Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Please spare a thought for the bell-fearing community 000
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if we achieve the impossible, we still won't win. There's everything to play for!" 060
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"if we achieve the impossible, we still won't win! There's everything to play for!" 0160
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I genuinely threw my last smart watch off a bridge in a rage after it kept "forgetting" that I had disabled every notification. 020
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let's not forget that talking about walking is ableist. 11020
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I ordered 48 loo rolls off Amazon. "Delivered" w/ a picture of them leant against a desk. I complained and they sent another, which was "delivered" next to the first one. This kept happening until a flustered man who lived 800yds away turned up at my door with 192 toilet rolls. We went halves on em😎 0113
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026against all odds, AI has created something even less appealing to me than watching a normal episode of Doctor Who 010
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Finally, someone has invented something less appealing to me than a normal episode of Doctor Who 0240
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Last week I cooked one of these using a small oven plugged into my ionic 5n. I think this is the future? 000
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The aldi knockoff ones are ( I am ashamed to say this) arguably slightly nicer 000
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Most of my university cooking were the boil in the bag spag bols, with added cheddar cheese and brown sauce. Sadly they stopped making boil in the bag stuff. 020
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It was an enjoyable enough thing, but the moment I finished watching it I forgot about it entirely until I saw it on this list 120
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026At this point I have basically given up on trains as a mode of transport. I'm too old to be playing the "am I going to be left stranded halfway across the country at 11pm" game. 000
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He took one bite and recoiled in such shock at this Chinese gravy that he yelped and threw out his arms, pouring it all over the backs of a family on an adjacent table. 0411
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Large family meal to a genuinely fancy Chinese restaurant. They kindly made my "very Yorkshire uncle" steak and chips. He asked for gravy... As he was about to pour it all over the plate when I told him to "dip a chip" first to see if he liked it. 1141
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026People go all their life without a better opportunity to make a load of really loud fart noises. 001
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Save the fucking up for when you're getting paid by the hour buddy 💆 002
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026hitting a woman with you walking stick is the most "Reform conference" assault. What a load of pathetic brainrotted scrotes. 1361
Reposted by Dave Cobblerswint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy..... 100133623058
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's sad what happened to suoerman after he worked out he could do that. 120
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026IMO, more of their income is made by them providing poor service (making canceling an absolute nightmare) than by providing a service people actually want. The hoops I have jumped through to rid my life of these parasites! 140
Reposted by Dave CobblersJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026MISSED CONNECTION: You were waving at me out of a train window as it entered a tunnel. I have your arm. 434879
Reposted by Dave CobblersJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Remember, if you're worrying about getting your GCSE results today, then don't stress: the fact you're on Bluesky strobgly suggests that you're actually 45 and having some kind of a psychic breakdown! 1950331
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My favourite blocks are on Facebook. Occasionally I am forced to sell something marketplace, and whenever I get an enquiry I check out their profile before really even reading the message, and I block people for almost nothing. It has worked well for me. 000
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Everything that has happened in the past 15-20 years has been a mistake 090
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When I occasionally visit cities I'm reminded that if I hadn't moved to the the country five years ago, I would absolutely have had some sort of breakdown / falling down moment. 010
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It's bizarre - I'm not yet deeply frustrated by anything he's done. Plenty of time yet, though 120
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I hope the people desperately trying to pointlessly shoehorn AI into everything suffer at least half of the self doubt and anxiety as I do (someone who does a job that actually provides value and makes people happy) 0121
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If the gravy is good enough and you soak them long enough they're better than nothing, I suppose. 000
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I have an ADHD coach who sends me a questionnaire with similar stuff on it before every session. Seemed great the first time, but 6 months in this 3 minute questionnaire is the hardest most painful task every week. Last week I just couldn't face it, so I pretended I had a migraine and went blind. 010
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I have a Crafter but it identifies as a MAN for cheaper parts at their dealer 010
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Nope, they'll say "it's a form of control" and dig their heels in further 100
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026What a depressing joke our national broadcaster is becoming. She's the absolute best illustration of the worst of the rot. Deeply unserious 010
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026got an angry man with a long list of criminal convictions to paint a george cross on her? 081
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Last time I stayed in a premier inn the same thing happened. Air con stopped at about 12:30AM, thankfully I could get the window to open quite wide (once I unscrewed the limit strap). I decided to move to the pull-out bed next to the window, but when I pulled it out, it was full of beef crisps. 130
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026websites might as well not even fucking bother asking for a password nowadays. They should just be realistic and ask for your email address and email you with a link to login. Why bother going through the operatics of "resetting it" knowing full well that it's immediately lost to time. 010
Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The popular brands of *everything* aren't popular because the product is superior, or even good. 030