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PJ O’Leary

@coffeespiders.bsky.social
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Writer and satirist for The Duffel Blog. Avid traveler, writer, photo enthusiast, coffee junkie, scuba diver, and aging American classic. “Poetic, but a little messed up.” instagram.com/pjolearycomedy

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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Next Sunday in Cape Coral, FL - Eight comics. One night. Unlimited pizza energy. 🍕🎤 Come see me at Nice Guys Pizza next Sunday night. Great food, cold drinks, and a lineup that'll make your face hurt. Tag the friend who owes you a night out 👇 #standupcomedy #comedyshow #pizzanight #StayGinger
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 11/09/2026
JD Vance stood on stage last night and implied James Talarico is a predator for showing empathy to trans kids. @timmiller.bsky.social wasn't having it.
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 10/08/2026
NEW: Army Reserve adopts 'Nothing we do today is more important than lunch' as new recruiting slogan
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Army Reserve adopts 'Nothing we do today is more important than lunch' as new recruiting slogan
Leaders say market research confirms younger troops value realistic expectations
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 20/07/2026
NEW: Hegseth bans teachings of Jesus from Pentagon Christian services www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-bans...
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Hegseth bans teachings of Jesus from Pentagon Christian services
Defense secretary says New Testament contains “significant ideological drift”
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 17/07/2026
NEW: Influenza outbreak prompts Air Force to adopt RFK Jr.'s natural treatment protocol www.duffelblog.com/influenza-ou...
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Influenza outbreak prompts Air Force to adopt RFK Jr.'s natural treatment protocol
Airmen instructed to hunt bears, drink snake urine, and trust their immune systems
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 13/07/2026
NEW: 'You can’t fire me, I quit!' Gen. Donahue says as he rolls a joint www.duffelblog.com/donahue-fire...
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'You can’t fire me, I quit!' Gen. Donahue says as he rolls a joint
Former commander insists retirement was “already on my vision board”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes today. He said he’s doing well and he thinks I’m probably the funniest comedian in Florida. Then he shouted, “Stay Ginger!” and hung up. I will not be taking questions.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Many of them were illegal immigrants from Europe. Criminals. They would talk about how you could buy beer in McDonald’s in Paris - and we’re talking a glass of beer, not some paper cup. And they called Quarter Pounders the Royale with Cheese. Really twisted stuff. Sick, sick people!”
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 24/06/2026
NEW: Opinion: Nobody’s going home until the Reflecting Pool is clean www.duffelblog.com/dc-guard-cle...
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Opinion: Nobody’s going home until the Reflecting Pool is clean
A D.C. National Guard first sergeant rallies the troops to tackle the most critical mission in the nation’s capital.
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 22/06/2026
NEW: Legally dead retiree still somehow first in pharmacy line www.duffelblog.com/retiree-firs...
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Legally dead retiree still somehow first in pharmacy line
Active-duty officer unable to get ahead of man whose pulse has not exceeded 30 BPM since the Clinton administration.
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 15/06/2026
NEW: Graham Platner insists tattoo of Hitler choking naked woman is being misunderstood
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Graham Platner insists tattoo of Hitler choking naked woman is being misunderstood
Senate candidate says artwork merely reflects “traditional values”
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Air Force does the best job operating a Defense Food Allocation Center
Public domain photo of a Defense Food Allocation Center with a parody text overlay saying "DFACs celebrate President Trump's 80th birthday with tapioca pudding"
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If he can go try the Super Bowl, Madison Square Garden, and attend an outdoor UFC event on the White House lawn, can we just skip building the Castle Doom lair/garish ballroom?
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 08/06/2026
NEW: Entire platoon killed by missile while conducting accountability formation after previous missile
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Entire platoon killed by missile while conducting accountability formation after previous missile
Leaders reportedly determined standing shoulder-to-shoulder in the open was “the Army way”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Another exceptional comedy show on Sunday, June 21, 2026 at 6:00 p.m. at Anthony’s on the Blvd at 1303 Del Prado Blvd S in Cape Coral. Use code GINGER for discount on tickets!
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 05/06/2026
NEW: Admiral struggles to find day for change of command that ruins most sailors' plans www.duffelblog.com/admiral-chan...
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Admiral struggles to find day for change of command that ruins most sailors' plans
Navy officials say new planning model can identify the exact day most likely to ruin leave, maintenance, and morale
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Have the Knicks ever had a better endorsement than this?
