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Spanish account: @paella I am a tummy owner, and professional e-boy bringing you all sorts of content, from tummy pics to political ragebait and feel good posts about my […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ catboy.baby/@cody, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 5h
Makeup industry: Made in the EU Me: _looks at packaging_ (Made in China) yyyyyeeeeeah...
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 5h
(Cody it's 10 AM wtf do you mean night?)
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 5h
This is the rhythm of the night!
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 6h
[pedophile aah signup request] Bro we truly get some sign up reasons with this domain... Sire just because our domain name includes the word "baby" does not mean we like pedophiles around here, please fuck off.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 05/10/2026
[NSFW NNN mention (funni)] No Nut November more like Now Nut November
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 05/10/2026
Honestly my instance is a bunch of horny cats at this point... wth
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 05/10/2026
[NSFW NNN mention (funni)] Friendly reminder to all catboys that No Nut November should be lost the first hour of November.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 03/10/2026
Missinformation king 👍
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 03/10/2026
LGTM: Looks Gay To Me
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 30/09/2026
[Politics] Honestly I 100% support complaining about the absurdly shit "democractic" systems we have, and I 100% hate all or most of the options they give us in the ballot, but for christs sake, not voting the lesser evil, is basically voting the evilest evil, because people will vote for the […]
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 28/09/2026
Xross Site Scripting 👍
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
If your timeline isn't mostly mentally ill trans girls you're using fedi wrong #feditips
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 25/09/2026
You: I wish I had no sebum The genie: Wish granted, you now have nose sebum 👍🏻
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 23/09/2026
NOOOOOOOOO THE NAPPING COMPANY IS LOSING IP SPACE TO THE AMERICANS!!! ​:ameowree:​ RE: social.bgp.tools/users/transfers/st…
social.bgp.tools
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 21/09/2026
Considering switching to the develop branch of Sharkey
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 18/09/2026
[Drugs, sedation, hospital stuff, positive experience, cody being silly] Was sedated for the first time in my life today, drugs are fun lol here is a recollection of my experience and my stupid ass doing stupid shit when I woke up from it: Ok first off this was sedation with Propofol, not […]
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/09/2026
Don't get me wrong tho, I am very much against all or nothing. I prefer a FOSS project taking a stance against AI and telling me to join Discord than a FOSS project saying AI is poggers and asking me to join their AI powered Discord xd
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/09/2026
Based take. RE: socially.drinkingatmy.computer/obje…
socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/09/2026
We're taking out the collar for the first time today~
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 12/09/2026
@dispencer i3 works okay for me~
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/09/2026
We're taking out the collar for the first time today~
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/09/2026
Nothing to see here, just a perfectly normal collar I just made~
A picture of cody wearing a collar with an individually addressable LED strip running around the entire circumference of the collar. The LED strip is lit in a pink, blue and purple gradient that rotates around the collar, though the image is not animated. There are 3 glass mushrooms hanging from the collar, which get a nice glow from the LEDs, and also a golden ring hanging in the center of the collar.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 09/09/2026
Ah great, it wasn't enough with just being recorded by some bs meta glasses, no we're also going to be audio recorded and our conversations processed by fucking AI 24/7 by apple watches... I swear to god I'm moving to the fucking Siberian tundra and never meeting another human again. What the fuck.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 08/09/2026
[US Pol mention] @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social When trump leaves office (never)
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 03/09/2026
@prahou@merveilles.town No, the metric system is better because it doesn't require me to do algebraic trigonometry to covert from one unit to another. Just add 0s to the right or to the left.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 02/09/2026
Who the hell is someone and why is there a question mark after it? Are we thinking it may have been Something instead? wtf is going on ​:blobCatOhNo:​ RE: social.bgp.tools/users/transfers/st…
social.bgp.tools
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 29/08/2026
@mjdxp@labyrinth.zone strange are they also called max and chloe or smth? ​:neocat_googly_blep:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 28/08/2026
Youtube be like "Experiencing interruptions?" No I'm not, thanks to uBlock Origin, not thanks to you ​:kekw:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 26/08/2026
Walouija goes hard
An extremely cursed Waluigi themed ouija board. At the top of the board it says "Walouija", the alphabet is just WWWWWW AAAAAAA, instead of yes and no, there is WA and NAH, and at the bottom is a drawing of luiji laying down with the text "everybody cheated" underneath.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 26/08/2026
@c@fedi.cpf.sh Well RIP cause I use WebAuthn for literally everything...
