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C.M. Rocker

@cmrocker.bsky.social
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Indie Author, Eternal GM & Aspiring VtM Storyteller's Vault Creator 🏴🏳️‍🌈

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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It blows my mind when people’s defence of using gen AI is, ‘Well, if I need a picture, what do you suggest I do? I don’t have time to learn to draw!’ The same thing you did four years ago, you microwaved fruit loop.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Commissioning the art for this sourcebook is so fun - it's like having a little gnome do little incomprehensible magic for you. Like yes, I would love for your little hands to turn this white paper into a majestic mural. #art #vtm
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Jason Carl @vampiresnvino.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If we ever needed Four Seasons Total Landscaping, that time is now (📸 Reuters)
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Pick a spirit guide for 2026.
A man speaking to a cat: look how carefree she looks. You have no schedule.
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World of Darkness @worldofdarkness.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We have our second winner of the "Secret never Die" Community Writing Contest, congratulations Erik Jeppson for your entry "Banjolasse"! You can read the entry in full on the World of Darkness website: bit.ly/4xlOCCs
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Thunder @thunderafterdark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
whenever i see people gloat about how they "don't use references" for art i just think about this bit from sam and max
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"We don't eat that much Chipotle" - me, a liar, pushing the third chipotle bag into the trash
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It can come with a subscription that does nothing but deactivate the AI generated gaslighting lines the doll plays everY 15 minutes.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Was listening to part 3 of the orgasm cult episodes on Behind the Bastards by @coolzonemedia.bsky.social on the way to work. I turned my car off just as I heard Sophie ask Jamie "Is Barbie naked in the background?" Someone tell Mattell that I have a crazy new idea for 'Sillicon Sex Cult Barbie'
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Merlin G.G 🌻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ VisDev Artist @everydaymerlin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
adhd is crazy cause you can rot for an entire week and finally on day 7 your third eye opens and all the tasks you were procrastinating on get done in 3 hours
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Quote from the Trench Crusade battle I just completed. "My Lion of Jabir, gets ready to pounce. He wiggles his bare ass like a cat."
The lion before wiggling his bare ass.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Going through a campaign of #trenchcrusade as opposed to one-offs. It actually elevates the fun in a way I hadn't expected! Except the part where I biffed all my campaign phase rolls and my opponent didn't. My #warband was chosen by God, and I'm his special princess. Why did he forsake me?!
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Never don't make an insufferable bard!
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
just dipping the beans on #caturday
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Good news, the beast has lived through de-sharpening
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The beast must go to the bad place to be de-sharpened - for he does not let me touch peets.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Must you be so annoying? Go away.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Apparently the correct answer to a coworker's question of "what are you doing this Memorial Day weekend" is not "watch WW1 documentaries and not be at work"
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The outcomes of the character stories felt right (mostly) but man did the path getting there feel unpaved.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Say what you will about the merits of the earlier episodes, I think it was fine for what it was up until the end. I think that even one more episode's worth of happenings could have made this season land with its feet under it.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#theboys finale had the whispers of an ending that'd have been satisfying. I could see it lurking there. It was between the misused seconds of the season. Seconds that obviously counted during this speedrun the writers were on. Unfortunately, those pieces felt quickly hot glued together.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Slightly Diminish a Book: Celsius 232.7
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Yeah it's about the same for me, tbh. There is just something about Warhammer that, while I can understand the rules, seems complicated for the sake of being complicated. The alternating turns just feel better to me as well.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The glow up of the little men continues. #art #wargaming #minatures
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Those freaks at Chick-fil-A put their sauce in a bag of chips. They spit in the eyes of their god with their decadent ways - but I can't stop eating them
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Yesss same - there is something much more satisfying with the way the alternation happens with skirmish style games. Battletech is another one I really enjoyed
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
To be fair, one person needs a family size bag to make up for the 75% chocolate scented air inside.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
To be fair, one person needs a family size bag to make up for the 75% chocolate scented air inside.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm also Bi, so I'm already starting my campaign off with a solid lie. God damn I'm good at this politics thing!
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'll count you a +1 to my campaign. My first act will be hideously reckless and horrendously planned. This is my promise to the American people.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
in 2016 I made a comic titled “Mr. Gotcha” that would become most viewed and circulated image I’d create. Now it is the subject of a book by @glennf.com examining its history in online discourse. That One Matt Bors comic is live on Kickstarter—back it here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gle...
My "we should improve society somewhat" comic in a fancy golden frame.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
#wargaming #TrenchCrusade #40k
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Or I could just suck. That could explain it all too lol
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
That and I love the WW1 religious horror aesthetic. It also just feels more balanced in some ways. I feel like when a role botches in 40k it REALLY botches. Trench Crusade is a bit more forgiving with screw ups and botches.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Thanks! I spent way too much time researching painting before I started lol I actually really like the AK interactive paint markers I ended up using
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
So I played Warhammer 10e for the first time recently - part of a larger experiment into wargaming for myself. I tried to like it more than I did, though I didn't hate my Thousand Sons battle. I actually find myself gravitating to Trench Crusade for some reason. Something about activation maybe?
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
#miniatures #tabletopgaming #art #ttrpg
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
First time painting miniatures - I think I did pretty okay for having no clue what I'm doing. I think my secret is being afraid of disappointing the little man by giving him a bad glow up.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I had the fortune of making an extremely lucky set of choices at the right time. Even with that luck it sucks - I'm still not sure how anybody does this shit if they have kids. Selling my soul to the machine never felt so incredibly fortunate and incredibly soul crushing at the same time lol
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Me: "Ah, maybe today won't be so extestential" The World:
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#Worldofdarkness #VtM #Vampirethemasquerade
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's Mother's Day - so happy mother's day to all those kindred women who've sired a Childe. They probably hate you, and don't call because you don't know how to use a phone. But I love you
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
May or may not have had the SI get a search warrant for the nursing home one of my player's touchstones was in.
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Social media isn't real life", I say into the empty eyes of my coworker. I watch them bounce there for a moment, then he turns down to his phone. I repeat myself quietly, its more for me now than it is for him. "Grok, is this true" I read on his lips as he types my words into his phone. I die
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/05/2026
i think it was fair to say “social media isn’t real life” until like 2019 or 2020, but ever since then real life and social media in most cases are heavily intertwined
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Social media isn't real life", I say into the empty eyes of my coworker. I watch them bounce there for a moment, then he turns down to his phone. I repeat myself quietly, its more for me now than it is for him. "Grok, is this true" I read on his lips as he types my words into his phone. I die
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
God damnit, I'm a hack and a fraud. How am I ever supposed to write something so tragic, yet so beautiful and insightful. The samurai death poem of our generation, and here I am writing indie vampire nonsense. Maybe I was the butterfly dropping into the grave all along.
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Jason Carl @vampiresnvino.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We should be so lucky 🤞✨️
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C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Despite not posting on here forever, I've made good progress on this VtM sourcebook. Things are coming along! I'm excited to get to a point where I feel like posting more info is viable. And also when posting won't spoil my test campaign for my players who I know see me on here. No spoils 4 U
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