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Dave Cobblers

@cobbblers.bsky.social
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Old shit cars. new electric cars. walking up hills with a tent on my back. going down caves and other grotty holes in the ground

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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please spare a thought for the bell-fearing community
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if we achieve the impossible, we still won't win. There's everything to play for!"
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"if we achieve the impossible, we still won't win! There's everything to play for!"
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that's one of the reasons I love her so much
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I genuinely threw my last smart watch off a bridge in a rage after it kept "forgetting" that I had disabled every notification.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate these hollow people so fucking much
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let's not forget that talking about walking is ableist.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I ordered 48 loo rolls off Amazon. "Delivered" w/ a picture of them leant against a desk. I complained and they sent another, which was "delivered" next to the first one. This kept happening until a flustered man who lived 800yds away turned up at my door with 192 toilet rolls. We went halves on em😎
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
against all odds, AI has created something even less appealing to me than watching a normal episode of Doctor Who
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally, someone has invented something less appealing to me than a normal episode of Doctor Who
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last week I cooked one of these using a small oven plugged into my ionic 5n. I think this is the future?
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The aldi knockoff ones are ( I am ashamed to say this) arguably slightly nicer
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't be sentient, wrong wiper arms
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not without significant training
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Most of my university cooking were the boil in the bag spag bols, with added cheddar cheese and brown sauce. Sadly they stopped making boil in the bag stuff.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Heard it? I was in the music video!
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was an enjoyable enough thing, but the moment I finished watching it I forgot about it entirely until I saw it on this list
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At this point I have basically given up on trains as a mode of transport. I'm too old to be playing the "am I going to be left stranded halfway across the country at 11pm" game.
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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A cartoon of a northern spotted owl in flight, clutching a bearded lumberjack by his red suspenders in its talons. Hahaha, this is supposed to be a funny commentary on the spotted owl controversy of the 1990s, when the Pacific Northwest logging industry fought against listing the northern spotted owl as an endangered species. I try explaining to my grandson how, even after the courts—with a detour to explain the idea of courts and lawsuits—reaffirmed the owl’s endangered species status, populations continued to decline. By the time of the Obsidian Eclipse, Strix occidentalis caurina was all but extinct. Not sure we’ll ever make it as far as the Pacific Northwest, but I wonder, maybe some remnant of the owl population survived? God knows the lumberjacks didn’t.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He took one bite and recoiled in such shock at this Chinese gravy that he yelped and threw out his arms, pouring it all over the backs of a family on an adjacent table.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Large family meal to a genuinely fancy Chinese restaurant. They kindly made my "very Yorkshire uncle" steak and chips. He asked for gravy... As he was about to pour it all over the plate when I told him to "dip a chip" first to see if he liked it.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People go all their life without a better opportunity to make a load of really loud fart noises.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Save the fucking up for when you're getting paid by the hour buddy 💆
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hitting a woman with you walking stick is the most "Reform conference" assault. What a load of pathetic brainrotted scrotes.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Beer?
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's sad what happened to suoerman after he worked out he could do that.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
IMO, more of their income is made by them providing poor service (making canceling an absolute nightmare) than by providing a service people actually want. The hoops I have jumped through to rid my life of these parasites!
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What about *very* hairy babies?
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
MISSED CONNECTION: You were waving at me out of a train window as it entered a tunnel. I have your arm.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember, if you're worrying about getting your GCSE results today, then don't stress: the fact you're on Bluesky strobgly suggests that you're actually 45 and having some kind of a psychic breakdown!
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My favourite blocks are on Facebook. Occasionally I am forced to sell something marketplace, and whenever I get an enquiry I check out their profile before really even reading the message, and I block people for almost nothing. It has worked well for me.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Everything that has happened in the past 15-20 years has been a mistake
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Real men have always been able to eat it
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Brilliant name for a goldfish!
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When I occasionally visit cities I'm reminded that if I hadn't moved to the the country five years ago, I would absolutely have had some sort of breakdown / falling down moment.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's bizarre - I'm not yet deeply frustrated by anything he's done. Plenty of time yet, though
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I hope the people desperately trying to pointlessly shoehorn AI into everything suffer at least half of the self doubt and anxiety as I do (someone who does a job that actually provides value and makes people happy)
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If the gravy is good enough and you soak them long enough they're better than nothing, I suppose.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have an ADHD coach who sends me a questionnaire with similar stuff on it before every session. Seemed great the first time, but 6 months in this 3 minute questionnaire is the hardest most painful task every week. Last week I just couldn't face it, so I pretended I had a migraine and went blind.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have a Crafter but it identifies as a MAN for cheaper parts at their dealer
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nope, they'll say "it's a form of control" and dig their heels in further
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What a depressing joke our national broadcaster is becoming. She's the absolute best illustration of the worst of the rot. Deeply unserious
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Greatest country in the world
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
These people are freaks.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
got an angry man with a long list of criminal convictions to paint a george cross on her?
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
He's famous for being fond of beef crisps
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Last time I stayed in a premier inn the same thing happened. Air con stopped at about 12:30AM, thankfully I could get the window to open quite wide (once I unscrewed the limit strap). I decided to move to the pull-out bed next to the window, but when I pulled it out, it was full of beef crisps.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
websites might as well not even fucking bother asking for a password nowadays. They should just be realistic and ask for your email address and email you with a link to login. Why bother going through the operatics of "resetting it" knowing full well that it's immediately lost to time.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The popular brands of *everything* aren't popular because the product is superior, or even good.
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