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LCDR America @codemonkee.net · 01/10/2026

Start calling every movie streamed "a Netflix" and watch their lawyers get steamed up

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LCDR America @codemonkee.net · 30/09/2026

[Eric Schmitt] Is it your testimony, then, that you were not, in fact, imbued with the Tesseract after being corrupted by Loki? [Witness]

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Anyone using "SI" will be considered a danger to themselves for Suicidal Ideations

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Fucking fucking fucking fuck.

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You may need to sit down for Picard's suede Liberty jacket

LCDR America @codemonkee.net · 27/09/2026

Not to be confused with the humble tumble weave

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Got a nice Auburn motif for Tubby, too

LCDR America @codemonkee.net · 26/09/2026

Dogs can't consent, so....

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LCDR America @codemonkee.net · 25/09/2026

I'd pay money for a Jose Canseco bat

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LCDR America @codemonkee.net · 25/09/2026

"Eats moon, you say?" -Vulcan

LCDR America @codemonkee.net · 25/09/2026

"Four Lights" is on H&I tonight

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This is some "Genoa" shit

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How about we Nationalize "Big Oil" and eliminate the problem altogether, Chuck?

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If those missiles had been nuclear-tipped, nobody would have attacked Iran in the first place.

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Waaaay ahead of ya, matey. Arrrrrr

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the greedy are the real Sodomites. Zeke 16:49

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What are you doing with that dog?

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Lol wait til he finds out about nuclear engineers and cryptography experts in the Military.

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If wasn't for double standard, they wouldn't have no standards at all

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My parents mutilated my genitals because they thought I'd be to dumb to clean them

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These are the kinds of people ICE should be going after, not the ones who don't fight back

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Nature benefits the species *most adaptable to change,* ie, the opposite of conservative

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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AIDE: "Mr. President, you'll soon be into the teens!" TRUMP: "Been there. Done that."

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Closet? No, I was in the cupboard with the pans

Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

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568) Bibot. Swings into action to correct misconceptions about bisexuality. No, it's not a phase. Yes, you're "still bi" in a monogamous relationship. No, it doesn't exclude gender-non-conforming people. Then swings away again. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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LCDR America @codemonkee.net · 22/09/2026

Seasick Records, Birmingham, AL