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Colin Hemphill

@colinhemphill.com
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🎸 Noise-maker for @dotdotdarkness.com 🎙️ Co-host of @animonday.moe ⚛️ Front end software, React, accessibility 🔗 Staff Engineer for Bitly 💜 Love your neighbor, don't storm the capitol And the rest: colin.quest/links

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GB Duders Feed @gbdudersfeed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh dear God... it's officially official. @grubb.wtf has officially taken the title for playing the most cumulative hours for Blight Club thanks to Cyberdillo. Will he survive Hell? Honestly... I don't think failure is an option. Source: www.blightclub.games/stats/cumula... #giantbomb
A series of graphs showing the three Giant Bomb staff members that lead the site's Blight Club feature. It shows Jeff Grubb in the red graph who has recently jumped to have the most cumulative played hours during Blight Club. Dan Ryckert is the blue graph and Mike Minotti is the green graph.
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Mike Minotti @tolkoto.com · 25/09/2026
CUBIVORE PRICE HAS SURPASSED $700, REPEAT, CUBIVORE IS WORTH OVER $700 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 14/09/2026
Tonight I played a concert at a dive bar and right before we went on I saw @danryckert.com on their TVs
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 12/09/2026
Added some new features yesterday... timeline scrubber and markers for game start dates! But uh, you might have to hard refresh or something.
Cumulative player time chart "shows cumulative blight length over time". Three stepped line charts show Dan Ryckert, Jeff Grubb, and Mike Minotti listing hours played over time. Grubb sits comfortably on top most of the time. At the top of the chart are markers showing when each blight club game began
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 10/09/2026
Monster Factory pressing "Similar face" in the dark souls character creator over and over
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
happy Bandcamp Friday! my new album, The Autumn Tape, is out today. it blends folk, jangle pop, ambient, and tape experimentation. it's about standing on the precipice of massive changes, in my life and in the world. i hope you'll listen. harrisonlemke.bandcamp.com/album/the-au...
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The Autumn Tape, by Harrison Lemke
14 track album
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 01/09/2026
I'm not used to Blight Club episodes dropping on Monday, so totally didn't even think about adding CatJERFMan to the site until today. But he's here *meow* 😼 @jerf.xyz @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com www.blightclub.games/stats/search...
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Catwoman
CatJERFMan on Giant bomb
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 27/08/2026
Unbelievable that people are giving $20 to some randos who created a vibe-coded Twitter clone that runs all of your post content through Gemini and holds onto the name Twitter because they "may have a workable legal theory" that the trademark is abandoned. Just Hive Social 2.0 but maybe dumber.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 25/08/2026
Through the power of AI, Google has informed me that the Instagram I ordered from Twitter will arrive tomorrow.
"Great news, your package from OXO is on its way" email subject line follow by a Google summary. A Facebook logo says "Instagram, 1 item from Twitter" is shipped and in transit from fedex. Buttons to track package or view order"Happening soon" summary at the top of an email inbox. Facebook logo says "Instagram from Twitter, arriving tomorrow" with a button to track package
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 22/08/2026
The @dotdotdarkness.com show went great if I do say so myself
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 20/08/2026
Cubivore is at its highest price since 2022 and might hit an all-time record soon. @tolkoto.com
Cubivore exchange rate. See the international value of a Cubivore. United states dollar (USD) is selected in a dropdown, and the price is set at $641.59. The box on the right shows that this price is equivalent to 1 Cubivore.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 18/08/2026
Selling some merch at our upcoming concerts! @jearum.bsky.social your artwork looks absolutely sick on a poster
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Big Walk! 🚶‍♂️ @panic.com @househouse.com
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 09/08/2026
Why do so many dudes use this exact Wind Waker profile picture on Discord and why do they all come to your server just to make everyone's day worse
Link in Wind Waker looks unamused
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GB Duders Feed @gbdudersfeed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I regret to inform you and @grubb.wtf that because of how long Cyberdillo is taking, Grubb is centimeters away from overtaking @danryckert.com as the person that has played games the longest total amount for Blight Club. Get more details from Blight Club Unauthorized! Link: www.blightclub.games
A screenshot showing a graph comparing three lines, each representing the Giant Bomb staff that generally participate in Giant Bomb's Blight Club feature: Dan Ryckert, Jeff Grubb, and Mike Minotti. The graph shows that Dan has played games for Blight Club the longest but Jeff Grubb is very close to overtaking him with Mike safely in third.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 01/08/2026
I'm playing shows in Austin and San Marcos with @dotdotdarkness.com! It's been ages, and I'm excited to be back on the stage!
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Orta Therox @orta.io · 31/07/2026
I want to see more @puzzmo.com accounts when I'm on Bluesky! Help me juke my stats, if you've hooked it up and got the label, but don't have a paid account; DM me your profile link over the next week and I'll gift you a year's sub (The link is in the dropdown when you click on your nav avatar)
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 30/07/2026
Boy do I know after entering all of them into a CMS by hand 😅
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jea_rum @jearum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ladies and duders… the Jumper himself… Jacob Geller! #BlightClub @giantbomb.com @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @jacobgeller.com
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 24/07/2026
@ybbaaabby.bsky.social you're right and Duck Duck Go stinks. It's because they're basically just a clone of Bing results, and they love AI stuff too. I've had great luck with Startpage. www.startpage.com
startpage.com
Startpage - Private Search Engine. No Tracking. No Search History.
