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Not Actually a Fish

@colinmoors.eu
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IT monkey. Eats anything. Mostly housetrained. Zero tolerance policy on sex and crypto scammers. Expect abuse.

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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/09/2026
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/09/2026
New from Cold War Steve.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 07/09/2026
Is it just me, or...
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
If you do any of this, it's because you don't want to be "demonetized". This makes you a greedy, selfish coward and I hate you. Piss up a rope. By all means, let's allow the techbros to dictate the narrative. Fucking sheep.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 02/08/2026
Streisand, anyone?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/07/2026
Exactly, James.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/07/2026
Why do they keep setting him up with the easiest of targets? This guy took out the Death Star, remember.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 12/07/2026
At which point did any of the MAGA voting dimwits think this wasn't going to happen?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/07/2026
Words are occasionally not needed. Not my work, props to OP.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 08/07/2026
Lovely being back in Brighton. Set your stall out, guys and gals.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 06/07/2026
A quiet little country town in Sussex, showing how things should be done. There's one of these in every shop and pub. If they can do it, so can we all. #JustBeNice
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 27/06/2026
Well, quite.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 26/06/2026
Note that: - the photographer isn't at work either - is taking pics of innocent women and kids Someone check that fucker's hard disk.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 17/06/2026
Fuck Trump. Fuck FIFA. Fuck this bullshit World Cup.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 09/06/2026
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 11/05/2026
The new wave of popular opinion. But what actually happened.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/05/2026
Expected. However, it'll be fun watching the Reform councillors dropping one by one due to racism, battery, stupidity and incompetence. If I were a Polymarket kind of guy (and believe me, they can go shit in their hands and clap) I'd fancy around half don't last the year.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 14/04/2026
Hilarious. For balance, please stand in the middle of a field somewhere and draw a picture of the prophet Mohammed. Take all the time you need.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 13/04/2026
"Please do not speak Italian to the cows".
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 10/04/2026
So very this.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 08/04/2026
Oh dear.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 31/03/2026
A lollipop that tastes like "an unwashed human penis after a day's work". I guess at this point we can all be glad they went with 'human'.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 24/03/2026
Yep.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 23/03/2026
Nothing to add.
Sticker on a lamp post saying "I'd rather live next door to a refugee than a Reform MP".
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 09/03/2026
+1 pour "Bardelladolf".
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 09/03/2026
La France!
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 09/03/2026
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 09/03/2026
Look at this. Can't even bring himself to remove the merch in a half-hearted 'salute' to soldiers he had killed to prove what a big fucking man he is. Deplorable.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 06/03/2026
See also:
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 04/03/2026
Spain in with a good shout here. Who's next? Agent Orange can't drop trade with Spain without engaging the whole of the EU. No a la guerra.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 03/03/2026
If only. Racist, grifting scum.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 22/02/2026
C'est vrai, ça.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/02/2026
"Thank you sir, may I have another?" Mind-bending fucking stupidity.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 17/02/2026
Outside Old Trafford a couple of days ago. A response to the grasping tax-dodger Ratcliffe.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/02/2026
Sadly accurate.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 15/02/2026
This from the same guy who doesn't understand why the men from war-torn countries don't just stay and fight against their oppressors. Useless, low life grifting coward.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 06/02/2026
Pensée du jour.
Graffiti sur un mur: si j'etais un Banksy, on m'effacerais pas
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 05/02/2026
Not mine, all credit to the artist.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 05/02/2026
As a business (which Reform apparently is) they have obligations under GDPR. If they are this slack with data requests, how good would they be running a country, a council or even a bath?
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 04/02/2026
Some of these people are as thick as a submarine door.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 04/02/2026
Imagine being held responsible for signally failing to do anything about child pornography. And when you do get round to it, you make it 'subscriber only'. And then the French have the nerve to question you about it. It's only political if you're in politics. And Elmo isn't. Allegedly.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 04/02/2026
If you look up "cognitive dissonance" in the dictionary, there is this picture. Yes, I know he's pro-EU but the rest of the shit doesn't balace that out. He's still a cock.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 01/02/2026
Answer my survey, or I'll set the dogs on you. Unreal. *Fact-checked by Snopes, and is indeed real.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 28/01/2026
Powerful Front Page from #CharlieHebdo
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 27/01/2026
"Soft" is how I feel when I think about her too.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 20/01/2026
Very actually me.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/01/2026
La France. Ne changer jamais.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 18/01/2026
I can imagine him popping out from behind a bush, cigarette in hand saying this. He's not wrong though.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 16/01/2026
Aspirational messaging.
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Not Actually a Fish @colinmoors.eu · 15/01/2026
Yep.
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