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 01/06/2026
🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride Month!🏳️‍🌈 Let us be encouraged and emboldened by the strength and resilience of the queer community. We will continue to walk with and for you in the fight for LGBTQIA+ rights in NY-14 and across the globe 🏳️‍⚧️✨
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 01/06/2026
NEW: GOP to require all legislators be Navy SEALs www.duffelblog.com/republicans-...
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GOP to require all legislators be Navy SEALs
Officials cite growing demand for candidates who have kicked in at least one door
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Not performing at America 250
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Steve Carell & Rainn Wilson: Electric City!
ALT: Steve Carell & Rainn Wilson: Electric City!
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
CBS is advertising hard. They are really trying people to watch Face the Nation. I am definitely not going to be watching that or anything else on that station. Every time a story pops up, they want me to read it on CBS. I keep scrolling until I find a better news source
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
For Immediate Release
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is the patriotic concert festival to see for America’s Semiquincentennial! 🇺🇸 👊🏼
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 18/05/2026
NEW: Quentin Tarantino tapped to lead Army chaplain corps www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-tar...
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Quentin Tarantino tapped to lead Army chaplain corps
Pentagon officials say director’s “unflinching approach to violence” makes him uniquely qualified for spiritual leadership
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 15/05/2026
NEW: Pentagon adds 'hotness' score to female troops’ performance reports
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Pentagon adds 'hotness' score to female troops’ performance reports
Officials say new metric will standardize long-standing evaluation criteria
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Some aspects of military life never leave you. #StayGinger #veteran #comedy
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Alexander S. Vindman @avindman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ashley Moody and career politicians have failed working families. My Florida First Agenda will cut costs and crush corruption. Because Florida should work for working families and not the political elites.
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 11/05/2026
NEW: ICE agents bond over stories of why they were kicked out of the military www.duffelblog.com/ice-agents-v...
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ICE agents bond over stories of why they were kicked out of the military
Informal lunch discussion highlights shared experiences in disqualification, misconduct, and “creative career transitions”
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 01/05/2026
NEW: Troops say casualties in Iran should be used for maximum political impact www.duffelblog.com/iran-troops-...
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Troops hope casualties in Iran can be used for maximum political impact
Service members report greater concern over optics than operational guidance
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Anyone who says they believe this is a serious threat is a liar and a political hack.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026
Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Is it possible we don’t know anything about the three would-be assassins because they’re all time travelers sent back from the post-apocalyptic future to try setting things right? They miss because they aren’t used to using our archaic ballistic weaponry instead of their neural-linked plasma rifles.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
He should be fired because 50% of the country disagrees with him is a dangerous position. This philosophy endangers the careers Jesse Watters, Sean Hannity, and Greg Gutfeld.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My latest Duffel Blog yarn is available to be read. Enjoy! @duffelblog.com
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 15/04/2026
NEW: 'Persian Wife Finder' sees spike in white males aged 18-25 www.duffelblog.com/persian-wife...
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'Persian Wife Finder' sees spike in white males aged 18-25
Pentagon says surge in interest ‘not an official line of effort’
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Imagine if he spent as much time being president and commander-in-chief as he does playing interior decorator and landscape architect.
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 08/04/2026
NEW: US turns corner in Iran, finds itself in Iraq www.duffelblog.com/us-turns-cor...
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US turns corner in Iran, finds itself in Iraq
Pentagon confirms operation continues to move ‘forward’
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Happy TACO Tuesday! 🌮 🇺🇸
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter from the team at @duffelblog.com for those who observe. 🐣 🐰 🇺🇸
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter to those who observe. @alexwhite.bsky.social
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Recovered! 🇺🇸 www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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U.S. rescues missing crew member in Iran after fighter jet shot down
“WE GOT HIM!” President Donald Trump posted Sunday just after midnight, announcing the safe return of the missing airman and all who risked their lives to save him.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Where was the Dow when Pamela Jo got fired?
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Just a presidential president doing presidential things in a presidential way.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I guess I’m okay with him criticizing The Boss’ music and politics, but Piggy should probably avoid trashing other septuagenarian men for their physical appearance.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Text from a coworker yesterday: Coworker: “Another ‘No Kings’ rally this weekend. You know we don’t have a King, right?” Me: “‘Authoritarian with dictator kinks eroding our freedoms and constitutional safeguards while profiting off the taxpayers with illegal grifts’ didn’t fit on the signs.
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No Kings, Fort Meyers, Florida. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hopefully, this poster is enjoying the Trump administration they helped elect. Happily enjoy the day you voted for.
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
“I always thought that tattoo artist was both a bad artist and a weak tattooer. Very weak artist. It’s a good thing he’s done with my sleeve.”
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PJ O’Leary @coffeespiders.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My latest @duffelblog.com opus.
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