The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 19hThe idea that there is any separation between politics and morality is silly. Politics is the administrative side of morality. Deciding who gets to thrive and who is forced to suffer is fundamentally a matter of morality. 0211
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 19hI’m not cutting off family because of their politics. I’m cutting off family because of their immorality, which shows through their politics. 3273
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 03/10/2026Have you seen the Sherlock Holmes series starring Jeremy Brett? BB has it. If you're not familiar, Sherlockians widely consider Brett to be the definitive on-screen Holmes. Three weeks ago I went to Manchester for a fan conference dedicated to the show. 🤓 122
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 03/10/2026Listening to AI music in my gestation-crate apartment, waiting for an Amazon drone to deliver my lunch (14 fluid ounces of Soylent). Ah, utopia. 0140
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 02/10/2026When Newsom personally cleared a street encampment in 2024 and invited reporters, I wondered, "How is he going to follow up being this much of a piece of shit?" Man was I naive. *This week alone*👇 3294
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 02/10/2026Cheering for the Browns defense to sack and the Steelers defense to maim. 0101
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 02/10/2026I know it’s petty but I will never get tired of watching Aaron Rodgers fail 2361
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 01/10/2026I can't sell White Sox caps, but I do have one Pope Leo jam left. There are also a couple 1/1 green samples. info at thecolacorporation dot comthecolacorporation.comPOPE LEO HATSPECS One Size Fits Damn Near Everybody Snapback: plastic, adjustable Mid-Profile Crown: 3 1/2" Visor: Curved 5 Panels 100% Polyester 0144
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 01/10/2026Wasn’t lethal injection originally passed off as being a more humane way to kill? This shit makes a bullet to the head look like passing away gently in your sleep. What a barbaric, stupid nation. 0220
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 01/10/2026Am I out of touch? No, it's the misandrists who are wrong. 0131
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 30/09/2026Wondering how to raise your kids? If they're boys, never say shit like this around them, for starters. 22595
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 26/09/2026Mary says enough Postcard Club. We need scritches over here. Happy Caturday. www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pos... 0171
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 26/09/2026Correct. That one sold out in less than 15 minutes, so I doubled the memberships for this one. 010
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 26/09/2026Drinking the blood of my rivals to impress the hiring manager 2213
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 25/09/2026Taking my claim "The world's only marketing email with footnotes" seriously bit.ly/cola-email 090
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 25/09/2026🙏 ha! I love that. Appreciate your passion as always! The first card will go out early next week. 110
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 25/09/2026Writing 100 personalized post cards is (a) a terrible use of my time, and (b) the best possible use of my time. Slowing down is a luxury that most brands can't afford. I don't need things to go faster or bigger. The future is offline. Postcard Club is an early move in that direction. 1222
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 24/09/2026We are writing for Postcard Club. I doubled memberships from last time, and there are still a few memberships left www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pos... 0143
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 22/09/2026I could learn technique more easily than credentialed mediocrities could learn how to share a wavelength with complete strangers. But I'm not gonna learn a damn thing, and they can't make me. 😛 0130
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 22/09/2026No one likes my stuff because of my technique, nor will they ever. That's because I have no technique. I have no training whatsoever. I've never positioned myself otherwise. People like Cola because there's a visceral connection. Anger, humor, ill intent—or, when I'm cooking, all 3 simultaneously. 1150
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 22/09/2026Every so often, a Serious Practitioner of the Arts sends me a long-winded, condescending email that enumerates my shortcomings as a designer, often built around a crit 🙄 of a particular Cola piece. 1110
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 15/09/2026I'm gonna be offline (at least mostly) until 9/22. I'll check Cola emails throughout the day. All orders between now and then will ship no later than 9/25 👋 see ya soon 5240
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 15/09/2026Medium just sold out. A few left in the other sizes. Thanks for being rabid, Mike! 1121
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 15/09/2026Kraft attributes to Macklemore "a broader history of antisemitic rhetoric and imagery ..." If you spend three years telling people they are antisemitic for objecting to images of Palestinian parents carrying their children's dismembered limbs in bags, eventually those people are going to say, "OK." 0242
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 14/09/2026When NASCAR runs this super-gross shit in their pre-race package, I would normally say that they are pandering to their core audience's worst nature. Sadly, this is now bi-partisan pandering, for the delectation of transphobes on both sides. It's a big tent. 0100
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 13/09/2026If your strategy allows for Palestinians and trans people dying by the tens of thousands, you are not pragmatic. You are abhorrent. 0308
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 13/09/2026I wish. Postcard stamps are really limited in terms of available designs, at least on the usps site 010
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 10/09/2026Postcard Club resumes the last week of September. As you can see, Powers is helping. Memberships 👇 www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pos... 2100
