Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I only have 14 working days between now and January 2nd so I better get my shit together. 071
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I asked my husband to get Pecorino Romano from the market and he brought back Parmesan and said he thought it was the same thing. So now I have to divorce him. 050
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025People who travel for work, I need to know if other people do this. When my hotel room is a double, one bed is my “work/eat/hang out bed” and one is my “sleep bed”. Just me? 020
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I hope old school twitter fam is doing well. 180
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2025So really the only common denominator among mass shootings are guns and men. Ban them both. 040
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Me for the foreseeable future.media.tenor.coma man sits on a couch with two children wearing tin foil hatsALT: a man sits on a couch with two children wearing tin foil hats 020
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Wild Trump would sacrifice one of his own just to bury the Epstein files. 060
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2025He was a POS but I feel so bad for his children that had to witness this up close. That is horrific. 130
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Our apartment we moved out of auto-drafted our August rent after we moved out. Then they said they would send us a check for it. Today I got a letter from collections…for August rent… 010
Reposted by Coffee & CupcakesGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 11/08/2025The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting. 541120793766
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025The Hunting Wives is something, huh? Definitely not a watch in public show lol 010
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Tsunami warning and my cousin is in labor. lol 030
Reposted by Coffee & Cupcakesevy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 18/07/2025me to my grandkids: we were in a labubu dubai chocolate matcha kpop demon slayer epstein list coldplay affair era obv 416017
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I feel so bad that the families of that Coldplay scandal need to see full on replays and mockeries over and over….but I am so petty that if I was them, I would screen record every single one and have them played in court for an entire day. No statements, just press play. 030
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025This will be the 7th state I’ve lived in. 140
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 04/07/20253 months until we ditch our giant 3 bedroom apartment for a tiny 2 bedroom in a building from the 1800’s so we can live by the beach and a walkable downtown area. Everything is getting tossed, donated, or sold. 050
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Spoiling the shit out of our kids this vacation and honestly I don’t understand why people think that’s a bad thing. Merch, treats, experiences, ALL OF IT! 030
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025This war is between Iran and Trump. Please do not involve the rest of us. 062
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Karen Read NOT GUILTY 👏 👏 👏 Now I hope they find out who actually did it….because I feel like we all know… 161
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 18/06/2025How do I stop feeling anxious about things that could harm or kill my kids? Is this normal? 000
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 18/06/2025It’s actually our first family vacation that doesn’t involve us visiting family. It’s just us, theme park hopping, Crayola experiencing, science center exploring, and pool lounging. Of course I am feeling super anxious one of them is going to drown or get eaten by an alligator or stolen… 020
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 18/06/20258 days, one massive event on the mouse’s property, one inspection with their engineers, and 1 in office work day stand between me and vacation. 010
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 16/06/2025My dentist has wished me happy birthday via text twice but I’ve only heard from one family member lmao 230
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Someone on here said the new season of Ginny and Georgia is heavy and I was like oh how heavy could it be? Well, shit. 120
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Did you know if your child is having an emotional breakdown they’ll escort you through TSA and then when they start hyperventilating when their cat plush has to go through the cray machine they’ll personally deliver it? 150
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Just another day fighting about abortion with stupid ass men on instagram. Men are so dumb and unnecessary. 050
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Booked an impromptu weekend getaway for me, my bestie, and my 4 yr old to celebrate her pre-k graduation by taking her to a art festival and potion class lmao 020
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I can’t even be upset they cancelled wheel of time. It took years to produce a handful of episodes and the quality of the show is so well done it’s gotta be expensive af. And you expect Amazon to spend MONEY?! For people’s ENJOYMENT?!?? 260
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 22/05/2025So Powerless is just Hunger Games but….with powers? 010
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 22/05/2025My Bluesky algorithm is……..it’s fucking weird. 120
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 20/05/2025We’re moving to Salem, MA in the fall for work (jk it’s so my kids can attend Witchcraft Elementary School - not kidding that is the name of the school) and I am so ready to throw out all of our possessions and move into a tiny, old, very expensive apartment. 2260
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Reminder to trust your gut when it comes to toddlers. 020
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Wow didn’t ever think about how hard it would be to send your spouse off to the ER with one child so one of us can stay with the older one. 000
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I miss my mom when she was a hippie but not the MAGA brainwashed one I went no contact with. The mom I knew is gone. 170
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 11/05/2025If you can impeach a guy for a BJ why are they not impeaching this delusional and dangerous terrorist in office? 170
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Another simple favor was fine until the incest. What the fuck. 140
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025It’s a red flag for me if someone doesn’t have an interest in traveling outside of America. Don’t even get me started on people that don’t leave their section of the US for another part of the same country……. 030
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 05/05/2025The last season of you was a little slow but I think the finale was one of those rare final episodes that feels complete. 010
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Coco is the saddest movie that’s ever been made. 010
Reposted by Coffee & CupcakesMatt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 25/04/2025If they’re arresting the judges, the lawyers are probably next 1255
Reposted by Coffee & Cupcakes𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/04/2025Therapist: “Do you have any mental illness in your family? Me: “Well, I have an uncle who thinks DonaldTrump is brilliant trade negotiator.” 1054919663
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Just found out my old PCP wrote “Just Luck” in my official medical record notes about my chosen form of birth control. 190
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I should have cut my parents off years ago. It hurts, but the one time I unblocked them I got a missed call from my dad. I called him back thinking maybe he came to his senses, instead he told me he didn’t mean to call me. He was trying to call someone else. First words after months of silence. 030
Coffee & Cupcakes @coffeeandcupcakes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Just started Fourth Wing because why not? 000
Reposted by Coffee & Cupcakescitylifelove.bsky.social @citylifelove.bsky.social · 18/04/2025If you’ve never owned a pit bull type dog, you don’t get to have an opinion about owning them!!!!! 461
