Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5hCan you imagine if the timelines of Robin Williams and Hot Ones had intersected 030
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 22hExhausting day Lay down to sleep The ceiling starts leaking 210
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 22hMaybe I’m just tired as fuck or maybe I’ve reached the stage of my life where I cry three times watching The Sixth Sense 050
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Anyway if you happened to be watching Fox News or The Weather Channel hiiiii 040
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Having a weird day. Just accidentally walked behind Ron DeSantis’ press conference on my way to get coffee which I did not think was a thing you would be able to accidentally do. 150
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026everything else aside, just the most tv-brained people in the country. just a pack of dumbasses saying "you know who probably could help us fight good is the Big Men on tv" 611227
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Kanopy @kanopy.com · 09/10/2026Not yet, not yet! Watch LONGLEGS (2024) starring Maika Monroe on Kanopy for #free through participating libraries and universities. Link in bio. #Horror 0133
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s genuinely blood money at this point but it seems everyone has a price 061
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I hate being nice sometimes. I was begged to do a shift in hurricane response stuff instead of my normal job tomorrow, now the track has shifted and my normal job is closed due to the hurricane and somehow I’m still working 12 hours. 120
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026#Taskmaster Series 22, episode 6 Shoes on a journey One got tickets to Nanette A slight crust by March 020
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Donald Trump posted on Truth Social calling Dr Annie Andrews a transphobic slur this week, and her response is to ensure everyone knows she hates trans people too. Christ, the Democrats are fucking pathetic. 622994673
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why does every microwave have a “popcorn” button but every popcorn bag says “DONT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON?” We went deeper than I thought possible getting the DEFINITIVE answer. Talked to the popcorn industry, the microwave industry. Even the inventor of popcorn sensing microwave technology.hyperfixedpod.comHyperfixed | A Button is a Promise 1425337
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A year ago I did not even know horror mockumentaries were a thing but I’ve enjoyed the ones I’ve seen a ton. Starting with Lake Mungo was probably a mistake because nothing has lived up to it. But Horror in the High Desert tonight had me watching the last fifteen minutes like 🫣 110
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He probably feels the same about our shit lives to be fair. Some days I wouldn’t mind lounging and nibbling lettuce. 110
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To create new relationships 😊 (Relationships to…fix what he fucked up??) 100
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Working with the government and hearing people sanewash Trump policies is about to break me. “It creates uncertainty but also opportunities!” Fuck off and die already 140
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hemingway eat your heart out 253063737
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026People are in here telling me their particular phone does not work when they hold it to to their ear. I assure you it does. I'm so sorry to be a stickler on this point but yes it does 441579185
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Had no idea this existed until last night but Scooby Doo’s answer to The Blair Witch Project is a worthy addition to spooky season viewing. youtu.be/SPZWfXLTDuo?...youtu.beThe Scooby-Doo Project (Original Version) - 4KYouTube video by Sover_ 000
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Everyone feels this way when they have a headache right 270
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I liked the Ted Lasso season 4 finale, and obviously I’m coming at this from a Rupert-skewed angle, but this uneven season’s biggest weakness IMO was that the villain was never charming or likable. 010
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Harriet Richardson is a fantastic writer and it gets under my skin that someone posting about adult topics in a raw and exposed way nonetheless feels the need to use the stupid asterisks for the algorithm, we truly live in hell 010
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's crazy that TERFs are so cooked in their own rank juices they don't even talk about actual violence against women, even when it's front page news. It's all the imaginary specter of the Trans Infiltrator. 191260183
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For a palate cleanse between the two horror films I watched the Daniel Radcliffe Weird Al biopic and idk why I thought it would be more straightforward but somewhere between the Madonna affair and the Pablo Escobar assassination I started to suspect creative license had been taken. 130
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yep. Fans of a tv show thats been over 16 years definitely worth comparison to the current regime. You’ve proven me wrong, you’re soooo smart actually 010
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah people who are still peddling this false narrative are boring and stupid and not worth your time tbh 130
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I watched Let the Right One In last night and it was great but more sweet than scary, now I’m watching Suspiria and the soundtrack alone is unbelievably offputting 120
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He did his job. He came in to destroy the brand and leave it to be sold for scraps. Like I fucking said. 092
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They’ll be soooo concerned up to the moment they vote to confirm whatever sewer monster he nominates 110
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Ryan Cordell @ryancordell.org · 05/10/2026I want to believe this—I really do. What choice do we have, really, but believe this could be possible? but there is vanishingly little evidence that Democrats would actually hold the line like this Lucy, Charlie Brown, football, &c. 3101
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026See also these genuine dozens en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_b...en.wikipedia.orgWorks based on the Amityville haunting - Wikipedia 020
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I was young I was so afraid of The Crypt Keeper that instead of like, being grounded as punishment for wrongdoing, I was made to watch Tales from the Crypt 020
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I thought the air conditioner in The Brave Little Toaster was bad, this is horrific 000
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Stop preemptively forgiving sexual predators who’ve given no sign that they’re actually sorry Stop acting like platforms and audiences are something they have a right to and must keep if they just say they’re sorry 21482175
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They are cooked at least haha. The egg thing is wild! 100
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My phone just autocorrected “deradicalizing” to “eradicating” which does up the stakes of my message regarding teenage boys. 030
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was mistaken. There are six whole potatoes and not a lot else 120
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just got a curry that has potatoes in in but never before has that included four whole uncut potatoes? 220
Reposted by Holly 🍕👨🏻Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Goddammit. The contempt these people have for everything wondrous and good and *human* is so grotesque. 361377498
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Are they retired? I see older people do this just to get out but I’m with you I’d just not eat 230
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026His other work is similar- I prefer Barbarian to Weapons but both have his comedy background shining through 000
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026May the odds be ever in your favor to those trying for the inevitable Taskmaster Hollywood Bowl show 010
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Comedy and horror are frequently cited as two sides of the same coin of tension and release (👀) I did watch this one as a teenager but not since. 100
Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve never seen Let the Right One In or Suspiria, which should I watch tonight? Ringu will get revisited as well. 430