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Spanish account: @paella I am a tummy owner, and professional e-boy bringing you all sorts of content, from tummy pics to political ragebait and feel good posts about my […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ catboy.baby/@cody, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 1h
Honestly my instance is a bunch of horny cats at this point... wth
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 1h
[NSFW NNN mention (funni)] Friendly reminder to all catboys that No Nut November should be lost the first hour of November.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 03/10/2026
Missinformation king 👍
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 03/10/2026
LGTM: Looks Gay To Me
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 30/09/2026
[Politics] Honestly I 100% support complaining about the absurdly shit "democractic" systems we have, and I 100% hate all or most of the options they give us in the ballot, but for christs sake, not voting the lesser evil, is basically voting the evilest evil, because people will vote for the […]
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 28/09/2026
Xross Site Scripting 👍
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
If your timeline isn't mostly mentally ill trans girls you're using fedi wrong #feditips
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 25/09/2026
You: I wish I had no sebum The genie: Wish granted, you now have nose sebum 👍🏻
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 23/09/2026
NOOOOOOOOO THE NAPPING COMPANY IS LOSING IP SPACE TO THE AMERICANS!!! ​:ameowree:​ RE: social.bgp.tools/users/transfers/st…
social.bgp.tools
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 21/09/2026
Considering switching to the develop branch of Sharkey
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 18/09/2026
[Drugs, sedation, hospital stuff, positive experience, cody being silly] Was sedated for the first time in my life today, drugs are fun lol here is a recollection of my experience and my stupid ass doing stupid shit when I woke up from it: Ok first off this was sedation with Propofol, not […]
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/09/2026
Based take. RE: socially.drinkingatmy.computer/obje…
socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/09/2026
We're taking out the collar for the first time today~
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/09/2026
We're taking out the collar for the first time today~
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/09/2026
Nothing to see here, just a perfectly normal collar I just made~
A picture of cody wearing a collar with an individually addressable LED strip running around the entire circumference of the collar. The LED strip is lit in a pink, blue and purple gradient that rotates around the collar, though the image is not animated. There are 3 glass mushrooms hanging from the collar, which get a nice glow from the LEDs, and also a golden ring hanging in the center of the collar.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 09/09/2026
Ah great, it wasn't enough with just being recorded by some bs meta glasses, no we're also going to be audio recorded and our conversations processed by fucking AI 24/7 by apple watches... I swear to god I'm moving to the fucking Siberian tundra and never meeting another human again. What the fuck.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 02/09/2026
Who the hell is someone and why is there a question mark after it? Are we thinking it may have been Something instead? wtf is going on ​:blobCatOhNo:​ RE: social.bgp.tools/users/transfers/st…
social.bgp.tools
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 28/08/2026
Youtube be like "Experiencing interruptions?" No I'm not, thanks to uBlock Origin, not thanks to you ​:kekw:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 26/08/2026
Walouija goes hard
An extremely cursed Waluigi themed ouija board. At the top of the board it says "Walouija", the alphabet is just WWWWWW AAAAAAA, instead of yes and no, there is WA and NAH, and at the bottom is a drawing of luiji laying down with the text "everybody cheated" underneath.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 26/08/2026
Is Waterfox any good?
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 24/08/2026
Estimated Time of Arrival of the upload of the Spanish White Race to the clocktower iykyk
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 23/08/2026
Wait did I miss the meme? What's going on with the manjaro SSL cert expiry? Like other than the manjaro SSL cert being expired... can someone explain the meme to my dinosaur ass?
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 23/08/2026
Yes RE: karp.lol/users/follpvosten/statuses…
A picture of Cody's hand with a very small oscillscope with no probes connected on it.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 22/08/2026
The abolute dedication of Furries to celebrate EF30 in fucking AUGUST... There wasn't a more comfortable temperature to wear a fursuit in? xd Although I guess it's in Hamburg, so it's not that hot there...
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 22/08/2026
Somebody needs to create an ISP named "Transfem Communications Ltd", and do IP over AWAWA where A = 0 and W = 1, and we transmit this over a very loud ultrasonic speaker to the exchange.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 19/08/2026
Took this pic a few days ago with my 360 camera, view it from my instance in full screen for a 360 image viewer (click the 360 icon on the top right)
A 360 picture of the night sky taken from the rooftop of my parent's vacation house. The milky way is lightly visible.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 19/08/2026
I ate real food today ​:neocat_thumbsup:​ Breakfast: - Horchata - Steamed potatoes (microwave edition) Lunch: - No Dinner: - 1 vegan chicken burger from Burger King - Wild bacon fries, from Burger King - Onion rings, from Burger King
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 19/08/2026
[lewd (just text)] Me: Free use ​:neocat_thumbsup:​ My partner: _slaps my dick around_ Ok this is not what I meant but I guess I did not specify...
