kick. The red hitbox covers his extended right leg and his hurt boxes cover his torso and left leg.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Plastic Man pours white powder from a box into his extended lower jaw. 
The box is labelled: powder that makes you say "yeah"
He's saying "yeah"
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I know they don't look impressive. But this is really thin wall tubing and I have a very cheap flux core welder. Managing to not just blow clean through the tube every time is a huge step up for me.
A piece of thin walled half inch tube with three to four inches of spotty welds going up the side. They are not pretty.The same tube after the welds are ground down. It's more or less continuous with a few pin holes. It's just a tent pole, it's fine.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Dealing with long stock means offsetting your jointer like the deck of an aircraft carrier.
A long thin piece of lumber runs off the table of a small 6" jointer. The whole setup is set about 15 degrees to the left to avoid the table saw on one side and mitre saw on the other.
An ancient shopvac sits below, gamely trying to manage the dust.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Went to a model train show with my dad today. Neither of us have ever been. So many layouts, but I found this module really charming.
A dual H-O scale railway with a green Canadian National diesel locomotive hitched up red open top bulk cars. It is modelled as a small inlet with a fishing village. The background board continues the appearance of the rocky shore going out to sea.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I've found my new favourite pizza dough recipe. If I get my shit together enough to make it the night before and rise in the fridge, it comes out so good.
A, quite frankly, delicious looking sheet pan pizza. 
Pepperoni, pickles and mozzarella, if you're curious.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Might've started a bit late this year, but we have our first bottles of maple syrup in the fridge.
A boiling pot of maple sap on an electric stove. After boiling off most of the water on a burner outside, I bring it inside to finish.Two clear swing top bottles filled with golden brown maple syrup. One is full to the shoulder and the other about one third, about 700ml total. The result of boiling nearly 30L of sap.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
So MANLY today, I CUT TREE SHOOT GUN CUDDLE MARSHA
A mighty pile, that is five four-foot logs, of pine and a cute as a button 12 inch DeWalt electric chainsaw Side view of me in a plaid sweater and wide brim yellow hat. Prone with a wood stock 22 bolt action. The leather stock wrap has a beautiful knot pattern worked into it by my best friend.Marsha is a small white goblin of a dog with big ears and a pink nose. My point of view of her flopped on my chest on the couch.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Adding brightly coloured @2mello.net albums to my collection like General Grievous. A basement flood killed my receiver, but I will get these spinning.
2 Mello's latest vinyl release, a translucent red and blue set of records for Sounds of Tokyo-to Future. Sitting under them is the mixed blue/green vinyl release of Memories of Tokyo-to
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I have a genuine affection for this particular tree. Every year it provides a steady flow of sap. Only 4 taps this year. Might add more in a couple days, but 6 was a handful last year.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Marsha is definitely some kind of tube.
A small white, very tube-like dog. No feets, no legs, just ears and toob
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
New mechanic milestone reached. Hail Mary tool modification. It...sort of worked. The important thing is, the check engine light is off again. This car will die when I say it can.
A silver 17mm deep socket that has been, let's say creatively, modified with an angle grinder.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
A small grey parakeet labelled "me" drinking a bright green liquid with a straw from a hurricane glass labelled "that gay shit" with the caption BIG SIP
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Took me two years to get around to it. But the chimney is relined and we have a new (to us) wood stove. Just lovely
A wood stove full of logs cheerily burning away.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Eldin_Ring.jpg
A person in a ballistic helmet with just a small eye slit holds a pistol by their head, pointed towards the sky.

The text reads:
I do not know who I am...
I don't know why I'm here
All I know is that I must kill

p.s. they have the trigger discipline and finger placement of an orangutan
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Taking pictures of the TV like I'm doing a Let's Play in 2004. I think the first version I did in FM4 had more decals, but I'm still pretty happy with this.
A three quarter view of a NASCAR stock car in the game Forza Motorsport 6. The livery is teal and maroon, like the Planet Express Ship. It has the Planet Express logo on the hood, is numbered 7/8 and has various Futurama brand decals, like Molten Boron and Arachno Spores.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'm really enjoying the gameplay loop of
Meme with a Deadly Voltage warning symbol and a casket
Text: Uh oh, you made a serious fucky wucky. Now you have to get the in forever box.Da Share Zone Meme of a skeleton in a full sprint pose
Text: Just walk out. You can leave. Work, social thing, movies, home, class, dentist, clothes shoppi (sic), too fancy weed store, cops if your (sic) quick, friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS
real winners quit
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This is Marsha. Sometimes she pretends to be sosig.
