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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 19/09/2026

People are really forcing this agenda. It’s honestly a bit weird and random.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 21/08/2026

I have to admit, Savinho only having 14 career goals is a bit of a concern to me. This is not a CV that screams £75m.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 24/05/2026

Where carefully selecting our shirts to channel the exact skills and mentalities needed today 💪

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 12/05/2026

We need to pin this picture to the changing room wall. This is what’s at stake. This man’s face. Imagine it all happy and smug if West Ham stay up. If that doesn’t motivate them I don’t know what will.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 10/02/2026

I’ve just had a very difficult conversation with ChatGPT

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 11/01/2026

This is the entire story right here.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 16/09/2025

It kind of sucked to delete 15 years and 5k followers, but it had to be done. That place is beyond lost.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 15/08/2025

1/ My little tribute to Erik Lamela on his retirement. The man who bought me a car. I am not a big gambler, but I do enjoy the occasional in-game impulse bet. And with Erik I noticed something…

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 19/06/2025

Yeah I’m going to watch that.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 15/05/2025

I’m not sure how I feel about this logic. If he hadn’t been offside he still would have got injured. The game has risks, and the implication that this approach to offside increases that risk seems extremely spurious to me.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 12/05/2025

Sort of going round in circles now, but they give this person their own podcast, so no, I wouldn’t say it’s out of character.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 11/05/2025

I’m probably extra emotional about the result today because of the memorial at half time, which included my dad. I wanted today to be a joyful celebration in the sun. Sadly it wasn’t to be. Still, I found the tribute very moving, and good to remind everyone how much this club means to the fans.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 10/04/2025

This image has made me feel more old than anything else ever has.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 31/03/2025

These two images do actually relate to each other.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 26/09/2024

Joint second bottom in the odds of every team in the tournament. That ok for you?

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 18/09/2024

Can The Athletic please stop putting Harry Kane news under the Tottenham section?

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 24/08/2024

Today is bittersweet for me. It’s my youngest’s first game and he’s bursting with excitement. It’s also the first home game of the season since my dad passed and his absence will be strongly felt. Spurs was a big part of our relationship and I hope I can give that to my kids as well 🤍

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 21/07/2024

That time PEH figuratively and literally put Arteta back in his box. t.co/4J8tQdiMYS

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 14/07/2024

I don’t think surprise has turned to disappointment quicker than when I heard there was a new Ford Capri and then found a picture 🤢

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 12/05/2024

Something for all the Twitter experts on female goalkeeping.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 08/05/2024

Today should be known as Moura day. For everyone. It should be an established global holiday. It’s that fundamental.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 24/04/2024

Anyone else having an issue with @TheAthletic sending them exactly the same email every single day?

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 03/03/2024

Me yesterday (luv ya though Timo).

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 24/01/2024

Current Oliver Skipp or Prime Dennis Bergkamp?

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 10/12/2023

If you hate what Joey Barton is obviously trying to do (make a career from stirring up hate and pandering to bellends) then this is the way to address it. If you’re quoting him to boost your own engagement then you’re part of the problem.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 26/11/2023

I must have looked at this picture a thousand times before I realised Terry Venables was in it.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 07/10/2023

Nothing like winning the early game then watching your rivals implode.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 07/10/2023

Clever way to make Luton come and attack a bit more in the second half. 4D chess from Ange.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 01/10/2023

Ok be honest now, what was your reaction when he brought on Skipp and PEH?

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 25/09/2023

By the way this is how the table looked at this stage last season when Chelsea sacked Tuchel. They had twice as many points as they do now…

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 20/08/2023

All going according to plan with our inside man at Chelsea.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 05/08/2023

And that’s the real deadline!

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 22/06/2023

I remember when United were trying to sign Ronaldinho but couldn’t get it over the line so instead went for the ‘cheap option’.

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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 20/06/2023

I’ve been working in brand design for 15+ years and I can tell you that the first two questions asked of any logo are ‘does it look like genitalia’ and ‘does it look like a swastika’. I can absolutely guarantee that that its possible resemblance has been discussed and ignored.

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