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 26/08/2026
Is Waterfox any good?
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 24/08/2026
Estimated Time of Arrival of the upload of the Spanish White Race to the clocktower iykyk
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 24/08/2026
@dispencer my theyfriend needed this conversion yesterday, I was immediately like "jfc that's deadly" but they were like "what's that like 34C"? ​:kekw:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 24/08/2026
@dispencer ... you're a dragon shaped llm, you barely qualify as a cishet white man
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 24/08/2026
@dispencer who me? ​:nkoSleep:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 23/08/2026
Wait did I miss the meme? What's going on with the manjaro SSL cert expiry? Like other than the manjaro SSL cert being expired... can someone explain the meme to my dinosaur ass?
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 23/08/2026
Yes RE: karp.lol/users/follpvosten/statuses…
A picture of Cody's hand with a very small oscillscope with no probes connected on it.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 22/08/2026
The abolute dedication of Furries to celebrate EF30 in fucking AUGUST... There wasn't a more comfortable temperature to wear a fursuit in? xd Although I guess it's in Hamburg, so it's not that hot there...
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 22/08/2026
I can already imagine the notification from @transfers@social.bgp.tools: "Some company" transferred 69.42.0.0/16 to "Transfem Communications Limited" (Estimated Market Value: $69.420M)
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 22/08/2026
Somebody needs to create an ISP named "Transfem Communications Ltd", and do IP over AWAWA where A = 0 and W = 1, and we transmit this over a very loud ultrasonic speaker to the exchange.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 19/08/2026
Took this pic a few days ago with my 360 camera, view it from my instance in full screen for a 360 image viewer (click the 360 icon on the top right)
A 360 picture of the night sky taken from the rooftop of my parent's vacation house. The milky way is lightly visible.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 19/08/2026
I ate real food today ​:neocat_thumbsup:​ Breakfast: - Horchata - Steamed potatoes (microwave edition) Lunch: - No Dinner: - 1 vegan chicken burger from Burger King - Wild bacon fries, from Burger King - Onion rings, from Burger King
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 19/08/2026
[lewd (just text)] Me: Free use ​:neocat_thumbsup:​ My partner: _slaps my dick around_ Ok this is not what I meant but I guess I did not specify...
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 18/08/2026
​:neocat_hug_bot:​ fix applied!
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 18/08/2026
I apologize for the extreme oversight, this is a capital crime, I am so sorry... We have no neocat_hug_bot, this is terrible... I will fix this immediately.
The Sharkey emoji picker showing the query neocat_hug_ and no "neocat_hug_bot" emoji appears.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/08/2026
[Alcohoic veberage discussion] Oh actually I think it's more like 6% alcohol because the total alcohol vol. is 3%, and vodka isn't 100% so... yeah, not sure if my drunk math is mathing, but I think it must be more than 3% xd
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/08/2026
[Alcohoic veberage discussion] I found wine with extra steps: - Grape juice - 3% vodka I am consuming wine with extra steps. It tastes better than wine.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/08/2026
this mf's clutch is about to hit the fucking deck btw, shit yelling for help when I changed gears xd
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/08/2026
Lowkey having petrolhead friends (me) must be useful as fuck... I'll never say no to driving anything (except an urus, ew), so I will literally say yes to taking you to the airport just so I can drive your shitty Kia Rio to and from the airport ​:kekw:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 16/08/2026
@dispencer Reverse Misskey Flavoured Markup? MFM FMF? ​:thonk:​
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