Reposted by C.M. RockerIndie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It blows my mind when people’s defence of using gen AI is, ‘Well, if I need a picture, what do you suggest I do? I don’t have time to learn to draw!’ The same thing you did four years ago, you microwaved fruit loop. 1220049
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Commissioning the art for this sourcebook is so fun - it's like having a little gnome do little incomprehensible magic for you. Like yes, I would love for your little hands to turn this white paper into a majestic mural. #art #vtm 030
Reposted by C.M. RockerJason Carl @vampiresnvino.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If we ever needed Four Seasons Total Landscaping, that time is now (📸 Reuters) 79411
Reposted by C.M. RockerIndie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Pick a spirit guide for 2026. 1421
Reposted by C.M. RockerWorld of Darkness @worldofdarkness.bsky.social · 12/06/2026We have our second winner of the "Secret never Die" Community Writing Contest, congratulations Erik Jeppson for your entry "Banjolasse"! You can read the entry in full on the World of Darkness website: bit.ly/4xlOCCs 0216
Reposted by C.M. RockerThunder @thunderafterdark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026whenever i see people gloat about how they "don't use references" for art i just think about this bit from sam and max 2458421874
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026"We don't eat that much Chipotle" - me, a liar, pushing the third chipotle bag into the trash 000
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Was listening to part 3 of the orgasm cult episodes on Behind the Bastards by @coolzonemedia.bsky.social on the way to work. I turned my car off just as I heard Sophie ask Jamie "Is Barbie naked in the background?" Someone tell Mattell that I have a crazy new idea for 'Sillicon Sex Cult Barbie' 110
Reposted by C.M. RockerMerlin G.G 🌻🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ VisDev Artist @everydaymerlin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026adhd is crazy cause you can rot for an entire week and finally on day 7 your third eye opens and all the tasks you were procrastinating on get done in 3 hours 4544081370
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Quote from the Trench Crusade battle I just completed. "My Lion of Jabir, gets ready to pounce. He wiggles his bare ass like a cat." 081
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Going through a campaign of #trenchcrusade as opposed to one-offs. It actually elevates the fun in a way I hadn't expected! Except the part where I biffed all my campaign phase rolls and my opponent didn't. My #warband was chosen by God, and I'm his special princess. Why did he forsake me?! 010
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Good news, the beast has lived through de-sharpening 000
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The beast must go to the bad place to be de-sharpened - for he does not let me touch peets. 000
Reposted by C.M. Rockermorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Must you be so annoying? Go away. 428178
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Apparently the correct answer to a coworker's question of "what are you doing this Memorial Day weekend" is not "watch WW1 documentaries and not be at work" 000
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026#theboys finale had the whispers of an ending that'd have been satisfying. I could see it lurking there. It was between the misused seconds of the season. Seconds that obviously counted during this speedrun the writers were on. Unfortunately, those pieces felt quickly hot glued together. 100
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The glow up of the little men continues. #art #wargaming #minatures 020
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Those freaks at Chick-fil-A put their sauce in a bag of chips. They spit in the eyes of their god with their decadent ways - but I can't stop eating them 000
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026To be fair, one person needs a family size bag to make up for the 75% chocolate scented air inside. 010
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I'll count you a +1 to my campaign. My first act will be hideously reckless and horrendously planned. This is my promise to the American people. 100
Reposted by C.M. RockerMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 12/05/2026in 2016 I made a comic titled “Mr. Gotcha” that would become most viewed and circulated image I’d create. Now it is the subject of a book by @glennf.com examining its history in online discourse. That One Matt Bors comic is live on Kickstarter—back it here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gle... 141352352
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026So I played Warhammer 10e for the first time recently - part of a larger experiment into wargaming for myself. I tried to like it more than I did, though I didn't hate my Thousand Sons battle. I actually find myself gravitating to Trench Crusade for some reason. Something about activation maybe? 370
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026First time painting miniatures - I think I did pretty okay for having no clue what I'm doing. I think my secret is being afraid of disappointing the little man by giving him a bad glow up. 3162
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Me: "Ah, maybe today won't be so extestential" The World: 000
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026It's Mother's Day - so happy mother's day to all those kindred women who've sired a Childe. They probably hate you, and don't call because you don't know how to use a phone. But I love you 110
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026May or may not have had the SI get a search warrant for the nursing home one of my player's touchstones was in. 000
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026"Social media isn't real life", I say into the empty eyes of my coworker. I watch them bounce there for a moment, then he turns down to his phone. I repeat myself quietly, its more for me now than it is for him. "Grok, is this true" I read on his lips as he types my words into his phone. I die 010
Reposted by C.M. Rockeronion person @junlper.beer · 08/05/2026i think it was fair to say “social media isn’t real life” until like 2019 or 2020, but ever since then real life and social media in most cases are heavily intertwined 562512296
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026God damnit, I'm a hack and a fraud. How am I ever supposed to write something so tragic, yet so beautiful and insightful. The samurai death poem of our generation, and here I am writing indie vampire nonsense. Maybe I was the butterfly dropping into the grave all along. 010
Reposted by C.M. RockerJason Carl @vampiresnvino.bsky.social · 08/05/2026We should be so lucky 🤞✨️ 2655
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Despite not posting on here forever, I've made good progress on this VtM sourcebook. Things are coming along! I'm excited to get to a point where I feel like posting more info is viable. And also when posting won't spoil my test campaign for my players who I know see me on here. No spoils 4 U 000
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Five months of not posting - I feel like I owe the Internet a cat now. #cattum 010
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I create my furry porn fanfic Magnum Opus on company time 010
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Star Wars is still trending? I could go on esoteric lore rants that'd drive you to madness. I could bring up lore that'd shatter your reality like learning the tongue of the Elder Gods. Like the green pirate people from another galaxy orbiting the SW one. But instead I'll just lament no KOTOR 3 110
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a yellow shirt is talking to a cartoon character in a living room with a banner that says buzzALT: a man in a yellow shirt is talking to a cartoon character in a living room with a banner that says buzz 020
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Not gonna lie, I'm writing a short story for the front portion of content for this by night setting... ...and it's pretty good. Is it dangerous to think your own work is good? I think I might be getting too powerful. 000
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses says that is delicious in white lettersALT: a man wearing sunglasses says that is delicious in white letters 020
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I can't help but feel like I need to see a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving remake where they recreate Four Brothers. Charlie Brown, Linus, Franklin & Schroder with thick Boston accents, chasing down Snoopy - who had their mother killed in a gas station with a biplane. Lucy can be the asshole cop 000
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Working on this By Night sourcebook has given me a reason to write short fiction again. For the longest time I've always done long form and I always lose steam. Perhaps my calling is less novel and more world building. Or maybe I'm just not medicated enough. Time will tell 020
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I don't care how many war crimes Coffee Mate has committed - no evidence before the ICC is enough to convince me not to do lines of this cold foam off my partners before every cup of coffee 020
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 23/11/2025"Alright guys, those other fifteen trafficked girls were just a fluke - we get it. But now we are starting to get a little concerned" 030
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I love me a dubious powder. A strange off-yellow substance jam packed with enough creatine to pop Rogan's kidneys like a water balloon. 020
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Had a new vampire join the coterie during the game yesterday. It went well! Except for accidentally booting a man's face in. That wasn't in my new player bingo card. 110
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Me everyday. Me right now. Always Bi. Always frisky. Always confused. 030
C.M. Rocker @cmrocker.bsky.social · 22/11/2025They just aren't seeing the long term strategy. If we lose $500 billion, then technically that's just $500 billion you can grow now.... ...from a certain point of view 020