A small white dog with a red collar on a brown couch. She appears almost completely tubular with her feet tucked under her. Just her big ears and fluffy tail sticking out.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Punkin
A pumpkin jack-o'-lantern. It's terrifying. Definitely not a scared little guy.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
@donoteat.bsky.social I don't know what the problem with them is, this 3d printed rerailer works great.
A brown CN branded H-O scale box car is halfway down a white 3d printed rerailer ramp. This helps get the bogies aligned with the tracks.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
I didn't take a lot of pictures in Ireland (my partner is better at it lol) but this was a highlight. Muckross Abbey in Killarney park. Just an old stone Abbey that you can walk all over and through. Our local friend brought us here and it took me completely by surprise.
A single old Yew tree stands in the middle of an abandoned cloister. Photo up from ground level through one of the stone arches.A rectangular stone sarcophagus sits below a carving of a robed figure laying what appears to be a cord over a vase. A child sits at their feet.An upper room in the abbey. Everything is grey stone. The floor is smooth squares. The walls are irregular and rounded. A large fireplace sits in the centre of the far end of the rectangle, its chimney extending 4 or so meters above the floor. There is no roof. The top of the yew tree in the cloister below hangs over the left wall.The opposite end of the fireplace room. The yew is on our right now. A simple stone staircase with a modern steel handrail lead up into a square tower that rises another 3 storeys above this upper room. Empty doorways lead out in several other directions in this surprisingly complex ruin.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Love this country loaf recipe. Just had to share how good it looks. (Yes, it's 11pm. Don't worry about it.)
A perfect golden brown loaf of crusty bread on a cooling rack. It's round and has a domed top with just a few dark toasty spots, for character.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
I've gotten a couple chores done today, but this chicken pot pie is by far the tastiest.
A chicken pot pie with a beautiful lightly golden brown crust. The top is smooth with five small vents cut in the centre.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
It sheeps!
Four small sheep in a hay filled pen. Two are lightly coloured with darker heads and two are almost all dark, one with white splotches on her face.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Made brioche yesterday (we have so many eggs) I cannot imagine doing this by hand. I have a stout stand mixer and it still took 45 minutes to fully mix. Damn tasty though, I managed a much tighter crumb this go around
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Finished the last 97m run of fence today. That's round about 440m total done (diagram isn't to scale, apologies). But that just leaves the top gate at the barn to build. Nearly ready for sheeps, but we'll kick the roosters out in the meantime to test it.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Alright. Time for some Hot Farmer Shit
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
You're not supposed to have toys on the couch. But the wind is scawy, so I'll allow it.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
It's some kind Scrungle
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
I just got the cheek riser I made back from my best friend who did this fantastic tooling work. Including the outstanding @canadiansra.bsky.social logo. Oh man I cannot wait to get to the range with this!
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
I've gotten pretty good at knocking out these fence braces. Only takes about an hour. But pretty sure my arms will fall off if I try to pound in more than one set a day. T -2 months until sheep. Pray for my shoulders
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
A dog toy sat on the edge of the coffee table for two days. We both assumed the other put it there. Nope. So it must've landed there when Marsha was playing while we were gone. And since she knows she's not allowed to take things off the table, that's where it sat.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
I want to get back into painting minis. Picked up some fresh paint and made a little tray outta scrap.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Eepy
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Bummer warning: We let our cat Guinness go this morning. Sixteen years isn't too bad for a kitten that fell out of a hayloft. I love you, little buddy. We'll miss you.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Doing what humans have done for hundreds of thousands of years when the weather is crap. Sitting in my cave watching the fire.
Homemade maple syrup evaporator made from an oil drum sits just inside an open garage door with two pans of sap boiling on top.
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Coll of Cthulhu @collinius.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
First boil of the season! The evaporator I bodged out of junk and powered by barn scraps worked great! Moved indoors where it's a little easier to manage the relatively small amount left to boil!
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