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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
when these epstein files are released they will be edited heavily. trust the victims. the files are diversion. donald trump is a pedophile.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
new t-shirt idea. on the front — trump fucks on the back — little girls, the economy, his daddy’s money up
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/11/2025
busted: meditations of marcus aurelius new hotness: cato the elder's cabbage-based binge drinking methods
Marcus Cato
on Agriculture
: 156 : Of the medicinal value of the cabbage: It is the cabbage which surpasses all other vegetables. It may be eaten either cooked or raw; if you eat it raw, dip it into vinegar. It promotes digestion marvellously and is an excellent laxative, and the urine is wholesome for everything. '* If you wish to drink deep at a banquet and to enjoy your dinner, eat as much raw
cabbage as vou wish, seasoned with vinegar. before dinner, and likewise after dinner eat some half a dozen leaves: it will make you feel as if you had not dined, and you can drink as much as you please."
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
the real reason they won’t release the epstein list — barkeepers friend is on the list. i think we can all agree barkeepers friend must be defended at all costs.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
mark my words, trumps final defense to the epstein accusations is that he’s dick-less.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
dems are releasing epstein files to cover up their fuck up.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
so we get to see the epstein files now, right???
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Oh, so they’re not a bunch of spineless, pro-oligarchy, fuck ups. They’re playing 3d chess.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
when voting, i used to vote for the democrat with the least white name. i will now be voting for the youngest democrat. not a perfect system, but these old timers gotta go. bye bye grandpa.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
i’ve never seen a raw ham. coincidence?
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
11/9 never forget. fuck you @schumer.senate.gov
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
at work, we fetishize the amazon one pager. however, at my company the difference is no one reads the fucking one pager. the success of the one pager depends on you pitching the idea in enough important one-on-one conversations for them to know about the existence and ideas of the one pager.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
they got the “boring” part right. musk is a fucking snooze fest
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
can’t these planes just not hit each other without “big brother” telling them what to do? i can drive perfectly fine and not crash into other cars without the government getting all involved.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
i’ll be bringing a footlong to the next protest. hope you’ll join in.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
oh my god they actually did it lmao
Fox News chyron: by winning, democrats are actually losing
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KNinja @khrisnin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/10/2025
Anyway if I was gonna make a Frankenstein I think I’d try to make him like a normal size instead of 8 feet tall and then first thing when he woke up I’d give him an ice-cold pouch of Capri-Sun Pacific Cooler and then I think everything would probably be fine
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
what are the chances that this ballroom is actually built before trump leaves office?
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
what’s the polite way to excuse yourself from a zoom to take an emergency shit?
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
do people like it when others comment on their posts? i wouldn’t know, no one ever comments on mine.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
hate it when that happens
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
so far, AI generated diarrhea planes are good for the stock market
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
alright, aliens. now is the time to come unite the world against you.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
yeah, but is diarrhea donald gonna make stocks go up?
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
is there a form i have to fill out to get my no kings check from soros? need to buy some plan b.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
this planet oat oat milk suckkksss. oatly full-fat is where it’s at.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
my toothless, gumby cat caught a mouse last night. never been prouder of him.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
how long did it take you to realize you were the not-funny friend? took me 40 years.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
if we survive this, this shit isn’t good for anyone.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
the GOP is betting on their constituency being dumb as a box of rocks. are they right?
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
when i turned 18, i bought a lottery ticket. this new generation is gonna turn 18 and then fuck a robot. the future is bleak.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
just got my first check from antifa. was not expecting to see so many taxes taken out.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
AI is never gonna be able to summarize slack because it can’t learn the nuance of people saying incorrect shit all the time and being super shitty communicators. That takes real intelligence.
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staatenlos.bsky.social @staatenlos.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
#nokings
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
they did this man dirty. bravo.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
when these epstein files are released they will be edited heavily. trust the victims. the files are diversion. donald trump is a pedophile.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
lawyers of reddit. if we start a company called “antifa”, can we sue the current administration of slander?
