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Colin Rafferty

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Early Gen X. Retired senior programmer, preferring C++ and Emacs Lisp. Married with two kids. Member of the all-powerful bike lobby. he/him colin.rafferty.net email: firstname at lastname dot net @colin@rafferty.net on mastodon

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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 07/09/2026
Basil Fawlty, Sybil Fawlty, Manuel, and Polly standing in front of the Fawlty Towers exterior with a sign that says, “Fawlty Towers”
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 09/08/2026
Lemon Drop Martinis before dinner.
Two martini glasses, each containing an opaque yellow liquid and a lemon twist, on a quartz countertop with a brown subway tile backdrop.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 03/08/2026
I love them.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 19/07/2026
You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?
Two Kids In The Hall as cops.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 03/07/2026
That was your literal description of what he said. I get it. He's harassing someone who is Jewish, so it must be because he is Jewish, in spite of what he said both to the person and what he wrote about it.
Skeet screenshot with text circled saying "Which means this was just a chance to harass a Jewish man in public"
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 03/07/2026
I'm missing the part of his xweet where he says he wants to "harass a Jewish man in public".
tweet text: "dude, i he was great on Gaza I'd still roast his ass. He is pro-deregulation, has displaced working families & queers by removing rent control and tenants protections, demolished affordable housing in favor of luxury investment properties, supported sweeps and taken right wing $"
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 03/07/2026
I'd written this last night, at the time of our back&forth, 13 hours before you just now responded. And tl;dr: other people did helpfully provide context after I wrote that. And I discussed it with them and thanked them for the context.
Screen shot showing that I'd written 13 hours before Josh said "stop".
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 03/05/2026
The proper bottle for it.
MSG bottle in the style of a panda head.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 17/04/2026
Post the best picture you have ever take of your pet:
Four baby guinea pigs squished against each other on a red towel. Left to right, Chocolate, Caramel, Cocoa, and Othello (who we later learned was Othella).
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 07/04/2026
I’m so jealous. I have to wait another day.
Screenshot of Prescott-Weinstein’s book with “Available: 04/07/2026” over it.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 27/03/2026
On the bundle page, you can open the "Adjust Donation" box to get to there.
Screenshot of "Adjust Donation" tab with options for adjusting donation.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 25/03/2026
How to opt-out of GitHub training on your code.
Screenshot of disabled github option: "Allow GitHub to use my data for AI model training. Allow GitHub to collect and use my input Outputs, and associated context to train and improve AI models. Read more in the Privacy Statement"
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 22/03/2026
7:30am JFK Terminal 5, text from my son: "The entire interior of the airport is the security line". It was 90 minutes to get through. His flight was delayed 60 minutes waiting for its passengers.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 20/03/2026
Schrodinger's skeet.
Screenshot of skeet that is "14m" old, that says "In 10 minutes, every graduating medical student in the country finds out where they will spend the next 3-8 years of their life."
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 04/03/2026
My wife is on a birding trip and is seeing a bunch of LIFERS.
Screen shot of message: 
Her: “So far I have 38 lovers and the days not over yet.”
Me: “That sounds exhausting.”
Her: “It's been a very long hot and dusty day”
Me: “That also sounds uncomfortable.“
Her: “I'm getting my second wind.”
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 03/03/2026
"Is this a pigeon" meme, but with the text, "is this the streisand effect?"
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 26/02/2026
Album cover. Chairman Mao is leading a rock band on stage, with adoring fans calling to him and his band mates. The album title is “Propaganda”, with the subtitle “A blatant attempt to influence your musical taste”.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 23/02/2026
Obligatory Brooklyn snow street. 11pm.
Nighttime photo of Brooklyn brownstone street. Four inches of snow with footprints down the street. Cars parked on either side covered in snow. A single street light is glowing in the top left corner
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 28/12/2025
Some people are just sociopaths.
Nextdoor screenshot: 

Anyone get a ticket for not shoveling thier property at a certain deadline the department of sanitation issued?

I did and ridiculous. It was sabbath. And then i started took a break. Next thing | know there is a citation on my door? Wtf is thier problem??
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 09/12/2025
I so do not enjoy it when the App Store reviewer has their location services disabled, and rejects my app for improperly asking for location permissions. "The user is redirected to the Settings app to grant access before showing the permission request."
Screen shot of popup saying "Turn On Location Services to Allow "eBird Alert!" to Determine Your Location" with two buttons: "Settings" and "Cancel"
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 02/11/2025
WTF Apple?
Screenshot of Apple Weather app which should show two 1AMs, but does not.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 18/10/2025
It turns out that prisoners still make license plates.
Screen shot of USPS tracking email with shipment from Auburn Correctional Facility
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 16/10/2025
Thank goodness I had cruise control last week because while this street is marked 25mph, I could have easily accidentally gone 45 just because of how wide it is.
Four lane wide local road with no lane markings, and a "speed limit 25" sign.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 13/10/2025
At least they're being honest now. cc: @bestofnextdoor.bsky.social
Screen shot of nextdoor post with young Asian woman writing "I'm here to visit a friend." whose name is "catfish d.".
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 20/09/2025
Playing with the Clean Up tool.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 23/08/2025
My next mayor was on Eastern Parkway.
A very poorly done selfie of me with Zohran Mamdani.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 10/08/2025
I’m going to be in trouble.
A bowl of plums that are in the icebox that my wife was saving for breakfast. 