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 18/08/2026
I apologize for the extreme oversight, this is a capital crime, I am so sorry... We have no neocat_hug_bot, this is terrible... I will fix this immediately.
The Sharkey emoji picker showing the query neocat_hug_ and no "neocat_hug_bot" emoji appears.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/08/2026
[Alcohoic veberage discussion] I found wine with extra steps: - Grape juice - 3% vodka I am consuming wine with extra steps. It tastes better than wine.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/08/2026
Lowkey having petrolhead friends (me) must be useful as fuck... I'll never say no to driving anything (except an urus, ew), so I will literally say yes to taking you to the airport just so I can drive your shitty Kia Rio to and from the airport ​:kekw:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 15/08/2026
How much JSON-LD does a fdiverse instance need to JSON-LD for its JSON-LD to federate? ​:thonk:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 12/08/2026
I'm 2000% sure the entire internet is completely flooded with eclipse pics, but I thought I'd contribute to the tsunami
A picture of a full solar eclipse over a mountain rangeSame thing as the previous pic, slightly less ambient lightA solar eclipse picture, the sun is almost fully eclipsed, only a slit of sun is peaking from behind the moonThe beginning of a solar eclipse
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 12/08/2026
Reminder for all the oomfies that looking directly at rhe sun is not a good idea, wear your protection glasses if you're looking at the eclipse. Also another reminder that the sun is not the only interesting thing during an eclipse, look around you, shadows will look weird and the sky will go […]
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 12/08/2026
Hello, would anyone with an AC unit adopt me please? ​:neocat_bottom:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/08/2026
Y'all can have a video of an octopus I took last friday on a night dive ​:3:​
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
here we observe a partial eclipse of the sun
Logo for Eclipse IDE logo partially overlayed over an image of a Sun Fire E6900 Server, in the background is an actual solar eclipse.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/08/2026
Lowkey these pants cute af... sucks they're kind of falling apart...
Picture of high waist short shorts, on my legs, I'm also wearing a black and gray shirt on top of them. I'm laying in bed with my right leg slightly raised and the left one down.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 10/08/2026
mmm grayons 👅
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 07/08/2026
Only if you have good taste. RE: lain.com/objects/92c5f8b3-ad75-4722…
lain.com
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 06/08/2026
The catboy.baby timeline has been colonized by meowscarada
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 04/08/2026
fr RE: sk.girlthi.ng/notes/aphc36jpkazi0glt
sk.girlthi.ng
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 31/07/2026
Just done a 200 Km trip in my 125cc motorbike all the way to my parents vacation home which has a small swimming pool... Me when I left home: First order of business when I get there will be tremendous dip in the swimming pool The swimming pool:
A completely empty swimming pool
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 31/07/2026
Oh yes, this abhorrent access of properties from a generic object as if they were keys in an array is here because some $%*@$& decided it was a good idea to type the return of this db query as "Object", this is horrible, but I don't get paid enough to fix it.
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 31/07/2026
The problem with reading shitty code to understand it is that you end up understanding it. And then it's too late, you know changing it so it's not shit would SUCK, so you just do your bodge, the feature works, and you forget until 6 moths later when you have to spend 6 more days reading it to […]
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 31/07/2026
nmap the korean government
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 31/07/2026
Huh it is sysadmin day ig, do I get a hug? ​:pleadingCat:​ RE: mastodon.hetzner.social/users/hetzn…
mastodon.hetzner.social
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 30/07/2026
Am I even gay if I only like femme males? ​:thonk:​
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 29/07/2026
Very old pic but I just came across it and thought I looked funny xd
Mirror pic of cody. Picture is taken from between my legs, I'm facing back, and bending over in a position where my head is between my legs, so my face is towards the viewer, but my legs are away from viewer.

idk how useful this alt text is, I'm doing my best lmao sorry
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 29/07/2026
Meme of a Catboy with pink hair black shirt and a black choker. Text reads "I'm starting to think some of you guys are gay"
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