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Evan Zasoski

@codenameevan.bsky.social

172 followers 350 following 546 posts

I write code in Durham, NC. It is nice. You should come to visit. Opinions here are my own. Likes might just be bookmarks.

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Quickly! Feel joy before something else happens!

Generic ballot time series showing a surge in Democratic support.

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Sweaty much?

A freshly opened Google Sheet where nearly half the screen is a prompt to try and get me to use AI.

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Big “Two things can be true at the same time” energy.

‘Don Lemon Considers
Presidential Run, Thinks He Could "Run This Country Better Than Donald Trump"’

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

FUCK YOU, PYTHON

>>> exit;
Use exit() or Ctrl-D (i.e. EOF) to exit

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

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Anakin and Padme meme:
Frame 1: Donald Trump satisfies my impossible standards by speaking in oracular nonsense that I can pour my own meaning into.
Frame 2: You’re going to check those standards against his actual actions and not just mold your beliefs around the axiom “Trump is correct,” right?
Frame 4: You’re going to check, right?

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.

Fountains of Wayne - 1996

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Turchetta. Let’s fucking gooooo!

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Pictured: the author.

Cenobite from Hellraiser II saying, "And to think... I hesitated."

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Walter, man. You’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.

New York Times headline: How the Times Covers Crowds: Focusing on the Content, Not the Count

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

That’s cool, but you’ll still never top this one.

A heroic amount of dairy.

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Homer salutes ice cream men.

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I grew up on these streets

Popeye on Atari 7800

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Lucky from King of the Hill

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

'Bout how many times of "We just need ta git some Silicon Valley types in here to show us how it's done" that make for you?

Two old timers leaning on a fence image from South Park.

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Piss. Off.

Pop-up ad for Gemini AI.

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Bonzi Buddy

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Mad Max Fury Road - “Oh what a lovely day” gif

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Why would I need a bot to help me write a paragraph's worth of text?

LinkedIn suggesting using AI to write a post.

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Comic juxtaposing Ghandi in real life vs Ghandi in the Civilization game series.

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Fuuuuuuuuuu

North Carolina state Supreme Court vote count (not final) showing Democrat Allison Riggs leading Republican Jefferson G. Griffin by 24 votes.

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Remember kids, if you’re rich enough everything’s a civil matter.

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Oh go fuck yourself.

Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Karma Dooneese

OK Computer album cover

Dooneese

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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

When they gamify an app you haven’t used in a while and the result feels super passive aggressive:

Phone notification reading: “Longest Reading Streak. Congrats! You’ve read 2 days straight.”