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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Pov: You told the "Master of the Temple" you're not paying for his substack

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

First day at the Dharma center: So which one is Sam and which one is Sara?

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Kenneth Grant's first day as a student of Aleister Crowley

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Conservatives seeing a teenager light a candle or meditate for 15 minutes

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ever consider that the popularity of Lovecraftian entities in "Real Occultism" stems from the desire for a devil in a secular age? If you don't have a soul that can be damned you can at least settle for a Cthulhu or Nyralythotep who threatens your sanity.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All the Ganesha memes now that Chaturthi is over

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ey wise guy, alls I'm sayin is you give a couple "Om Gam Ganapataye Namah"s and maybe this whole problem goes away. Capisce?

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You start understanding why so many of these lineages would keep their images secret. Because this image of Ganapati Ragavajra is beautiful and loaded with important esoteric symbolism... But monkey brain sees it and goes

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ganesha is great for a lot of reasons but one thing is he's a relatable god. Big head? Me too. Loves sweets? Same buddy. Trying to solve everybody's problems? You already know it.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Covers for fake occult books #26 100% this one would be 9 chapters of restating "As Above So Below" and "IDK, Just Think Positive"

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Really convinced Vance doesn't believe any of the nonsense he says but knows it's the only way he gets a headline

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be," - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. #discordianism #eris #harvey #chaosmagick #friday

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Warning: If you charge Moon water during a lunar eclipse it'll taste like it came from the garden hose. No one can explain why

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Explaining to Gnostics that their "Pleroma" is actually an imperfect emanation of "Big Tony" the true Creator who thought it was funny cause it sounds like aroma

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Explaining to Gnostics that their "Pleroma" is actually an imperfect emanation of "Big Tony" the true Creator who thought it was funny cause it sounds like aroma

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Our particular niche of occult social media is funny. You wake up to a handful of new followers and it's Witchy girl, Edgy Satanist, username that spells Chaos with a K, Leftist Shitposter, the business page for a BBQ joint 3 states away, 2 reincarnations of Crowley and then this guy...

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

These stupid Bible Belters really told us Yu-Gi-Oh was Occult. Ridiculous... Yu-Gi-Oh:

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If you heard the Peter Carroll special you might remember us talking about Epoch and the Portals of Chaos Deck. CoHost insatiable urge for odd looking Oracle decks has scored another purchase. We said it was pretty ugly on the show but sitting with them is slowly winning us over. #chaosmagick #tarot

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The Steven Forrest controversy isn't surprising for its content, there are lots of woo woos with truly awful ideas, but most of them are aware enough to not say it into a microphone and stick it online?

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Seeing all the hoopla now might be a good time for the unscrupulous among you to go on Etsy selling "Pre SpaceX Crash Moon Water" tell em that Elon ruined its energetic body and now only the vintage stuff is safe.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Lovecraft was ultimately unhappy with early attempts at comic adaptations of his work

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Online Occultism is trying to have grounded nuanced and self aware discussion of fringe ideas and then the algorithm smashing one of these over your head.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

One of the most useless phrases that come up in woo woo conversations "uuuh occult means hidden" and? Chalupa means boat, but you know damn well what I'm ordering cause you work at the Taco Bell not Bass Pro Shop. Also don't forget my fire sauces

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

You can't have anything resembling a fair democratic process while this type of wealth exists. It's only ever been used to undermine the political process further and further.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

CMN Doing 2-3 hour episodes constantly: No you don't understand, it's for your own good. We're practically a public service.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Don't know who needs to hear this today but remember if you do magick and a god angel ghost archetype or 6ft rabbit tells you something you don't have to take it as gospel literal or even seriously. There's no reason to think the "astral realm" is any less populated with bad take bozos than here.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If you or a loved one was a "Daughter of the Witches They could not burn" you may have been unknowingly exposed to asbestos & entitled to financial compensation.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

We've never felt us being comedic entertainers detracted from our strong convictions and ideas we felt were important to Occultism. When you see how many deeply unserious people are peddling nonsense under a veneer of solemn poise and self importance you just wanna start telling knock knock jokes.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Has any of the lunatic fringe suggested that they somehow drained Lindsey Grahams life force to bring back Mitch McConnell? And if not what are they even good for at this point?

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Found this old meme we made and now we're thinking. All you "meme magick" types. Is making somebody the soyjak like a curse for y'all?

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Whether it's this or people who think the Archons are leaving secret messages in the Simpsons or your witch homie's warnings of 3 fold or karmic backlash one of the first steps in establishing "spiritual" control begins with seeding "spiritual" paranoia.

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

What's the last tangible result you've gotten from your magick practice?

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