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josh

@cohete.bsky.social
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he/him brown and queer in seattle perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops my bike’s name is radish married + open 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 boxd.it/4jQIf please be 21+ to follow // some nsfw here

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 3h
Imagine letting Ketamine Hitler run up in you. Imagine thinking you can change him by treating him nicely. Lady, that man has been treated nicely damn near his whole life while deserving none of it. What he needs is someone to launch his ass down another flight of stairs again.
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 5h
bad news: i'm a geoguessr for gay little desks
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 9h
but will he give it a little tug while saying the name of my crush?
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 9h
while you were studying the blade, i was waving it around unsuspecting fingers
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 9h
very excited about seattle's next wave of coffeeshops as starbucks continues to close unionizing stores in its home city
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 11h
anyone can cut themselves shaving their face, but only a pro like me can cut their finger while doing it
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12h
This is incredible. I tell people that France is the place for me because of the cheese and wine and cigarettes and art and bad attitude but it's also because this kind of behavior is French as hell too.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bulldozed a 200 year old tree today.
Duty
I bulldozed a 200 year old tree today. To clear the way for the border wall. It gave in like any tree does when you drive a big enough machine into it. The sound it made though. It was like the earth cracking in half. They call it a grandmother tree I guess is what they were saying. People screamed when it fell. That sounded like the earth cracking in half too.
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that shit is going around the world right now
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me doing a tight five at the hospice facility:
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don’t want to say no, so i will say this is the best chance they’ve had since the last best chance they had
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
on the back of our bedroom door i think? i just wish you had cleaned up a bit after taking all those loads
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
omg i unfortunately still say “how rude!” because of this show
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, now I have to ask the question. Are we sure Pierre "threw himself" in front of the truck?
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah oh sure, that’s fine
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i met david cross’ sister (she told me) on a flight and she said that whenever she flies with her wife they always book the two aisle seats in the same row. much better experience than one of us having to take middle seat. best advice i’ve ever gotten from a stranger
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
It’s really fucked up we told generations of kids they had to take out personal loans in order to improve their lives as we cut funding to schools and when that turned out to be bullshit the general consensus has been “fuck those kids”
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s so good i was desperate for a second season but it’s perfect even as a standalone series
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
maybe! i had to pick one series to represent the whole franchise and why not that one??
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
omg now we really gotta talk
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the next time i take an edible. cigarette smoking man is why i smoked clove cigarettes for a summer (i read that’s how he avoided a tobacco addiction), and i had the biggest crush on krycek and scully (for very different reasons)
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oui, i could only choose 9 shows.and season 2 of reacher soured me a bit (it’s about his military days and acab is too strong in me)
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
truly! i heard the set was very toxic but idk it deserved 30 rock-level fame
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my family loved it! my grandparents had every episode on vhs (until i accidentally recorded an episode of david letterman on the tape i was watching) 😅
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me and my 9 shows
brown guy wearing a blue hat. his hand is holding glasses and throwing a peace sign. behind him is the large gray pyramid of the moon. a list of shows as is the style of the day:
battlestar galactica
peep show
scavengers reign
i love lucy
drag race france
star trek the next generation
the x-files
happy endings
keeping up appearances
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Johnnie Jae @johnniejae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lily Gladstone and Kiowa Gordon are reuniting on the frontier, trading the trippy West of Quantum Cowboys for one soaked in supernatural dread in "The Curse of Silver". redpopnews.com/lily-gladsto...
redpopnews.com
Lily Gladstone and Kiowa Gordon To Star In the Upcoming Western-Horror Flick, The Curse of Silver
The two actors are attached to star in The Curse of Silver, a supernatural horror-western set along the Texas-Mexico border just after the Civil War. The story follows two Union deserters who unleash ...
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh no i couldn’t drink any of it 😩 maybe that’s why
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benny boi 🐝 @thegayboi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Raye:
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the ‘latino bubble butt’ phenomenon is so prevalent in mexico city that i’m left wondering what the hell happened to my family
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
top 9? can i be one of the 9?
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Fiona Apple Bot @fionaapplebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those boom times went bust
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two people in the replies called this “skin crawling” Tony you’ve done it again
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i know! one quarter mile
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
literally
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The big national grocery chains need to be seized by the workers, converted into employee-owned coops, nationalized and turned over to municipalities, or in any other way, shape, or form destroyed.
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i can probably start a bail fund at least
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
how much to let it out
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🗣🗣🗣Polarization Is Not the Problem🗣🗣🗣
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My fear of heights ass was not going up there
A photo of my husband in a black shirt and purple shorts giving a peace sign on top of the pyramid of the moon
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
greetings from @zerojokes.bsky.social desde el templo de la luna
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you didn’t even fix our crooked painting??
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and don’t even think about asking for the PA
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
amby (ambien)
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m going to the OR (other room)
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
getting in touch with my mexican heritage by having a stomachache again
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh shitttttt you got me
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
perhaps the greatest cage is the world before our very eyes
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Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) Smiles
Alt: Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) Smiles
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is there a key to this cottage?
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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah like who is this guy again? he’s using up all his bits before the posthumous memoir
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