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Dance Master 12

@collateral2004.bsky.social
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Eating all kinds of food so close to bed time

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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 46m
Every fucking night brother
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 4h
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 6h
Checking out a new bar. 10 dollar draughts
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 6h
Me
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 7h
I’m a make a wish child and my wish is for bandai to make a Gouf Heavy Arms HGUC kit
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 7h
Child survived with minimal injuries but the tone he’s talking about this in is insane
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 7h
Guy at the other end of this bar is really loudly describing the time he hit a kid with his car
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 7h
TFW the Hunter-Killers triangulate my position and close in from above so I can’t escape their combined bombardment
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 7h
Jedi Master Beeteng Aff
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 8h
{INTERIOR MARSHAL’S. 11AM. Approaching employee, So drunk I am talking like a Vulcan} Good Evening. Do you carry the Athletic Brand: New Balance
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 8h
Imm shifting into incineration mode
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🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social · 9h
largest thickest nastiest pizza near me
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 10h
I think if I take time out of my busy day to go to your garage sale and you don’t have anything I want that you should have to apologize to me and beg for my forgiveness
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 10h
This is my front door and front steps
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 12h
I’m about to go walk a mile just to get a single drip coffee just to be out in this
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 12h
I get so giddy when it starts to get cold out i get so excited when it is 55 degrees. Keeping the window open 24/7
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keepin it real
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Republic Senator named Jackong Iff
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like my hair but i’m also not worried about losing it because i feel like i’d be a really epic bald guy
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So much of my instagram feed is yaoi of the dads from twilight (positive)
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also we know of more than one major creative disagreement between Filoni and Lucas where Dave ultimately went with his own vision over what George preferred. He might have been “Lucas’s protege” but he also had his own vision for the galaxy that often contradicted George’s.
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“George Lucas worked on every episode of clone wars” is a statement that I’m sure is true is some very abstract technical way but doesn’t make a lot of sense because disney bought star wars halfway through the show’s life and Lucas was working on a ton of other projects the whole time
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its probably good that the Pope being anti-AI will cause some Catholic conservatives to go a little insane but i think it’s important to remember he is most likely anti-AI for the same reason that catholics are anti-IVF or anti-abortion
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let The Aloe Soothe You
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its insane i’ve been going throe aloe vera bottles like health stims in helldivers
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes of course I made sure to set some of those aside in my pocket for you
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm probably gonna play it and I'm sure I'll have fun but it feels very on the nose that we're getting another Gears of War game 9 months after the start of another war in the middle east. It took them a few years but they remembered the whole reason those games exist
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hell, i dont even think 7 would be that big of a deal
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this month my dumb personal purchase is either going to be the HG Fighting Action Serpent Custom or the 2000 Lego Trade Federation AAT
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They love seeing me at the grocery store because i test all the apples before i buy them. They love me because I’m methodical and thorough. All the employees run to hug me when i approach
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One time i got stuck in a turnstyle for 3 days and the only reason I didn’t starve to death was because a very kind child threw mike and ikes at me as a game
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m genuinely sort of curious about stuff
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think my biggest internal struggle is the fact that I think the BF2 2005 Clone Sharpshooter is like the coolest guy ever and I love having him as my pfp but also 90% of the time i talk about star wars it’s getting in fights with clone fans. {therapist} I can’t help you. Take cyanide.
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It probably wouldn’t delay too too much I’d probably just be getting takeout and coming back to my apartment to eat it but we’ll see
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If i get the egg sandwich i would be then cooking pasta for dinner
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tomorrow I’m gonna go on a run first thing but then after that should I get and egg sandwich or should i just make oatmeal and then go get pizza for dinner
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bug bite from like a week ago flaring up
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s one beer and star trek voyager thursday
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you get an omelette that’s too big to eat in one sitting it’s actually god saying he wants you to eat breakfast burritos for dinner the next two days
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the glow of las vegas 2002 I dueled and killed a bounty hunter named Pepto Bismark
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Police breaking down the door of my apartment and finding the entire place covered in insane mad scrawlings that are just the alphabet over and over again and mostly wrong
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One ginger beer for lunch
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really love the MMS-01 Serpent because despite having a completely different vibe it really feels like the perfect Geara Doga to the Leo’s Zaku
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder that you should instinctively hate the elderly you should assume all old people are evil by default. Each one individually must earn your forgiveness
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It feels awesome to sleep on starfish position all night with ur feet poking out from under the covers
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really wanna go on another run today but it’s supposed to rain and also i have to work all day
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
{Imperial Bootlicker} Palpatine built the empire to save the galaxy from the Vong. He was the galaxy’s only real hope to stave off the invasion. {the type of shit Low-Level Trade Federation officers were dealing with at the edge of Outer Rim regularly for 200 years}
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe in an ideal society, fraternities would not be allowed to exist. But we do not live in an ideal society. So i would settle for an alternative that works with our imperfect world: fraternities can exist but it joining one immediately voids all of your civil liberties and rights permanently
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Dance Master 12 @collateral2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They gave me homefries and potato pancakes with this irish omelette
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かけだしうどん @kakedashiudon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
無駄なサブスクを解約し忘れたみなさん 今月末こそ頑張りましょう 📷20260925 #神戸どうぶつ王国 #ミナミコアリクイ
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