so sweet
and so cold
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 06/08/2025
I found the worst Memorial Day ad. cc: @bestofnextdoor.bsky.social
Screenshot from Nextdoor. Posted on Memorial Day, headline is "Honor Their Sacrifive by Securing Your Future", with the main text saying, "Whether you're are [sic] looking to protect your family's financial future or explore a part-time opportunity to earn income and help others, we're here to guide you."
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 29/07/2025
I love my neighborhood loading zones. I wish the truck drivers would use them.
A fresh direct truck double parked next to an empty loading zone.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 15/07/2025
August 5th can't come soon enough!
Cover of book named Automatic Noodle, with texts "Available: 8/5/2025" nd "Pre-Ordered" superimposed on top.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 10/07/2025
Do I want to cancel or cancel?
Screen shot of popup whose buttons are "Cancel" and "OK", with text that says "Are you sure you want to cancel your request? If yes, click OK." The
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 04/05/2025
Brooklyn, baby!
Entering Brooklyn
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 04/05/2025
Waiting to start. #5BBT
Selfie of handsome biker facing camera with a sea of bikers behind him.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 27/01/2025
Spotted the ever elusive snow squirrel in Prospect Park.
A white squirrel standing on a log.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 11/01/2025
Sometimes I need to remember to appreciate the simple things. My wife bought me a seltzer maker for Christmas. A slice of lemon, handful of ice, and fresh seltzer is really great.
Photo of glass of seltzer with a slice of lemon under a handful of ice cubes. The glass is sitting on a white quartz counter in front of a brown subway tile backsplash.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 10/01/2025
If you want to be a really cool tipper, get a stack of $2s.
Front view of a modern-era two dollar bill.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 09/01/2025
“Boston” even includes Salem. And to be fair, “NYC” includes Jersey City and Hoboken. But not Staten Island.
Screenshot of blue bikes regional map showing a dot for every station. The map and stations cover the metro Boston area as well as Salem.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 30/12/2024
Pareidolia is real! I feel bad eating him.
Breakfast burrito with a large crack that looks like a mouth, and two dots of salsa for eyes.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 24/12/2024
I love Eden.
Screen grab of mechanical owl, Bubo, from Clash of the Titans, standing on a rock.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 24/12/2024
Mattel Electronics handheld football game
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 17/12/2024
Sometimes I don’t “show full thread”, because I don’t want to be disappointed that it doesn’t live up to the hype.
Screenshot of bluesky compressed thread.

First post: “My dentist is almost half an hour late for my appointment, which is the  first one of the day. He is living the dream. Me, not so much.”

Separation saying “View full thread”

Next comment: “famously high suicide rate but i choose to believe that's just their wives murdering them and getting away with it”
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 07/12/2024
Nice to see Bumble running around in Prospect Park.
White squirrel sitting up partially obscured by branches, with dried leaves behind him
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 07/12/2024
Post someone you've been told you look like who you definitely don't look like. After I grew the goatee.
Head shot of Leonard Nimoy as Spock with goatee, aka Evil Spock.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 24/11/2024
Glacial erratic in Park Slope.
Large boulder in a front yard of a brownstone.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 24/11/2024
Welcome to America, now sit on the floor, plebe. Those roped off seats are not for you. At JFK.
Photo of airport terminal. Five people are sitting on the floor while near them is an empty bench of seats, roped off.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 19/11/2024
Riding the subway.
Knife on empty subway seat.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 19/11/2024
Date yourself by showing a picture of your first computer. This is exactly what I had. A full 256K of RAM, 2 floppy drives, and a text monitor.
Vintage IBM PC with two double sided double density double height floppy drives, with a text monitor on top.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 15/11/2024
Prior art.
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 18/10/2024
Dining with the residents of a moon of Jupiter.
A poster of a sandwich on French bread, a cappuccino, and text that reads “Europan  [sic] Cafe”
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Colin Rafferty @colin.rafferty.net · 12/10/2024
Me and my Rivendell Atlantis and Nathan’s.
Selfie of a white man with a bicycle in front of the Nathans in Coney Island
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