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PJ O’Leary

@coffeespiders.bsky.social
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Writer and satirist for The Duffel Blog. Avid traveler, writer, photo enthusiast, coffee junkie, scuba diver, and aging American classic. “Poetic, but a little messed up.” instagram.com/pjolearycomedy

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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I miss having a nonpartisan SecDef.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I clutch my keys in a death grip when walking over or near a grating in the road.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the greatest weapon is to just minimize all coverage of him. It will make him crazy.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Next Sunday in Cape Coral, FL - Eight comics. One night. Unlimited pizza energy. 🍕🎤 Come see me at Nice Guys Pizza next Sunday night. Great food, cold drinks, and a lineup that'll make your face hurt. Tag the friend who owes you a night out 👇 #standupcomedy #comedyshow #pizzanight #StayGinger
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t you have to have a triumph for triumphal arch?
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 11/09/2026
JD Vance stood on stage last night and implied James Talarico is a predator for showing empathy to trans kids. @timmiller.bsky.social wasn't having it.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Riley has been disgruntled for a decade, so I’m sure she recognized it. Had she ever been happy? She sounds REALLY miserable.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why are they such cunts? They’d be slightly easier to take seriously if they could have ONE sound bite that doesn’t rely on insulting Biden or Obama. They have no thoughts of their own
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In memory of the late Mitch McConnell.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He can’t risk a non-corruption friendly government.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So, we can put one outside Mar-a-Lago?
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He’s definitely demonstrating he’s the bigger man.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mark Carney has already demonstrated he’s not backing down.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is there even a single Republican who can speak on any subject without whining about Biden and/or Obama? Can even one present an idea on its own merits without the invocation?
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ossoff was just engaging in locker room talk.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ossoff was just engaging in locker room talk.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Remember how they called the last guy “Sleepy”? That was cool.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Accountability is Kryptonite to the guilty.
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 10/08/2026
NEW: Army Reserve adopts 'Nothing we do today is more important than lunch' as new recruiting slogan
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Army Reserve adopts 'Nothing we do today is more important than lunch' as new recruiting slogan
Leaders say market research confirms younger troops value realistic expectations
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can you imagine being this stupid and this vocal at the same time?
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As the president would say, “VOTER FRAUD!!! ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He realizes we’re going to win. That’s why he’s warning of “another rigged election.”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There only people who want this are men traveling to specific destinations for sex tourism.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s amazing how a party with such sub bottom and cuck vibes can be so anti-LGBTQ+ and homophobic.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why is he so fucking weird???
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 20/07/2026
NEW: Hegseth bans teachings of Jesus from Pentagon Christian services www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-bans...
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Hegseth bans teachings of Jesus from Pentagon Christian services
Defense secretary says New Testament contains “significant ideological drift”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s acceptable to the political slant that believes everything can be a joke if you’re not too sensitive…unless you’re joking about Charlie Kirk or Lasy G, in which case you’re a heartless monster who doesn’t deserve to be employed.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The guy who spray painted hair on his balding head says left wing protesters don’t look normal.
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 17/07/2026
NEW: Influenza outbreak prompts Air Force to adopt RFK Jr.'s natural treatment protocol www.duffelblog.com/influenza-ou...
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Influenza outbreak prompts Air Force to adopt RFK Jr.'s natural treatment protocol
Airmen instructed to hunt bears, drink snake urine, and trust their immune systems
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
NYT in the 1930s: “Hitler exaggerates impact of Jewish and Romani citizens on Aryan bloodlines. Teases options some critics call extreme.”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He’ll be remembered 200 years from now as a spineless coward who loved politics so much he was willing to sell his soul to stay in the game and promote war and killing.
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 13/07/2026
NEW: 'You can’t fire me, I quit!' Gen. Donahue says as he rolls a joint www.duffelblog.com/donahue-fire...
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'You can’t fire me, I quit!' Gen. Donahue says as he rolls a joint
Former commander insists retirement was “already on my vision board”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“It could have been his last call.” Not one thing exists he won’t try to make about him.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No, Katie. Joe is a professional and a gentleman, not a raging narcissistic cunt like Piggy and your husband.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When do they break out the White House official President Donald J. “Piggy” Trump gold-plated corn hole boards.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes today. He said he’s doing well and he thinks I’m probably the funniest comedian in Florida. Then he shouted, “Stay Ginger!” and hung up. I will not be taking questions.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Wait…the election was rigged???
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This would be valuable information if ANYONE believed anything Scott Jennings says without proof.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who’s the president again? I’m drawing a blank.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Many of them were illegal immigrants from Europe. Criminals. They would talk about how you could buy beer in McDonald’s in Paris - and we’re talking a glass of beer, not some paper cup. And they called Quarter Pounders the Royale with Cheese. Really twisted stuff. Sick, sick people!”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Says the president who is forcing private companies to sell large shares to the government.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Very bad people. One by the name of Hunny Bunny just robbing breakfast places. They said - and this is true - they said they didn’t like robbing liquor stores because they’re run by immigrants and that’s too dangerous. Because of the immigrant gang members. Harrible harrible types.”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The answer is simple: “I don’t understand why the media continues to question this.” “Because this administration has been documented as prone to lying as any in modern history and no one has presented anything resembling proof to support the allegations. Do you have proof? Yes or no?”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This will be a good stitch if any actual communists come around.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They all sound so weak and fragile and pathetic with their constant litany of grievances, complaints, and griping. We are being “governed” by a gaggle of whining Karens and theater kids cosplaying as tough guys.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ted literally fled the country because of bad weather.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Can they say ANYTHING without whining about Biden or Obama and sniveling about the media? That actually had potential for a relatable quip for the audience. “I was only thinking one thing - don’t fall on the steps because troops WILL laugh. Even at the Vice President. LOL!”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The biggest threat to the United States discusses what it thinks is a threat to the United States.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Wait…lying to the American people is a criminal offense? [jots down notes]
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 24/06/2026
NEW: Opinion: Nobody’s going home until the Reflecting Pool is clean www.duffelblog.com/dc-guard-cle...
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Opinion: Nobody’s going home until the Reflecting Pool is clean
A D.C. National Guard first sergeant rallies the troops to tackle the most critical mission in the nation’s capital.
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