Search and browse the internet without being tracked or targeted. Startpage is the world's most private search engine. Use Startpage to protect your personal data.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 21/07/2026
My puppy discovering @friends-table.bsky.social Side Story @bleatingheart.bsky.social @notquitereal.bsky.social
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You could buy 1,701 copies of Cubivore for the Gamecube
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 19/07/2026
Robotaxis are a stupid idea and we should drive all of them off a cliff.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 13/07/2026
Everyone please feel free to ping me if you think there are any Blight Club community creations that should be added! I'm trying to keep up with this for new blights, but the older ones are fairly empty.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 09/07/2026
www.blightclub.games/stats/search...
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Space Ace
Space Ace on Giant bomb
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 06/07/2026
A puppy is lying on the floor with its head slightly lifted, and is squinting towards the camera. Its fur is messy and it looks like it is barely awakeLimmy waking up meme
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 04/07/2026
Brio update, he just had his first appointment with a groomer 🥺
Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier puppy. Looks very young, soft and fluffy coat. He is splooted on a wood floor wearing a blue bandana, and appears to be smiling with a little bit of tongue sticking out
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 03/07/2026
Got a new one for the anime nerds today #SailorMoon #metal #guitar #anime youtube.com/shorts/kebfl...
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Moon Prism Power Make Up! | Sailor Moon cover | #goc #guitar #metal #headless #anime #sailormoon
YouTube video by dot.darkness
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
it’s always so funny when they’re like “the democratic socialists HATE you. they want to DESTROY you. i mean, just look at their demands” and then it’s just this
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 02/07/2026
New guitar! Dropped it real low and wrote a little demo track. youtube.com/shorts/TdAY8...
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GOC Guitars Vajra+ | Drop F# Demo #guitar #metal #music #headless #strandberg #goc
YouTube video by dot.darkness
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 02/07/2026
Welcome to the Blight Club @jacobgeller.com www.blightclub.games/stats/search...
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Jumper: Griffin’s Story
Jumper: Geller’s Story on Giant bomb
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 30/06/2026
Don't know if I've seen any profession as obsessed with AI slop as mobile pet grooming.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 29/06/2026
Great work blending in Monroe. You'll be a 00 in no time.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 22/06/2026
Steam Machine starts at 2.08 Cubivores.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 22/06/2026
Hey @tolkoto.com I built you a tool to help you put future purchases into perspective. www.blightclub.games/exchange-rat...
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Cubivore Exchange Rate
See the international value of a Cubivore.
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dot.darkness @dotdotdarkness.com · 16/06/2026
We just set up a storefront on @subvert.fm which is be a great option for supporting our work directly! If you don't have a copy of Speak with Dead yet, you can download it lossless for $9 right now. www.subvert.fm/dotdotdarkne...
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Speak with Dead by dot.darkness - Subvert
Speak with Dead is a self-produced heavy metal and synthwave album that expands upon the themes put forth in Polymorph. It posits that a transformation of the Self must inevitably be a part of a great...
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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 12/06/2026
Dan Ryckert has now played the most Blight Club @danryckert.com @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com
Line chart shows cumulative blight club time of Dan Ryckert, Jeff grubb, and Mike minotti. Dan has played 85 hours and 45 minutes, Jeff has played 80 hours and 54 minutes, and Mike has played 85 hours and 19 minutes
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 08/06/2026
People know we used to have to put disposable batteries in everything right
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 07/06/2026
All I Want is very clearly "ya ya ya ya ya" not "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 30/05/2026
DDG thinks AI is super cool and is only using the public souring on AI as an advertisement to draw more traffic away from a competitor. They proved that 93% of their perspective audience hates AI search but it's enabled by default in their core product and is used to upsell their premium services.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 24/05/2026
I've changed my mind about the holding a lav thing if the alternative is holding a shotgun mic and waving it around
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 23/05/2026
Someone with more patience than me please make 90s Cup on the door in Mixtape
Scene in the video game Mixtape. The three teens are standing on the porch in front of a decrepit old house. They marvel at the door they just painted. It is painted white with large blue streaks and a couple of thin purple streaks in a wave down the length of the door
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 20/05/2026
Sony owned Alamo Drafthouse is showing the next State of Play in theaters. They must think it's a big one?? @grubb.wtf
Instagram screenshot from Drafthouse account. PlayStation state of play broadcast Tuesday June 2 2pm pst at Alamo Drafthouse. Description: we're bringing state of play to the big screen with major PlayStation reveals, exclusive giveaways, themed food and drinks, and a fresh look at everyone's favorite Canadian mutant in marvels wolverine
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 19/05/2026
I just don't understand the outrage. A lifetime software purchase is completely unheard of today and I feel like they're doing whatever they can to keep that option available to enthusiasts. They're honoring previous purchases so what do we have to complain about? Most people don't need this!!!
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 09/05/2026
A really melodramatic website that tells you some of the most basic things about your device imaginable. It does not teach people anything about the big tech tracking they should actually care about.
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 06/05/2026
It was a pleasure to work with Jearum on this commission, and I'm so happy with how it turned out!
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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 05/05/2026
Hey it's almost Space Ace day and I couldn't stop thinking about something @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com youtu.be/qcm-Rm8TX3M
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Space Ace SNES OST | Metal Maze
YouTube video by dot.darkness
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