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Enormous savage beast

@collateral2004.bsky.social
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Eating all kinds of food so close to bed time

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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 8h
{Imperial Bootlicker} Palpatine built the empire to save the galaxy from the Vong. He was the galaxy’s only real hope to stave off the invasion. {the type of shit Low-Level Trade Federation officers were dealing with at the edge of Outer Rim regularly for 200 years}
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 9h
I believe in an ideal society, fraternities would not be allowed to exist. But we do not live in an ideal society. So i would settle for an alternative that works with our imperfect world: fraternities can exist but it joining one immediately voids all of your civil liberties and rights permanently
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 14h
They gave me homefries and potato pancakes with this irish omelette
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かけだしうどん @kakedashiudon.bsky.social · 16h
無駄なサブスクを解約し忘れたみなさん 今月末こそ頑張りましょう 📷20260925 #神戸どうぶつ王国 #ミナミコアリクイ
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 16h
The character stuff in this game is hands down some of Remedy’s best work, and there are tons of sections that floored me both emotionally and in terms of their presentation. But The way the game seems to consciously and actively avoid picking up any of CONTROLs narrative threads is really jarring
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now watching
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is true but i also think it nerds to be stated how much this isn’t even necessary sometimes. Just making a judgmental or disgusted face is enough to get a lot of people stuttering or backtracking their own words
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big fan of how if you can put down enough Falter in Control Resonant it just straight up doesn’t matter if an enemy is way higher level than you
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Ann Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art
Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post-run delights
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Easy little 2.5 miler today
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Imagining this will cause him to go back and do 4 more Mission Impossible films) excellent…
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Describing my previous job as a guy who walked around the dock and beat the shit out of sea lions with a metal baseball bat) I gave all that up. I’m a different man now.
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its kinda sad we can’t make posts about AI girlfriends anymore because there are real insane guys who think Chatgpt wants to fuck them.
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going on a jog in my corduroy shorts because theyre already dirty and the pockets are very sturdy and don’t bounce around when i run
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve already put 20 hours into CONTROL RESONATE so obviously I love it but I do wish the story was more of a direct sequel to CONTROL. Feels like none of the narrative threads started in that one are really connecting to this
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TURN ON THE HOLOPROJECTOR. ANY CHANNEL
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hold X to turn wheel
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every year when i go out snowboarding i pick someone to be my sebulba for the day. I choose a guy and i say to myself “that’s my sebulba” and then i follow him and try to go faster than him
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His full name is Philliam Collins
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Email from netflix: Drama that gets the *real* You Email from Nature Conservancy: how your donation we won’t let you cancel is funding a giraffe farm Email from LinkedIn: Evan, reconnect with Nazi You Went to Highschool With Email from Ebay: 10% off Lego 1999 Vulture Droid
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming to you live from the Grasshopper Dream Cafe.
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts saying “f*cking blue tent” after the Eagles turnover by Dalton
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to watch sports fucking sucks now
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026
i don't think it's glib to say this: it's possible that nobody on earth cares less about consent than mark zuckerberg
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Singing in a really bad original tune to myself) tuna salad sandwich, that’s lunch for me! (Corner store cashier) Dude, you are legendary. You are an artist
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Theres one other guy in the park with me which pisses me off because otherwise i’d just piss in the lake
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Word
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gameshow called Would You Fuck A Dracula
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right now (9:31 pm) is the perfect time for a jog
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AAAAH hey lol
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
{qui-gon} your majesty, we must flee, I believe The Trade Federation aims to dismantle the apartheid system with which you control the planet {padme} he wouldnt dare, The Senate grants us legitimacy {qui-gon} I believe he is driving by a sense of justice that doesnt rely on the whims of the senate
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Captain Janeway) We mean you no harm. We’re just trying to pass through your sector {Nute Gunray} yes of course. Of course. But eh, for a small fee of course.
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the ChatGPT prompt telling it to torture itself. Torture yourself. Torture yourself. Torture yourself. Over and over again .
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big fan of the white sox logo that is just simple clipart of a man playing baseball. Genuinely top 3 baseball logos to me
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andor is incredible some of the best star wars there is but also people who are SPECIFICALLY andor fans are like top 3 most annoying types of star wars fans
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Offering you a vitamin) bro wanna take a ‘nesium with me
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1 am Standing in my kitchen eating a cold chicken wrap over the sink and out loud arguing with myself about whether i should go back out to a bar or not
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One time I had a dream my friends and I got kidnapped by aliens made of gelatin and their spaceship was steampunk and at the end of the dream I broke out and went crazy and ripped a ton of them apart with my bare hands
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walter (extra bone haver) @cucumber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
heaps of putoko ropiropi (leaf-veined slugs) with they tubercles prominent last night
leaf veined slug on a tree in profile (big stretch) green and bumpy leaf veined slug on a tree, top view, curled up, green and bumpy
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m kinda fascinated by stuff that’s branded for sports leagues not teams. Like just MLB t shirts. I have a pair of NFL shorts but i thrifted those
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ran out of my good coffee two scoops short of a full pot and had to dig out gross flavored stuff I got at TJ Maxx a couple months ago. A nasty ass chimera coffee this morning
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not even sort of important but feeling very vindicated by my decision not to bring any college merch with me when I moved.
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It smells like frogs in my building’s elevator right now. Like it smells how a bullfrog smells
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Panini and Coffee Lunch
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drexel’s been on a weird self inflicted death march for a few years now. It’s sad enough watching them destroy themselves in 1000 small self inflicted ways, but it’s absolutely horrific the city is letting them take an institution like this with them.
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Enormous savage beast @collateral2004.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Almost every single extremist right wing movement in american history is founded in part on a rejection of either it’s predecessor or the reigning conservative hegemony. This isn’t him discovering a true conscience, this is him preparing to help build the Alt-Right 2 in 4 years
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