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Chris - drummer

@cmsdrums.bsky.social
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Comedy: (Rik & Ade, Coogan, Fast Show, Vic n Bob etc…) Music: (Varied, but esp. Classic/heavier & funkier rock - Queen, Dan Reed Network, Thunder, GnR, Extreme etc…) My 80s band is at www.facebook.com/totalrecalluk Views my own & not of my employer

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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 5h
Surprised to see that the BBC are still actively using Robin Ince on adverts for The Infinite Monkey Cage after he stopped presenting it. Not saying they shouldn’t, but just surprised.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw the legendary Roger Taylor live in London last night….and his mate turned up with his guitar for a little play…superb!! 👌👏
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Thomas the Wank Engine
A museum display containing a coal powered steam engine used to operate a dildo
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who’s ya favourite Courtney? Pine Love Cox Nicholas
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Which one is your money on? Tom? Colin? Jodie?….
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you see this post, repost with your hug #ChainHug
Lynda Bellingham being squeezed into oblivion in Blake’s 7: ‘Headhunter’.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP to the always brilliant Stephanie Cole. Important question arising from the BBC news article is: “Was she pre or post Hartnell?”
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Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is the full packaging for the upcoming Mr Benn dvd release. All the cartoons have been restored & look Fabulous. There are loads of extras, including a cd of Mr Benn - The Music. We hope you love it!! Please pass the word...
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Adam & The Anthrax
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Mortals - feast your eyes on, and behold the majesty of, my army of play things” - love from Bonnie.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
‘Is it in?’
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
With hindsight, not sure they needed to overly worry about Phil on that front…
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Strong support cast in Minder - I’ll take that
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just caught this in an episode of The Professionals on ITV4! 😳
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Always embarrassing when you drop something on the keyboard just as you’re typing the end of a sentence.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘gl-asses’
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Take that, Elvis
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Heard someone mistakenly refer to ‘mocktails’ as ‘cockfails’, and that’s now going to be my go-to non-alcoholic order going forward.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Spending most of my lunch break telling wasps to “fuck off”
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Currently finding almost everything a chore, and everyone a bore right now
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well one good thing is that Simon Day is a shoe-in to play him in the biopic…
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They should only use the Government Alert when something important has happened like when they cast a new Doctor Who
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi. I’m an asthma attack on an 8 year old boy. I did my best to finish him off at 2am, but his sister in the bunk bed above heard his wheezing stop & he turned blue, & as it was when a family GP would rush out when called, a pesky emergency intravenous injection brought him back from the brink.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Birds in the back garden already prepping for the #eclipse I think!!
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bit harsh with that banner I reckon…
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
‘Fuck off you prick’
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 26/07/2026
Just sat here waiting for architecture lovers, music fans and mid-century design enthusiasts to find me... www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Gail pouring a cup of tea
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Amoxillin Dominatrix Knackered Loony Tunes Pino Grigio VHS
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Roses are red Patios have awning….
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
‘Marmalade Dropper’: noun; euphemism: “Ouch, I’ve just caught my ‘marmalade dropper’ in my zip”
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Moby Dickhead
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Seedless Grapes of Wrath
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No comment needed….
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Kenneth Williams & Hattie Jacques: Ooh Matron!
ALT: Kenneth Williams & Hattie Jacques: Ooh Matron!
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What’s your sign?
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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‘Posh George’, Two Passports, and a Fraudulent Identity: Convicted Fraudster and Nigel Farage Funder's Connections to Reform UK’s Murky Financial Structures
Why did Reform UK change from being a privately-owned company to a non-profit company limited by guarantee in 2025? Nafeez Ahmed investigates a fraudulent identity used by George Cottrell – and how hi...
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I feel that ‘Summer of Squirts’ really isn’t going to live up to expectations here, based on its name.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
NetworkOnAir
@networkonair.bsky.social
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It’s a well known that that approx 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the rest is errant buddleia and brambles.
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nice bush on this ‘Only Ferns’ account (I’ll ‘get me coat’…..)
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
‘Suicide or Murder?’ Well BBC - as the programme is called ‘Murder 24/7’ I’m going to take a punt on the answer…..
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Presumably MPs that are Ministers do not have the same employment rights as ‘regular’ employees, and can just be sacked from their job at a moment’s notice at the whim of a new boss? Do they get payoffs etc to compensate?
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
After last night’s ‘antics’, the comparison of losing such a decent, honest, endearing footballer and man as Kevin Keegan is all the more stark. RIP
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Get in the bin you filthy, classless bastards. Viva Espana!!!
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Chris - drummer @cmsdrums.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Everything is so ‘on the nose’ these days isn’t it? ….it used to be called ‘Love Lane’ when I was younger.
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