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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 13h
Do you think tom hanks knows he’s the face of a pro army autumnal 7-eleven coffee flavor
Ad for a $1.49 large coffee at 7-eleven, includes exclusive “Hanks for our troops” 
pumpkin brûlée
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
remember, doctor-patient confidentiality goes both ways
stock image of a doctor pointing a gun at the back of someone's head
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
PATIENT: but doc, I am Bobo the clown! THERAPIST: what do you mean PATIENT: I have sort of an adversarial relationship with Pagliacci. We always push each other to the peak of our clowning capabilities. You could say we’re fated rivals. THERAPIST: I treat Pagliacci and he’s never mentioned you
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for a while i was trying to get cease and desists from various fastfood and chain restaurants by making really specific claims in the hopes that i could make something so stupid that somebody somewhere would have to have a meeting about it as part of their job
stock photo of a muscular man leaping, he is holding one of his legs. he has a word balloon that says "GRAVY!" 
in the upper left corner, there's a popeye's ad image of some fried chicken. 
text on the man's body: We know Popeye's gravy is healthy and strong for a human body.
another block of text on the man's legs: We also know now that you must never feed our delicious gravy to a horse.
bottom of the image has the Popeye's logo next to text that says OUR GRAVY KILLS HORSES.
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They are playing what sounds like a bluegrass version of Blister in the Sun over the speakers of this late night airline terminal
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Who is the most expendable Ninja Turtle and why is it Michelangelo
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’d put my keys in here expeditiously
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hot take, aperol spritzes are the lacroix of alcohol
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Metalworks minion statue on a shelf next to a boba fett. Above is a sign that says “please ask for assistance”.
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(me making fun of your investment rotation idea and thereby holding the industry back another 5000 years) meghna thinks the games have to take turns lol
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are they the same size as the Ironclad/Silent/Defect that you put out a little bit ago with Makeship?
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What kind of degree program are you looking at?
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jesus and the two thieves at Golgotha
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know just enough about classical music to know this cowboy hat pianist at a Grand Canyon Italian restaurant has bad taste
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Extra volcel olive oil
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We finally found this guy
The smiling white mask emote from Twitch.
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is automated academic plagiarism but zip zap zop
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One person on a plane trying to watch a movie should be surprised with a supercut of all the sex scenes that they edit out of the other passengers’ movies
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who the hell can afford plane tickets with a boarding group any lower than 6
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This may be a crazy opinion but Age of Adz is my favorite Sufjan album
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All hallow’s Avery is cleverer and scans better
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy skeleton awareness month
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For sale: grandpa shoes, Benjamin Button.
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m distressed enough about this that I’m using the contact form of the dev, who is Japanese, to ask if maybe there was something lost in their translation that “AI” doesn’t mean gen AI but rather older tools that are innocuous to me
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The dev of the software synthesizer I use the most released a new plugin 🙂 they used gen ai to make it 🙁
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A loud child is a happy child
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lovely pooch
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
any idea how well it runs on steam deck? i was a big fan of the original on mac but steam deck is the only way i can run the sequel rn
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gamify my medication with gacha mechanics, gimme them SSR SSRIs
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your character designs make me want to start buying cropped jackets
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(old)
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sagraduck Familia
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Speed running my work’s mandatory security training to get ready for GDQ
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spiritual sequel to TOS because the actual sequel was cheeks
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rated PG for PornoGraphy
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there's something about investing in a game's kickstarter, or buying one in early access, that mentally deforms a gamer into a petite bourgeoisie
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
6 hours tierlisting your own game is incredible commitment to the bit
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
awesome, i've been waiting for this to come out before i start my playthrough
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
um, i sure hope he does!
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tiny woman
pixel art of a purple girl with purple hair and a blue overall dress. she looks angry
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
couldn't sleep last night so i made a lil guy, kinda looks like if astro boy was in pokemon ruby/sapphire
pixel art of a little boy with orange skin and spiky blue hair
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m 40% through Metaphor and having an okay time, but the writing is just shallow, centrist pablum. You’ve got a poor, racial underclass character wants to take the nobility’s money to give to the poor,” so her followers start stealing, and then she’s like “well maybe the rich deserve their money”
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These are Chance the Rapper lines
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
M.C. Escher’s Man with Reflecting Sphere. A hand holds up a shiny ball that a hand’s owner’s warped reflection is shown in.
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love that shirt
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how tall are they compared to the mushrooms
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s a colonial dream. A bountiful world of value, discovered by an enterprising empty suit, ripe for the taking. Ignore the natives. They’re vestigial.
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skeleton keyair @coeur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looks like they’re unvaulting a bunch of the old story content The Executive’s Dream is a vault of work, sprung from the ether, fully formed, sellable to a needy audience, and unburdened by the labor needed to create it
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