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Miss Marjorie Regrets

@coffinsneeze.bsky.social
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mother / anarchist / sentient shitpost since 1982 / Black Lives Matter / #mmiwg / respect my trans homies or catch these hands, homies

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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
🥹🫂
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
see i knew i liked you🤭🤭this is all facts
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
i love this one
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
brother it’s often one minute at a time🤝
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
tysm🫶
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
makes me hate myself and be even more anxious tho:(
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Hey look who i found! (everything is exhausting and terrible but i am ok)
little sluggo doodling around on my hand
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
shitty white knuckle week but i did not drink🦾
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I’m ngl they would probably go down nice on a Ritz cracker
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
and awfully sweet for a guy whose bref smells like a trash can🤭
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
🫶🫶🫶
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
He like a the it. Very much a lot.
Leo making a tasty faceLeo appeals for more treatLeo’s treat of choice, tiki cat for olden babies
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
ty
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
🫂🫂🫂
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
this made my afternoon better :
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Mom says Dad will probably be hospitalized after his Penn visit tomorrow because he can’t dress himself anymore. I don’t know what’s happening but i’m certain it’s not good. Also not sure if it’s even relevant but i am trying to stop drinking bc i gotta be sharp for what’s headed over. wml
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
🥹🥹🥹 Seriously this makes me so happy, and i’m so glad you’re here and got to see it
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Media, Pennsylvania
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
💀
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
ALLEIGH
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
laughing myself sick All these girls named Hailey or Bayley I’m going “Heighleigh Beighleigh” and fucking crying
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
uhm. Hm. So a dead white guy’s shitty name is more important on here? Really? Fuck that. None of us agreed to being Baby Parler. How absolutely disgusting. They can fix their hearts or die
what the fuck
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
big fancy visitor
hawkhawk taking off
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
YESS!! MORE!!! G A Y E R !!!!
beautiful artwork
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
thank🥹
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My Mom called me this morning and for once i could hear what she wasn’t saying aloud. I’ll be spending more time with Dad soon because he can’t be left alone while she’s at work. She was so relieved when i told her this. We don’t want strangers looking after him and he would HATE it, anyway.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
IM SO SCARED! U R SO SCARY !! 🤭
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Leo would live inside my shirt if i let him
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
this is SO GOOD and it was only ten dollars at tjx! ok as you were
paris corner perfume
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
yes i am a hamsome. Little slender but that’s fine
Pope Leonidas the Benevolent
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Of course i am Mom’s Boy why wouldn’t i be
holding baby Leo
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It wasn’t his turn🤭
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
What if i sous vide it
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
He’s here he’s warming up
Leo in my lap. I am squishing his face with my hand. His chin has water droplets.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hwhat.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
omg this reminded me of my car group i used to chop it up with on g+😭that was actually so nice?? why did everyone clown on it?
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“Allow me to demonstrate the skill of Shaolin, the special technique of shadowboxing!”
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
in awe at the size of this lad
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
i remember when i was little one summer my mom boiled a big pot of water to dump on the street after the trash truck made a nasty puddle in front of our house. Now i get why she has worn off her fingerprints with bleach and hope to do the same
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
jesus christ
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
you’ll be warm as toast all winter!
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
i am imagining barfed up dead stuff and getting queasy tbh. My experience tonight was with a plastic bag that got stuffed in tightly with the other plastic bags but it had been *wet* inside with *perhaps* chicken juice (?) and left to just marinate for two days. And the smell got on my hand.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
oh jesus fuck no
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Now look here Mister Pope ,
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
together FOREVER
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
my kids are off tomorrow for Yom Kippur they were just off last Tuesday haha okey
tenax vitae
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Only if it made you have less respect for yourself / accept that we all really are just a bunch of hominids
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
oop!
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Have you ever been harmed by a smell
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