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Aussie, Arsenal, Chicken Saté. Dave, not David.

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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 1h
There are plenty of people I have worked with who only got the job because the candidates with any self awareness didn't think they ticked every box. There's just fewer consequences now for when it goes to shit. No reason not to grift.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 1h
Excellent thread on the Te$la stunt, and how not more than that.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 4h
The annual “FIFA Peace Prize – Football Unites the World” is going to be scrapped after less than one recurrence. One, and done. Donny, and that's all. Handed to one of the most divisive individuals in the world, and finished. I think this comes as a surprise to us all!
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
To be fair, there's the meat suit and the slimy gremlin inside working him with controls.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The question isn’t whether those players and teams were great. Or whether they played great football. The question is can you honestly say those teams could have been formed without the £900m+ of fraud? If not then those players, as harsh as it may seem, should be stripped of their medals.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"NONCE... NONCE... NONCE... NONCE... "
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yeah, I think I prefer the honesty of home not being in the photo.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
4 years old, right? And already using the cool new phrases mum doesn't understand.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Took me a few seconds to work out what the pride tennis ball fist keyring was supposed to represent. Pretty sure it's a baseball glove.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As well as inspirational or historic people, Australian currency is covered in animals. Platypus, echidna, kangaroos, Bluey... Would happily remove King Charlie from the coins and add a dingo or a cockatoo in his place.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You can dodge and weave on what Trump and his cronies have done up until now, but letting this happen would be a sign that the USA has moved away from democracy and the rule of law. That's a getting right into murderous dictator territory with Sadam et al
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For the functioning of this season, I can't see how ManC can be immediately relegated/suspended. What happens to the points for games already played? Do cards get wiped? Allowances for the injuries/fatigue/travel? CL games? Cups? It's too messy. Sadly, we are stuck with them til May.
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Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
City got a lead and all it took was a generation of unprecedented cheating plus a man advantage.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What I would support is a very obviously 2nd string team starting the game
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
While I support this, I do think I would struggle to do it myself in real life. Anyone travelling to watch, or with kids, or non-season ticket holders who manage to get a ticket for this match would maybe find it hard to just walk out, and you would need a very large number to send that message.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Glazing the adjudicated cheats. Why?
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 11/10/2026
you'd have to say man city have put out a stronger eleven on paper. wonder how they managed to do that.
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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 11/10/2026
“Manchester City proving their point today on the pitch” The point being that cheating gives you a massive advantage.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AI guys still happy to train their models on pirated data to help themselves feel love.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Woke up to Noni being whipped for his performance, but the stats seem to confirm my impression it was his best game in the last 6 months or so. Genuine threat and pushed them back, and a menace who won it back for us. That's what you want in a winger, especially a backup!
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Daughter had a fucking amazing time, and we left before exhaustion set in. Eurovision fans are pretty cool. Can I get back to watch kick off... Only time will tell!
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Madueke over Eze? Ok then.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have been to London. I have been to The Emirates. I have been to the Armoury. I am yet to visit the Tollington, which feels like something I want to check off my list.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Better than losing 114-1 I guess, but other teams loses don't hit as hard as a Gunners win!
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I will be at the 10th Anniversary of the Eurovision Australia Fan Group tonight, which is scheduled to finish half an hour after the Arsenal kick off. It's also 30 degrees. Probably going to be a weird night, but relying on this place to keep me updated until I get home for the 2nd half!
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They don't make a lot of it in 3XL, and the bigger sizes sell fast. Add the shipping costs for Australia and the exchange rate to some of the prices, and my temptations are dosed with reality quite quickly!
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nah, Breville looks like a jaffle maker 😁 "In 1949, Dr Ernest Smithers invented the jaffle maker, which went on to become a classic culinary staple in many Australian kitchens. Appliance giant Breville later re-imagined the device into an electronic toaster"
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
KCC out of the Tillies squad for personal reasons. People (mostly men) are being cunts about it. Fowler out of the Tillies squad for personal reasons. People (mostly men) are being cunts about it. Apparently grief and a partner recovering from surgery on both legs are "drama" we can do without.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's driven partly by threats that the UAE will pull funding from the UK.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He is absolutely an AI influencer at this point, even if you don't like the direction he is using his influence. And he was absolutely elected to be the representative of God, and the Catholic Church.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's honestly ridiculous. I don't even like the Knights or Rugby League, but even I am hoping they win for the sake of Newcastle and the surrounding regions!
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For context, the Newcastle Knights play in the NRL Grand Final tomorrow. It's a big deal here. Huge. Just had a teenage kid walk past while I am waiting for my partner and say... "Go The Knights.... Oh wait! GO THE GUNNERS! CHAMPIONS!" * Fist pump * Instantly doubled his excitement. We are massive.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The questions are much wider than that. Whether they have been attributed to the right source is just one of them.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think you have added your own extra level there to obfuscate things.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can you put it in terms I can understand? Is this like the companies owned by the Prince of Wales sponsoring something that's owned by the British Royal family?
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Not blaming you, but two blokes have been harassing people. Not blaming you, but Women and children don't feel safe. No idea who it is, and not blaming you, but me and my mate are keeping an eye out. Just me and my mate approaching strangers and asking them to move on, but not blaming you."
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arsenal, ManU, Liverpool, Newcastle, Blackburn, Sp*rs (somehow), and a few others had something to grow that fandom on. Even Chelsea had more of a known presence, being a London club. Man City were a trivia question about cities with 2 PL clubs. Without the tainted trophies, what else do they have?
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We had a larger fanbase though, and history through from the 30s, Anfield 89, Graham, Wenger, Wright, Rocastle, Henry, Pires, Invincibles... There's a basis. The majority of ManC support came with the tainted trophies. Without those, they just realised they have been duped the whole time.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The vet supply companies and companies who make assisted dying drugs refuse to supply for use with the death penalty. It's the antithesis of why their drugs were created. Whether for moral or reputational reasons, I understand why they keep their distance.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No way we are saying Big Gabi isn't as tough as KCC 😂
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy to help, or sit this one out.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a man, a son, a father, a friend, an uncle, and a human being... Matches are in the top drawer, shovel and fuel can in the garage, and if anyone asks, you and I were playing scrabble at home during the period in question.
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And FFS, try something before the 80th minute!
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just try something else! What we keep doing keeps failing, so we need a switch up!
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Coggsa @coggsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stina and Foord (whatever your opinions individually) aren't played to their strengths when deployed. Maybe instead try giving Baum those last 10 minutes against tired legs instead of subbing her, or bringing in Cerci plus Russo with Mario behind, instead of dropping her to the 10.
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