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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 12/09/2026

Added some new features yesterday... timeline scrubber and markers for game start dates! But uh, you might have to hard refresh or something.

Cumulative player time chart "shows cumulative blight length over time". Three stepped line charts show Dan Ryckert, Jeff Grubb, and Mike Minotti listing hours played over time. Grubb sits comfortably on top most of the time. At the top of the chart are markers showing when each blight club game began

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 27/08/2026

Isn't the whole post trust system AI powered? Also there's suspicious stuff right on their homepage

Screenshot of the twitter.now homepage. Two cards: the first card says "Founder" and has a badge/emblem illustration of a bird on a blue background. The "Fighter" card has a bird illustration on an orange/red background holding a slingshot.

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 25/08/2026

Through the power of AI, Google has informed me that the Instagram I ordered from Twitter will arrive tomorrow.

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 24/08/2026

People have done this to me and I instantly crumble to dust.

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 22/08/2026

The @dotdotdarkness.com show went great if I do say so myself

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 20/08/2026

Cubivore is at its highest price since 2022 and might hit an all-time record soon. @tolkoto.com

Cubivore exchange rate. See the international value of a Cubivore. United states dollar (USD) is selected in a dropdown, and the price is set at $641.59. The box on the right shows that this price is equivalent to 1 Cubivore.

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 18/08/2026

Selling some merch at our upcoming concerts! @jearum.bsky.social your artwork looks absolutely sick on a poster

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 09/08/2026

Why do so many dudes use this exact Wind Waker profile picture on Discord and why do they all come to your server just to make everyone's day worse

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 03/08/2026

Let's not let people forget this one either

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 31/07/2026

I've been using this one from ugly_ink as a reply. And you can buy a pack of his stickers for attaching them to IRL slop

Sticker with an ugly slop monster holding a metal sign that says "100% certified AI slop. It's crap!" Attributed to artist ugly_ink

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 09/07/2026

Writing the alt text for this was insane

Screenshot of the chrome inspector tool showing the alt text for an img element. The alt text says "A hand-written sheet of notes on a long white page. A roughly drawn map with various lines, arrows, circles, and spirals. This map points with an arrow to a series of squares in a, one has an arrow with a large label that just says "WHAT". Off to the left a weird shape says "BARREN" with an arrow pointing at it. A label "Platform level end" shows a platform with three segments on it. Below that, "squirt town end" with an image of the platform and the level end to its left. Lower down, text says "jump platform below after dog jump" and right below the word "ENERGY" is circled. A diagram shows three segments, one split segment below that, and a final segment on the right. The final note says "SMASHER LEVEL" with an arrow pointing to a circle on a zig-zag shape"

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 07/07/2026

Sort of glad my Strat of choice doesn't look like a Strat

Strandberg Biden nx6, HSS pickups with a tremolo, gray flamed maple top and a maple neck

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 04/07/2026

Brio update, he just had his first appointment with a groomer 🥺

Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier puppy. Looks very young, soft and fluffy coat. He is splooted on a wood floor wearing a blue bandana, and appears to be smiling with a little bit of tongue sticking out

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 29/06/2026

Great work blending in Monroe. You'll be a 00 in no time.

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 22/06/2026

Would you believe the price of Cubivore just went up $46? I'm influencing the market.

Complete price: $549.99 (+$46.19) volume 2 sales per week

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 05/06/2026

Steam recommendation algorithm is truly beyond repair

Steam screenshot. Text says "is this game relevant to you? Similar to games you've played:" and then shows the poster artwork for Skyrim

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 23/05/2026

Someone with more patience than me please make 90s Cup on the door in Mixtape

Scene in the video game Mixtape. The three teens are standing on the porch in front of a decrepit old house. They marvel at the door they just painted. It is painted white with large blue streaks and a couple of thin purple streaks in a wave down the length of the door

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 20/05/2026

Sony owned Alamo Drafthouse is showing the next State of Play in theaters. They must think it's a big one?? @grubb.wtf

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 29/04/2026

Searching for "mortal kombat" on their website works fine. In the app? They pretend that isn't a real movie.

In the alamo drafthouse mobile app, I am searching for the word "mortal". The result screen shows "nothin here. We didn't find anything for mortal"

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 01/04/2026

Looks awesome to me. And not as perverse as the old Hori Pad Mini 64, which by all accounts were pretty good controllers but look all wrong.

A weird looking little N64 controller, kind of looks like a squashed GameCube controller but with the face button and c-button layout of an N64 controller. The d-pad is right in the middle.

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 28/02/2026

And I feel like so many people are familiar with them now too! It's so clearly wrong! My favorite bad photoshops are Amazon listings for bird products when they clearly don't know how big birds are.

Product photo of a bird carrier bag. Inside the carrier on a perch is a sun conure, probably sized about right. On top of the carrier a blue and gold macaw is pictured, but it is incredibly small. Much smaller than the sun conure, maybe about budgie sized at most.

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 16/02/2026

This is what I'm calling 1.0 for Blight Club: Unauthorized. Main stats are now complete! 🎉 Player distribution: how much each player has suffered based on total length and episode count Platform distribution: breakdown of Blights per console Cumulative blight time: change in Blights over time

Player distribution chart shows stacked bar chart with dan ryckert, jeff grubb, and mike minotti, where episode time by player is dominated by grubb and minotti

Platform distribution pie chart shows that PlayStation, PC, and Xbox 360 dominate the episode time and episode count by platform

Cumulative blight time line chart shows that Jeff Grubb held the longest cumulative time for quite a while, but was just recently overtaken by Mike Minotti.

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 15/02/2026

Worth noting, @tolkoto.com has now surpassed @grubb.wtf in total playtime for the three largest categories (mainline, Blightning Round, and Blight in the Bank) as of last week's Virtuoso.

Mike minotti total time is 81:12:13 for blight in the bank, blighting round, and mainline

Jeff grubb total time is 80:54:59 for blight in the bank, blighting round, and mainline

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 15/02/2026

Small improvements since launch! We've got more sorting options on the Blights list and you can change the sort direction. Global stats to see total episode count and runtime depending on selected filters. Fully customizable runtime chart so you can see specific combinations.

Dropdown with "sort by" premiere date, game title, series title, episode count, and total length

"All Blights" page with four dropdown filters (variants, platforms, players, and premiere date). Below the filters it shows "total games: 29", "total episodes: 130", "total length: 245:22:35". Then a list of games, only three are shown in the screenshot (sonic 06, bubsy 3d, robocop)

Dialog window showing a players filter, checkboxes with each Blight Club player listed as an option (dan ryckert, mike minotti, lucy james, tamoor hussain, jeff grubb, jeff bakalar) and a variants filter with checkboxes for blight in the bank, blightning round, delight club, fundraiser, guest, live show, mainline, and bLite club.

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 12/02/2026

Totally doable! Should be deployed in a couple minutes

Screenshot: shows "Episodes" heading and shows that there are 11 episodes. The total length of all episodes is 24:32:14 and the average episode length is 02:13:50

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 02/02/2026

You know what that means is next

Box art for Godzilla Destroy all monsters melee on the GameCube

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Colin Hemphill @colinhemphill.com · 13/01/2026

Reminder that Joe doesn't change his mind or come to realize that he may have been wrong or misguided. He's just a parrot who mimics whatever the last person who came through his door said.