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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 09/10/2026

Imagine saying something this idiotic and calling yourself a “history buff.” This is the level of delusion and lack of self-awareness required for Zionism to exist.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 09/10/2026

You sure about that last one?

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 01/10/2026

One of the nicest people I’ve ever met

Photo of Cola standing next to Brian Danielson

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 01/10/2026

A vampire that isn't Dracula

Black washed tee with a "Cola" neck label. The front graphic shows a wide-open mouth in grayscale, with sharp fangs and teeth painted in American flag stars and stripes.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 30/09/2026

Wondering how to raise your kids? If they're boys, never say shit like this around them, for starters.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 26/09/2026

Mary says enough Postcard Club. We need scritches over here. Happy Caturday. www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pos...

A calico cat lying on her side looking at the camera. In the foreground is a stack of written postcards.

https://www.thecolacorporation.com/products/postcard-club

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 25/09/2026

Taking my claim "The world's only marketing email with footnotes" seriously bit.ly/cola-email

States.⁸ Currently, DHS offers $2600 to immigrants willing to self-deport.⁹ The logic of white supremacy remains remarkably consistent across centuries.

Reparations are not fundamentally controversial. As long as the money is flowing to the perpetuators of the most vile human institution ever concocted, reparations are not only permissible but considered a necessary counterbalance. Reparations only become controversial when nations and individuals suggest that funds benefit the people who were held captive, tortured, tormented, worked to death in horrendous conditions, and subjected to all manner of emotional and mental degradation.

Even when nations abolish slavery, white supremacy remains intact.

Based on the myth that white South Africans are being "genocided" because of their ethnicity, the State Department plans to allow 17,500 white Afrikaners into the United States in 2027, at the cost of $500 million to taxpayers.¹⁰ Jan 6ers attacked the U.S. capitol, assaulting the police they otherwise worship and defiling the seat of the country they claim to love. Yet they were pardoned as political prisoners.¹¹ Last year, the head of the current Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, founded as part of the Civil Rights Act in 1964,¹² took to X, asking white users to report instances of anti-white workplace discrimination.¹³ Since then, the EEOC has investigated Nike¹⁴ and sued the *New York Times* for supposed anti-white discrimination.¹⁵

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 24/09/2026

We are writing for Postcard Club. I doubled memberships from last time, and there are still a few memberships left www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pos...

Office desk. Black cat in a cat bed looking at the camera, in the midground. In foreground a stack of postcards. The top card has a handwritten message from Cola.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 22/09/2026

POV: It's your first day back in the office

Extreme closeup of Mary the calico cat looking into the camera. Failed State hoodie in the background. Eyeglasses on desk.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 22/09/2026

Every so often, a Serious Practitioner of the Arts sends me a long-winded, condescending email that enumerates my shortcomings as a designer, often built around a crit 🙄 of a particular Cola piece.

Black and white photo of Jean Renoir speaking. Close up of his face, white shirt and black tie with black suit jacket. Subtitle: "Technical perfection can only create boredom,"

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 14/09/2026

When NASCAR runs this super-gross shit in their pre-race package, I would normally say that they are pandering to their core audience's worst nature. Sadly, this is now bi-partisan pandering, for the delectation of transphobes on both sides. It's a big tent.

Video still of welder in red mask leaning over with welding tool in hand. Sparks are flying. Mid-left is text:

Narrated by
SOPHIE
CUNNINGHAM
WNBA--Indiana Fever

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 10/09/2026

Postcard Club resumes the last week of September. As you can see, Powers is helping. Memberships 👇 www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pos...

A small stack of postcards with the blank sides up. A black pen on top of the cards. To the left, two black cat paws and legs are stretching into the frame horizontal to cards.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 09/09/2026

It always comes back to the bros

Model wearing the Cola Corporation Rummy x Hussein tee, which has a graphic of Rumsfeld shaking hands with SH in 1983. https://www.thecolacorporation.com/products/donald-rumsfeld-x-saddam-hussein?

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 09/09/2026

Whoa whoa whoa. A head of state sat on credible intelligence of an imminent terrorist attack and did nothing about it, which led to said leader capitalizing on said attack into perpetuity? And you’re telling me this on the week of 9/11? Lol ok dude.

Netanyahu Was Personally Warned Hamas Was Planning
'Terrifying Operation' 10
Days Before Oct. 7
Attack: Report
David Gilmour | Sep 8th, 2026, 6:34 am
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 08/09/2026

For 25 years, Trump and his ilk have exploited 9/11 to sell us on all manner of bullshit. Today I'm joining them. 👇 thecolacorporation.straw.page

A blue page with a black headline reading: THE $911 SWEATER joins a distinguished line of products and propositions that exploit the victims of 9/11 and their memory. Previous bestsellers include:

Below, a grid of six identical pixelated stills of the burning World Trade Center, each captioned in white block type: WIRETAPS ON YOUR PHONE, WE NEED YOUR LIBRARY RECORDS, PRESUMPTION OF GUILT, KIDNAPPING AND ..., CONCENTRATION ..., WE TORTURED SOME ..."

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 04/09/2026

Excited to announce THE $911 SWEATER ahead of next week's festivities thecolacorporation.straw.page

Black sweater. The Twin Towers are depicted with smoke rolling off the north tower and an explosion on the south tower. Jacquard knit with gray, charcoal, and orange yarn. 8-bit, pixellated feel.

Back of sweater. White Spencerian lettering in large font:

Home
to
Roost

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 29/08/2026

Postcard Club 2 dropping later today Email only 👇 bit.ly/cola-email

Cola holding three postcards in fan formation. Each card has a question mark on it. background tiled with Choppy Boi guillotine mascot with postal carrier bucket cap and carrying a postcard signed by Cola.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 28/08/2026

Update from the shipping department

Two black cats sharing a cat bed on a floor around cardboard boxes

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 28/08/2026

I have nothing against BTS or their music. I just think it's fucked up that they named themselves after this guy

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 26/08/2026

Holy shit (Cola fam checking in from Baltimore)

Photo of a forearm resting on top of paper towels. A fresh tattoo of the Cola Corp smiley face is on the forearm in black ink.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 25/08/2026

Normally I would say this is just a coincidence, but we're talking about the Giants here

San Francisco Giants pitcher Whisenhunt. Photographed from behind mound. He is wearing number 88.

Homophobe Giants pitcher with a bible verse written on his Pride Night ball cap.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 24/08/2026

The Atlantic reassuring their readers that liberals are, in fact, conservatives. "If you want to see conservative values in practice, you'll often find them among people who vote Democrat."