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Not Actually a Fish

@colinmoors.eu
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IT monkey. Eats anything. Mostly housetrained. Zero tolerance policy on sex and crypto scammers. Expect abuse.

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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 25/09/2026
"Racist criminal" is more accurate a description. Why are the media scared to call him and his like what they are?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 19/09/2026
This is excellent. The RNLI already do amazing work. Thanks Farage, Robinson and all the other spiteful no-marks who sought to undermine what they do. There's the UK that I love.
theguardian.com
RNLI reports ‘significant’ donations boost after being targeted by far right over small boats
Charity condemns ‘disgraceful’ intimidation and insists it will continue core purpose of saving lives at sea
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 19/09/2026
Whose dogshit idea was this? It's unworkable and cruel.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/09/2026
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/09/2026
I don't tend to wish ill on people but if you're the sort of person who would harass and assault the outstanding crews and staff of the RNLI, I hope you get in trouble at sea and drown. I don't mean that in an off-hand way, I genuinely hope that's what happens, you clueless running-dog halfwits.
nicolakelly.substack.com
The RNLI aren't traitors; they're heroes
I have spent weeks shadowing lifeboat crews. Here's what they do and what it's like.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 12/09/2026
Posting good news for a change.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 12/09/2026
So very much this.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 12/09/2026
They won't though, will they? The police won't take action, just like they chose to ignore the hundreds of black-clad thugs descending on Dover. Fascism by the front door is distinctly alarming to watch.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/09/2026
WaPo bullshit from the mouth of the shiny headed Nazi himself. Glad it's paywalled. Fucking horseshit.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/09/2026
New from Cold War Steve.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/09/2026
Weird, isn't it? The 'no make up' can often take a bit of time too. I personally prefer the pic on the right but it's not my face, it's hers. People apparently have nothing else to worry about.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/09/2026
Is it just me, or...
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 04/09/2026
But didn't he say it was a hoax by climate change activists? Sounds 100% legit, so we should all leave him alone.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 26/08/2026
Yes
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 26/08/2026
Now do racism and late-stage capitalism.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 11/08/2026
Indeed. Guilt tripping people via the card payment machine when you're a billion euro company is a massive tell too. Conspicuous compassion is even worse when you make someone else pay for it.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/08/2026
I'm going to bet he's found in a motel room, balls deep in a rent boy by the end of the year. Just come out and make it easier for yourself.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 05/08/2026
Haha, "emergency talks" that consist of him on his knees begging for his job. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 04/08/2026
The solution is more non-white medical staff. Then the lovely white people can make a choice and kill themselves off via natural selection.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 03/08/2026
They really do pick the top people, don't they?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 03/08/2026
FIFA should have been over years ago. Corrupt from the top down. Give the game back to the fans.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
I try to avoid objectivity but he's one ugly motherfucker inside and out.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
But he's a Muslim. Stop the boats. Etc. Etc. ad fucking nauseam.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
If you do any of this, it's because you don't want to be "demonetized". This makes you a greedy, selfish coward and I hate you. Piss up a rope. By all means, let's allow the techbros to dictate the narrative. Fucking sheep.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
I had no idea you knew my parents.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
Quite the thing, isn't it, when you can't post the word "Nazi" without your post being deleted. Just like something that would have been done by... well, by the Nazis.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
Streisand, anyone?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 29/07/2026
Ah yes, the Telegraph. That bastion of lefty woke nonsense. There was a time, many years ago, when I had some respect for their investigative reporting. Seems that ship has sailed.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 27/07/2026
It could be loosely argued that using AI constitutes some kind of resourcefulness. However, if you're too lazy or stupid to even read it through...
techspot.com
Professor's invisible prompt trap catches 32 students cheating on their midterm with AI
In an online discussion post, Alcorn State University history professor Dr. Jason Gibson posed a question that represented part of his students' midterm. It was about the...
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 26/07/2026
Mouth is open, should be shut. Sit down until you know what you're talking about.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 26/07/2026
Seems like an incredibly wholesome thing to me.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 25/07/2026
Still catching up and have yet to see the film but yes, this is probably the best podcast in recent times. I'm not even exaggerating.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 22/07/2026
Look at the state of this. When cheating, diving and common assault after the whistle don't work, fall back on the 'corrupt referee'. Go - and I mean this very unpleasantly - fuck yourselves.
change.org
Firmá la Petición
Repetir la final del Mundial Argentina - España sin el árbitro corrupto
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 20/07/2026
Some good news for Argentina as the team were awarded the Jacques Cousteau Award. A well deserved win for some truly spectacular diving.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/07/2026
It's all banter though, innit? You know, like in the pub when we've all had a few and we all have a jolly good laugh about ethnically cleansing the streets? Eh? Shouldn't stop a bloke from holding down a position of government. All he's doing is having a walk with a few mates. Fucking snowflakes.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/07/2026
3 things footie doesn't need: - "hydration breaks" - a fucking stupid half-time show - to be allowed to be hosted anywhere near the US ever again Why does the US have to fucking spoil things?
billboard.com
The Cure’s Robert Smith Blasts FIFA’s World Cup Final Half-Time Show: ‘Please Just F— Off’
The Cure's Robert Smith has blasted FIFA's half-time show during the upcoming World Cup final which features Madonna, BTS and Justin Bieber.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/07/2026
Exactly, James.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/07/2026
10 points for the first person who can tell me what the real agenda is here.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 17/07/2026
I'm not the one wilfully misinterpreting to push their agenda. That is the essence of bad faith. I wish you no ill but please read carefully before opening irrelevant dialogue.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 17/07/2026
Where did I dispute this assertion? Read the thread again and get back to me.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 17/07/2026
Your point being?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 17/07/2026
I thank you for your understanding and would like to extend a similar apology to you for what was a bit of an over-reaction. Pro swan and anti royal is the way forward!
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
Why do they keep setting him up with the easiest of targets? This guy took out the Death Star, remember.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
Kindly and respectfully fuck off. There is no position of privilege in my statement, only inferred victimhood in yours. *He* believes that there is a system of fairness - I make and made no comment as to whether I do. He feels let down and is visibly upset by it. Sorry you lack empathy.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
So how does the king of all spongers need to be involved? Pageantry at best. I have absolutely nothing against protecting birds - far from it. Thanks for the patronizing tone though, it really topped it off for me.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
"...the World Cup has one of its central tenets that politics is separate from football" Except for all those times Infantino has deep throated a tiny orange cock to get at the scraps from the table. FIFA is a fucking joke.
thenational.scot
UK Government responds as Argentina team waves Falklands banner after England defeat
The UK Government has responded after Argentina players celebrated their World Cup semi-final victory over England by holding a banner about the…
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
Bloody right. Those deaf people have had it far too good for far too long.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
Because unlike the Trump he so desperately wants to be, he can't simply say anything he likes and have the spoon-fed press suck it up like ambrosia from the gods. There are sometimes consequences to being a lying, toadying weak little piece of dog shit.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
I was wondering why #Valkyries was trending. It turns out to be linked to the dullest game in the world, basketball. A game so monumentally dull, it makes curling and table tennis look like a thrill ride.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
All the armchair "experts" in this post - go and see for yourselves, then come back and snipe at people who actually give a shit. He believes in a UK that's fair and reasonable across the board. How dare you all chip in with your half-arsed opinions? For shame.
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