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Definitely Not Shane

@cno.bsky.social
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@brianlfrye.bsky.social blink twice if you need representation in this matter.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The ‘hat is indiscriminatmaxxing his socialmogging!
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The plain text of the law is a “safe harbor” and not a “safe light-industrial office park”. If Congress intended the protection to apply in non-marine environments it would have done so. #textualism
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Tired: Bird Law Wired: Tree Law
The bookstore listing for a legal casebook covering tree law in the USA.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
^ should be the top comment. “Drone hits empty building in abandoned Iraqi base” is much less interesting.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
“5th circuit shadow people” is now cannon.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
People over 50 will also recognize this as a “Clear and Present Danger”.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
We are apparently doing a Sicario, from the movie Sicario, which warned us about the dangers of doing a Sicario. www.reuters.com/world/americ...
reuters.com
Exclusive: New US military-led group aided Mexico's hunt for 'El Mencho' cartel boss
A new U.S.-military-led task force specializing in intelligence collection on drug cartels played a role in the Mexican military raid on Sunday that killed the Mexican drug lord known as 'El Mencho,' ...
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I've been receiving scam "Google Security" phone calls for a while but they were always from people. Today I got one from an AI voice chat bot. AI is truly taking over all of the entry-level service jobs. :-)
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Wow, blast from the past. If anyone needs me I’ll be in the basement with some glow sticks.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Why do courts require pleadings to be signed?
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I listened to an interview from The Modern Warfare Institute with a J1 in the Rangers - basically the toughest, baddest Human Resources person in the Army. It got me thinking, what other mundane-sounding positions exist in elite military units? Seems like a @lethalityjane.bsky.social question.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Blowback is (classically) when your own side believes the disinformation that you secretly planted to disrupt the other side. More generally, it’s the unforeseen negative consequences of covert actions. None of this is blowback.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Paging @riana.bsky.social. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...
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Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Dang it. I should have expected this. What was just there… a book?
An empty table.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Received my copy of @qntm.org’s “There is no Antimemetics Division”.
A hardback copy of the book “There is no Antimemetics Division” sitting on a table.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I'd like to thank this site for informing me that PowerWash Simulator 2 exists.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
There is a sequel?!?!?!
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
That’s a popular opinion among people who have not worked in banking or financial compliance or law enforcement - and it’s not true. The people I used to deal with at FBI vastly preferred crypto investigations because of how easy it was (in most cases) to track the $$$ relative to offshore banking.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
You can’t, generally speaking, prove negative claims about bribes or anything else. You can’t prove that you are not the hidden beneficial owner of a bank account somewhere in the world. You can’t prove you don’t have the key to a safe deposit box full of gold bars. Etc etc etc.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This is the kind of filing that lawyers love and everyone else hates - an appellate court staying a stay from one if its own panels, which stopped one (and maybe two but probably not) TROs which themselves prevented government action.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
There are several interesting things in this paragraph.
Later in the week, I verified that the text exchange had genuinely been with Halligan—or, at least, with Halligan’s phone. I obtained her cell phone number from an independent source and added the number as a contact on my phone. Signal immediately associated the phone number with the “Lindsey Halligan” account with which I had been texting.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
You confidently wrote something legally impossible (voter recall of a NY elected official) would happen. Now you're asserting the Governor will do something you didn't even know existed before I mentioned it.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
And before people start commenting - the governor’s removal provision exists but has not been used in either a very long time or ever, so that’s highly unlikely as well.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
New York state law does not have a provision for recalling elected officials. So, no that’s not going to happen.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Another instance where I think "well, we can't expect a random person to remember 1973", and then click through to find the author is a Harvard professor of government studies.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Part of the Forbes-to-Prison pipeline: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/b...
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Charlie Javice Sentenced to 85 Months in Prison for Fraud
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Which part, the CFAA claim?
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It also really united Americans in the 1950s, the 1860s, and (if you will grant me a bit of liberty with the historical record) every damn time it was used other than WW2. There‘s also the famously successful A-TEAM program for an example of non-military govt service. Look it up.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
We all, of course, fondly recall how compulsory service united the country from 1969-73.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It’s the sort of thing that Dave Winer or Douglas Copeland would have written in 1994.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Mike Tyson punching Mr. Beast is the healing moment this country needed.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
An interesting newspaper correction:
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
He will be missed.
A photo of Maru the cat, wearing a cardboard box as though it was a cape.  I’ll miss you, Maru.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It will be fine.* * Offer not available in all states.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I was briefly looking forward to your scholarship on the law of schoolyard fistfights and am now disappointed. Who do I sue for compensation?
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Interviewer asks where I see myself in 5 years. Answer is a person covered in a pile of sleeping cats.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Or you end up with the current NorCal situation where there’s an abundance of energy but we shut off large portions of the grid on windy days because a lot of the power flows over 75-100 year old above-ground lines that run through forests.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Distribution, not storage, is the issue and it’s a political, not engineering, problem. Deregulation discouraged transmission investment and current solar installs increase that strain. RN we can continue to increase solar at the expense of a Paradise-scale fire every ~5 years.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Another way to phrase that is “ISO throws away 12% of all solar power because we have not invested in storage and distribution.” It’s a good problem to have but, you know, still an area needing investment.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Being born in the 70s is massively underrated. Bonus points if you stumbled into “symbolic systems” or “neural networking” in the early 90s.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Without discounting the possibility of a generic corporate screwup, it’s probably very hard to navigate EU + US political pressure these days.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Oh, my apologies goose, that makes sense. Honk!
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Speaking from experience - I would absolutely not blame the third-party contract moderators. The contracting company (1) writes the rule book and (2) decides how much time moderators get to spend making decisions.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Sure, I’ve described the Tommy’s parking lot on Rampart as “a war zone” but that was a *metaphor*.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
“MacArthur park represents an area of historic lawlessness” - lol I used to go there in the 90s as a teenager. Heaven help these people if they have to go south of Pico.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I was wrong - the bill front loads a lot of the spending in the first 4 years so it’s probably more accurate to say the spending will be ~$25B for 4 years and $12B for 6 years. Anyway, it’s bad no matter how you divide the $$$.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
It’s bad, and separately, Andy confused annual and 10 year cumulative budgets. The current annual ICE budget is ~$8B, under the proposal it would be about $17.5B. ($175B is the 10 year number.)
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The local Fox affiliate knows the shooter’s identity and spoke to him but is not disclosing his name “as he has not been arrested or charged”.
Screencap from SLC Fox News affiliate stating they know the identity of the shooter but will not disclose it “as he has not been arrested or charged at the time”.
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Definitely Not Shane @cno.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
(I want to note that it is a bit unclear if one or both of the volunteers shot at Gamboa, and if the same person who shot Ah Loo also shot Gamboa.)
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