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Loch NES Monster

@codyw.bsky.social

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#1 Orphan Inspirer Received an honorary credit on The Oregon Trail for explaining the difference between poison and venom Buzz buzz skittle skaddle

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Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 12h

Just choke me with the link cable I'll take anything

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 13h

James Bond should be a dog next

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 13h

God made Dert, and Dert don't Hert!

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 13h

Flasper Saves Halloween

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 14h

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Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 14h

Make up a word that sounds cool I'll go first. Lopschnatz

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 14h

The Mob launders their money through sports pepper jarring facilities

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 14h

"Its a Chicago thing!" Yeah so are hot dogs but we don't make those out of burnt tires and garbage juice

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 14h

Even that crucifix on the wall is like, "i dunno man, I didn't draw this"

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 14h

It's not wine, but Malört

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 15h

I always thought Billy Zane looks like he had the time of his life in this

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 15h

Don't the predators just make like, clicks and growls? Why would their name for their own species be unpronounceable to them

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 15h

With all due respect that's fuckin stupid

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 15h

Ya seen that movie what's called Praydater? Ya empty them dreamcatchers yet This post is for exactly 4 people

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 15h

Or like the German yes

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 15h

Is the "j" like in Jello or Jalapeño

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 15h

Finally solving a Rubik's Cube and the Rubik Cenobites show up

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 15h

What is a.... "Celllllllooooooo"?

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 16h

hello, if you know of anyone that needs audio production work done, please send them my way. or pretty much any remote job.

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 15h

It's okay Swan Boy always orders his off-site Taco Bell orders Omakase style

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 18h

As a fellow Spaghetti Boy I have respect for Noel's pasta steadfastness

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My crazy orange girl Sushi, just passed away last spring. Rest In Power, queen

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Cash me outside, how bout Pope

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Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

From now on I'm looking at every thumbnail for a racist/misogynist dudebro podcast video I didn't ask for in my feed and trying to determine which guy would be The Octopus (creepy, subordinate), and which one would be The Eagle (thinks he's an Alpha, proudly fascist)

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What are they both looking at, because its not each other judging by their perspective

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well I think that's perfectly reasonable

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What most people don't know is that Billy Joel actually only covered "We Didn't Start The Fire", and it was originally written and performed by Nostradamus. All that shit in the song was supposed to be a warning to the future.

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

No way I just got one too

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Israel? The strongest American Ally Israel? That one?

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Let me put it another way. America's strongest ally: Israel, right?

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The best FF. You don't like it? Blame yourself or God

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hamburger, Help Thyself

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hell yeah, congrats

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Was not expecting that YouTube reveal to be kinda wholesome, but it might be a good influence on Seb so I'm down for it

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What is Venus but they've only ever just kissed i swear

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think he gives the comics sexual powers

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Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me too

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bad news, my world seed has like no gold spawns

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Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Carol invented Wheat Thicks

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What about two trucks

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Started a new life on randomizer mode, was just born with superman powers, this run is gonna be so sick

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

With respect, what the actual fuck lol

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I thought John Waters was dead

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I remember thinking they were gonna be my new favorite band after I heard L'Via L'Viaquez and after listening to the rest of that album I was so disappointed that I didn't vibe with any of it

Loch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No Fear of flying!