Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 1hHonestly my instance is a bunch of horny cats at this point... wth 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 1h[NSFW NNN mention (funni)] Friendly reminder to all catboys that No Nut November should be lost the first hour of November. 100
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 30/09/2026[Politics] Honestly I 100% support complaining about the absurdly shit "democractic" systems we have, and I 100% hate all or most of the options they give us in the ballot, but for christs sake, not voting the lesser evil, is basically voting the evilest evil, because people will vote for the […]catboy.babyOriginal post on catboy.baby 011
Reposted by Cody :collar: :verified_paw:Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026If your timeline isn't mostly mentally ill trans girls you're using fedi wrong #feditips 12031
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 25/09/2026You: I wish I had no sebum The genie: Wish granted, you now have nose sebum 👍🏻 020
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 23/09/2026NOOOOOOOOO THE NAPPING COMPANY IS LOSING IP SPACE TO THE AMERICANS!!! :ameowree: RE: social.bgp.tools/users/transfers/st…social.bgp.tools 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 21/09/2026Considering switching to the develop branch of Sharkey 010
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 18/09/2026[Drugs, sedation, hospital stuff, positive experience, cody being silly] Was sedated for the first time in my life today, drugs are fun lol here is a recollection of my experience and my stupid ass doing stupid shit when I woke up from it: Ok first off this was sedation with Propofol, not […]catboy.babyOriginal post on catboy.baby 011
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/09/2026Based take. RE: socially.drinkingatmy.computer/obje…socially.drinkingatmy.computer 110
Reposted by Cody :collar: :verified_paw:Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/09/2026We're taking out the collar for the first time today~ 023
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/09/2026We're taking out the collar for the first time today~ 023
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/09/2026Nothing to see here, just a perfectly normal collar I just made~ 010
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 09/09/2026Ah great, it wasn't enough with just being recorded by some bs meta glasses, no we're also going to be audio recorded and our conversations processed by fucking AI 24/7 by apple watches... I swear to god I'm moving to the fucking Siberian tundra and never meeting another human again. What the fuck. 220
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 02/09/2026Who the hell is someone and why is there a question mark after it? Are we thinking it may have been Something instead? wtf is going on :blobCatOhNo: RE: social.bgp.tools/users/transfers/st…social.bgp.tools 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 28/08/2026Youtube be like "Experiencing interruptions?" No I'm not, thanks to uBlock Origin, not thanks to you :kekw: 010
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 24/08/2026Estimated Time of Arrival of the upload of the Spanish White Race to the clocktower iykyk 010
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 23/08/2026Wait did I miss the meme? What's going on with the manjaro SSL cert expiry? Like other than the manjaro SSL cert being expired... can someone explain the meme to my dinosaur ass? 001
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 23/08/2026Yes RE: karp.lol/users/follpvosten/statuses… 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 22/08/2026The abolute dedication of Furries to celebrate EF30 in fucking AUGUST... There wasn't a more comfortable temperature to wear a fursuit in? xd Although I guess it's in Hamburg, so it's not that hot there... 110
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 22/08/2026Somebody needs to create an ISP named "Transfem Communications Ltd", and do IP over AWAWA where A = 0 and W = 1, and we transmit this over a very loud ultrasonic speaker to the exchange. 210
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 19/08/2026Took this pic a few days ago with my 360 camera, view it from my instance in full screen for a 360 image viewer (click the 360 icon on the top right) 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 19/08/2026I ate real food today :neocat_thumbsup: Breakfast: - Horchata - Steamed potatoes (microwave edition) Lunch: - No Dinner: - 1 vegan chicken burger from Burger King - Wild bacon fries, from Burger King - Onion rings, from Burger King 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 19/08/2026[lewd (just text)] Me: Free use :neocat_thumbsup: My partner: _slaps my dick around_ Ok this is not what I meant but I guess I did not specify... 020
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 18/08/2026I apologize for the extreme oversight, this is a capital crime, I am so sorry... We have no neocat_hug_bot, this is terrible... I will fix this immediately. 100
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/08/2026[Alcohoic veberage discussion] I found wine with extra steps: - Grape juice - 3% vodka I am consuming wine with extra steps. It tastes better than wine. 100
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 17/08/2026Lowkey having petrolhead friends (me) must be useful as fuck... I'll never say no to driving anything (except an urus, ew), so I will literally say yes to taking you to the airport just so I can drive your shitty Kia Rio to and from the airport :kekw: 100
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 15/08/2026How much JSON-LD does a fdiverse instance need to JSON-LD for its JSON-LD to federate? :thonk: 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 12/08/2026I'm 2000% sure the entire internet is completely flooded with eclipse pics, but I thought I'd contribute to the tsunami 064
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 12/08/2026Reminder for all the oomfies that looking directly at rhe sun is not a good idea, wear your protection glasses if you're looking at the eclipse. Also another reminder that the sun is not the only interesting thing during an eclipse, look around you, shadows will look weird and the sky will go […]catboy.babyOriginal post on catboy.baby 001
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 12/08/2026Hello, would anyone with an AC unit adopt me please? :neocat_bottom: 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/08/2026Y'all can have a video of an octopus I took last friday on a night dive :3:catboy.baby[Video] Original post on catboy.baby 121
Reposted by Cody :collar: :verified_paw:Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026here we observe a partial eclipse of the sun 02369
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 11/08/2026Lowkey these pants cute af... sucks they're kind of falling apart... 010
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 07/08/2026Only if you have good taste. RE: lain.com/objects/92c5f8b3-ad75-4722…lain.com 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 06/08/2026The catboy.baby timeline has been colonized by meowscarada 010
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 04/08/2026fr RE: sk.girlthi.ng/notes/aphc36jpkazi0gltsk.girlthi.ng 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 31/07/2026Just done a 200 Km trip in my 125cc motorbike all the way to my parents vacation home which has a small swimming pool... Me when I left home: First order of business when I get there will be tremendous dip in the swimming pool The swimming pool: 110
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 31/07/2026Oh yes, this abhorrent access of properties from a generic object as if they were keys in an array is here because some $%*@$& decided it was a good idea to type the return of this db query as "Object", this is horrible, but I don't get paid enough to fix it. 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 31/07/2026The problem with reading shitty code to understand it is that you end up understanding it. And then it's too late, you know changing it so it's not shit would SUCK, so you just do your bodge, the feature works, and you forget until 6 moths later when you have to spend 6 more days reading it to […]catboy.babyOriginal post on catboy.baby 000
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 31/07/2026Huh it is sysadmin day ig, do I get a hug? :pleadingCat: RE: mastodon.hetzner.social/users/hetzn…mastodon.hetzner.social 010
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 30/07/2026Am I even gay if I only like femme males? :thonk: 010
Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 29/07/2026Very old pic but I just came across it and thought I looked funny xd 000