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Chris - drummer

@cmsdrums.bsky.social
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Comedy: (Rik & Ade, Coogan, Fast Show, Vic n Bob etc…) Music: (Varied, but esp. Classic/heavier & funkier rock - Queen, Dan Reed Network, Thunder, GnR, Extreme etc…) My 80s band is at www.facebook.com/totalrecalluk Views my own & not of my employer

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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 10h
If it helps, I’ve been deeply frustrated and sad for 50 years about not having any drawing skills whatsoever, and would love to have your talents. 🙂
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“There really must only be a single individual left who can live forever by cutting off other people’s heads”.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‘Peter Serafinowicz stars as ex-England cricket captain Alistair Cook, in this summer’s newest smash comedy farce, “Whoops, There Goes The Ashes”. ‘
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‘But those miss you nights…are the onerist’
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Lethal injections”….or “injections” as they are now known. BBC Breaking News using “surviving” and “lethal” together here without much thought!
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Surprised to see that the BBC are still actively using Robin Ince on adverts for The Infinite Monkey Cage after he stopped presenting it. Not saying they shouldn’t, but just surprised.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was present for this at the Roundhouse in Camden on Monday night….why on earth didn’t anyone tell me I was supposed to be alone in my mum’s spare room barking orders into my laptop instead?
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw him on two tours at Hammersmith - had to put sunglasses on halfway through because the combination of my eyes streaming with joyous tears were stinging against the lights on his white t shirt!!
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Though perhaps don’t sit him in front of RTD’s last two series’ as an example and justification of multi million pound Disney sponsored storytelling! 🫣
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As long as you don’t come cum in peas.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw the legendary Roger Taylor live in London last night….and his mate turned up with his guitar for a little play…superb!! 👌👏
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw Five Star live at the Winter Gardens in Margate…(mid 80s?) !
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/zd11cRuljMk?...
youtu.be
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery Opening
YouTube video by TheAmazingZdog
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mrs Big
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seems like a nice diverse event…
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Thomas the Wank Engine
A museum display containing a coal powered steam engine used to operate a dildo
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thankfully not! Half of one of these little fellas, left over from a couple of nights before! 🙂
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did exactly that for ‘me pud’ earlier this week! (Carton though, not tin!) 😊
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You Are Not Alone
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not too boggling though, based on mid 90s UK hard rock band Skin covering her ‘Express Yourself’ quite admirably to match their sound in my view! youtu.be/duFCG-uhcFQ?...
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Skin Express Yourself
YouTube video by Arterial Jam
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who’s ya favourite Courtney? Pine Love Cox Nicholas
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Which one is your money on? Tom? Colin? Jodie?….
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One in three hasn’t…..but the other two are knocking out several a day like the absolute champs they are.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you see this post, repost with your hug #ChainHug
Lynda Bellingham being squeezed into oblivion in Blake’s 7: ‘Headhunter’.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“More tea vicar?” “No thank you…but I’ll have another slice of that fucking cake”
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BlueSky/ Twitter
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More a secrete centre
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If he’s unrecognisable then they could’ve used any actor really.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No mention whether the firm in Gravesend can be/has been pulled up for also printing the counterfeit covers? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP to the always brilliant Stephanie Cole. Important question arising from the BBC news article is: “Was she pre or post Hartnell?”
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is the full packaging for the upcoming Mr Benn dvd release. All the cartoons have been restored & look Fabulous. There are loads of extras, including a cd of Mr Benn - The Music. We hope you love it!! Please pass the word...
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DVD only? The package text looks like it says UHD 4K Blu Ray?
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There’s rarely much a nicer thing than chilli on a spud, I’d even argue that in court - “I tell the truth, M’Lud”. But cheese on top will escalate to absolute delight And would I eat one every day? You know, I think I might!
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If the work is still there and not substantively reduced or changed (more than 50%) & they intend to have it carried out by someone else, then challenge….it is the role that needs to be redundant, not the employee, & it sounds as if the role is still required & still exists?
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is that like the ‘guests may wish to note that the hotel is on a slight incline’ travel agent speak?
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Adam & The Anthrax
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More ‘AI - show me your idea of a ‘quirky but traditional Doctor’ for me 😬
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Mortals - feast your eyes on, and behold the majesty of, my army of play things” - love from Bonnie.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think Barker was also peeved because the (brilliant) song was penned by the same chap (Peter Brewis?) who also wrote for the Ronnies, so it was totally authentic!
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was asleep: my wife ran in and shouted “Diana’s been killed in a car crash”….I have a sister called Diana, so you can imagine my gutteral, just woken with a start response, to that 😳
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