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Not Actually a Fish

@colinmoors.eu
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IT monkey. Eats anything. Mostly housetrained. Zero tolerance policy on sex and crypto scammers. Expect abuse.

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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 25/09/2026
"Racist criminal" is more accurate a description. Why are the media scared to call him and his like what they are?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 19/09/2026
This is excellent. The RNLI already do amazing work. Thanks Farage, Robinson and all the other spiteful no-marks who sought to undermine what they do. There's the UK that I love.
theguardian.com
RNLI reports ‘significant’ donations boost after being targeted by far right over small boats
Charity condemns ‘disgraceful’ intimidation and insists it will continue core purpose of saving lives at sea
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/09/2026
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/09/2026
I don't tend to wish ill on people but if you're the sort of person who would harass and assault the outstanding crews and staff of the RNLI, I hope you get in trouble at sea and drown. I don't mean that in an off-hand way, I genuinely hope that's what happens, you clueless running-dog halfwits.
nicolakelly.substack.com
The RNLI aren't traitors; they're heroes
I have spent weeks shadowing lifeboat crews. Here's what they do and what it's like.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 12/09/2026
Posting good news for a change.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/09/2026
New from Cold War Steve.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/09/2026
Is it just me, or...
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 26/08/2026
Yes
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 26/08/2026
Now do racism and late-stage capitalism.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/08/2026
I'm going to bet he's found in a motel room, balls deep in a rent boy by the end of the year. Just come out and make it easier for yourself.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
If you do any of this, it's because you don't want to be "demonetized". This makes you a greedy, selfish coward and I hate you. Piss up a rope. By all means, let's allow the techbros to dictate the narrative. Fucking sheep.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
Quite the thing, isn't it, when you can't post the word "Nazi" without your post being deleted. Just like something that would have been done by... well, by the Nazis.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
Streisand, anyone?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 27/07/2026
It could be loosely argued that using AI constitutes some kind of resourcefulness. However, if you're too lazy or stupid to even read it through...
techspot.com
Professor's invisible prompt trap catches 32 students cheating on their midterm with AI
In an online discussion post, Alcorn State University history professor Dr. Jason Gibson posed a question that represented part of his students' midterm. It was about the...
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 22/07/2026
Look at the state of this. When cheating, diving and common assault after the whistle don't work, fall back on the 'corrupt referee'. Go - and I mean this very unpleasantly - fuck yourselves.
change.org
Firmá la Petición
Repetir la final del Mundial Argentina - España sin el árbitro corrupto
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 20/07/2026
Some good news for Argentina as the team were awarded the Jacques Cousteau Award. A well deserved win for some truly spectacular diving.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/07/2026
3 things footie doesn't need: - "hydration breaks" - a fucking stupid half-time show - to be allowed to be hosted anywhere near the US ever again Why does the US have to fucking spoil things?
billboard.com
The Cure’s Robert Smith Blasts FIFA’s World Cup Final Half-Time Show: ‘Please Just F— Off’
The Cure's Robert Smith has blasted FIFA's half-time show during the upcoming World Cup final which features Madonna, BTS and Justin Bieber.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/07/2026
Exactly, James.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/07/2026
10 points for the first person who can tell me what the real agenda is here.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
Why do they keep setting him up with the easiest of targets? This guy took out the Death Star, remember.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
"...the World Cup has one of its central tenets that politics is separate from football" Except for all those times Infantino has deep throated a tiny orange cock to get at the scraps from the table. FIFA is a fucking joke.
thenational.scot
UK Government responds as Argentina team waves Falklands banner after England defeat
The UK Government has responded after Argentina players celebrated their World Cup semi-final victory over England by holding a banner about the…
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
I was wondering why #Valkyries was trending. It turns out to be linked to the dullest game in the world, basketball. A game so monumentally dull, it makes curling and table tennis look like a thrill ride.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
Because what the English team needs now, rather than to reflect on a well fought and spirited campaign, are some platitudes from an inbred halfwit who's never had a job in his life. These spongers make me sick.
bbc.co.uk
'Gutted' Prince William leads tributes to England team after loss
The Prince of Wales says England has "inspired us all" as he offers his commiserations over the loss to Argentina.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 14/07/2026
I think 'heroic' is stretching it a bit, but I'm 100% with Mbappé on this. Ban sport betting, bingo and online 'casinos'. They absolutely destroy lives and families.
montrealgazette.com
Todd: Kudos to Kylian Mbappé for heroic stand against gambling scourge
French soccer puts principles ahead of pocketbook with courageous shot at "destructive" sports gaming industry.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 14/07/2026
For my UK friends and others who live there. A useful guide to what not to buy and whom to not buy it from.