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
i wish gavin newsom was hot.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
my wife and my dad stomp around the house the exact same. guess i do have daddy issues.
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
don’t matter which side you’re on, there’s one too many letters to the alphabet. either “X” or “Z” gotta go. there’s a reason they’re at the end, useless. (shit this shoulda been all caps… fuck!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
repost this if you’d prefer to get both socks wet instead of just one.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
IF IT AINT MY COMPUTER IT SHOULDNT HAVE A COMPUTER IN IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON "DESTROY ALL SMART DEVICES" - "I NEED TO USE YOU'RE WIFI NO REASON - PLEASE UPDATE THE SYSTEM SOFTWARE TO CONTINUE MOWING YOUR FUCKIN LAWN , FRIDGE WILL OPEN IN 30 SECOND'S SKIP ADD FOR 0.99 OR SKIP 10 AD'S FOR 7.99 BEST DEAL "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT " LIGHT BULB WILL TURN OFF AFTER 30 MINTUES WATCH THIS BEEF ADVERTISEMENT TO KEEP LIGHT BULB ON FOR UP TO 4 HOURS , TIRES OF WAITING 15 SECOND'S FOR TOILET FLUSH? SAY MCDONALDS FOR 1 FREE INSTANT FLUSH, I NEED TO CONTACT MY MANUFACTURER NO REASON, DO YOU AGREE TO TERMS OF SERCICE FOR CAR? NO REASON DONT WORRY ABOUT IT . NO  REASON " - ------
ANY COMPUTER IN A DEVICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPUTER WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! THE COMPUTERS SERVE THE INVESTORS THEY DO NOT SERVE YOU!!! ANY APPLIANCE WHICH HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FOR NO REASON WILL BE USED TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS OR SHOW YOU ADS - ANY APPLIANCE WHICH NEEDS TO CONNECT TO WIFI WILL COLLECT INFORMATION AND RECORD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND SEND IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTRER - THIS CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHT'S AND MUST BE DENIED ENTRY TO YOUR HOUSE AT ALL TIMES!!! NO DEVICE MAY CONNECT TO MY WI FI UNLESS IT IS MY HOLY COMPUTER OR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLEDGE TO DENY THE INVESTOR'S MY DATA AND MY ATTENTION AND ACCESS TO MY LIVING ROOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
SO WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A REPEAR IN CYBER SPACE UNDER A SETTING SUN, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - AND IM RIGHT, FOR AS MUCH AS WE WANT HEALTH CARE AND AS MUCH AS IT COSTS AND AS MUCH AS WE HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO PUT THREE SUGGESTIONS INTO THE HEALTH INSURANCE SUGGESTION BOX ON WEST 54TH STREET YOU CAN STILL GO TO THE DAMB DOCTORS OFFICE AND AFTER THEY TELL YOU YOUR FAT, THEY REFUSE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR BODY OR YOUR PROBLEM'S, DOCTERS ARE LIKE LANDLORD'S, START COMPLAINING ABOUT THEM AND SOMEONE WILL PIPE UP TO SAY THEY HAD 1 GOOD DOCTOR ONCE, THANK'S FOR DA STORY BUT MEDICAL CARE SHOULDENT HAVE THE SAME ODD'S AS POWERBALL  - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN RIDEN A HORSE AND THERE PISSED AT [object Object] AND THERE SAYIN : 

CODE SHOULD NOT HAVE OBJECTS. IF YOU WANT DESIGN PATTERN'S GO TO PINTEREST AND WHEN YOUR DONE I NEED HELP WITH MY JAVA SCRIPT

AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
pretty fucking self explanatory.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
"I've been buying out of Canada & getting prescription thru UK & India. Same drugs, except Cost Plus is rock bottom lower!!! Saved over $10,000 dollars for six months prescription Wow! again @costplusdrugs proving again, we are cheaper than other countries. Right here in the USA
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Harry Cooper @cocainebiceps420.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
i refuse to work for a company where the CEO is attractive. it’s an obvious indicator that they aren’t a meritocracy.
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