stopfundinghate.info
Who’s still advertising on GB News? – Stop Funding Hate
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 12/07/2026
At which point did any of the MAGA voting dimwits think this wasn't going to happen?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 11/07/2026
Let them fight to the death as far as I am concerned. The only people who will pay anything in the end are the consumers.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/07/2026
Words are occasionally not needed. Not my work, props to OP.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/07/2026
NGL I would watch the shit out of this war.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/07/2026
Those who are saying that Count Binface is "perverting democracy" need to ask if: - he has taken any bribes or 'personal donations' - he has paid the required fee to stand - all he requires is that people vote for him or not Unless of course his detractors have something to hide?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/07/2026
Bad enough, but wait until they bill his credit card for priority de-boarding.
theguardian.com
Ryanair passenger almost sucked out of shattered window during flight
Serbian man reportedly saved by wife hanging on to his legs after window shattered on journey from Greece
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/07/2026
I'd be happier with a "far fewer gnarly hairy cocks in newskies". So much penis on there and no way to filter it. To each their own but your junk, flaccid or otherwise, ain't getting no follow from me.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/07/2026
Surprising. In the same way as "water makes things wet".
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 09/07/2026
As soon as I hear "deep state" my shit-for-brains radar goes off. Show me how much cash Binface has trousered so far and I'll give you a value judgement on exactly which of them is "undermining democracy".
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 08/07/2026
Lovely being back in Brighton. Set your stall out, guys and gals.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/07/2026
Name me one single parent who cleans hotels for a living who hasn't taken a 5 million quid bung from a dodgy crypto billionaire. I'll wait.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Team Belgium’s response to the US after the match.
Team Belgium responds to US:
Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils:
Overturn this. #USABEL
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/07/2026
Dear Messrs Trump and Infantini, here's a nice big serving of shut the fuck up for you. Love, Belgium.
theguardian.com
Ragged USA crash out of World Cup with last-16 defeat to Belgium
The United States are out of the World Cup after Belgium eliminated the co-hosts in the last 16 at Seattle Stadium on Monday night
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 06/07/2026
He doesn't like the away games much, does he?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 06/07/2026
A quiet little country town in Sussex, showing how things should be done. There's one of these in every shop and pub. If they can do it, so can we all. #JustBeNice
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 06/07/2026
"FIFA declined to comment". Isn't it about time we collectively fucked off this corrupt set of chancers and gave the game back to the people?
theguardian.com
Explained: Folarin Balogun’s World Cup red-card reversal, Trump’s phone calls and Fifa’s rationale
The surprise move deeming the US striker eligible to play came after the American president reached out to the governing body to appeal for the change
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 05/07/2026
Cheating in office, cheating with the help of corrupt FIFA. An absolute disgrace on all fronts.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 05/07/2026
Make it 100 quid or a decent bottle of wine. Anything above that would be influence. Keep *all* private money out of politics.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 05/07/2026
I always thought this would be the Farridge long game. Get rich, get "hounded out by woke lefties", retire and count the bank. So much personal greed he's prepared to send a once-decent country down the path of Fascism. I wish him prolonged and incurable diahorrea.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 30/06/2026
Is there anything this oily little turd won't try to make money from? How about talking to mental health and gambling addiction groups before screwing yet more money out of people? Soulless, shallow and greedy.
motherjones.com
Mark Zuckerberg sure sounds eager to get young people hooked on online gambling
The Meta CEO is developing a social network betting market app—and wants help from Polymarket and Kalshi.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 29/06/2026
"We pray for all the survivors of sexual abuse" Rather than admitting that there is a poison within the Catholic Church. Nowhere near good enough. Prosecute, jail and utterly condemn the institutionalized abuse within the "church".
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 27/06/2026
Well, quite.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 26/06/2026
Note that: - the photographer isn't at work either - is taking pics of innocent women and kids Someone check that fucker's hard disk.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 19/06/2026
Sorry to pollute your eyeline with yet another pic of this slimy shitstain. What more need he do to get done for hate speech? This is one of the more vile things I have ever seen from him, and the bar is pretty fucking low.
thecanary.co
Tommy Robinson says lynching British Pakistanis the ‘only solution’
Tommy Robinson is calling for Pakistani people to be LYNCHED in what he said was a Nazi-esque 'only solution'
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 19/06/2026
Vote Andy for 2+ years of kicking the tattered Brexit can down the road. I hope he proves me wrong and actually listens to the *real* voice of the people.
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