Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 10hNot just him, either, there’s this whole class of Right Wing Provocateurs who would, like, make and distribute a four color glossy prospectus of everyone they planned to slander in the next fiscal year and they’d still get treated like an essential counterweight to the Excesses Of Woke 010
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 10hThe thing that drives me nuts about Rufo is that it’s not even a situation where at the end of the day the most you can say is Critics Allege That His Actions Don’t Match His Rhetoric, he kept being extremely forthright about how he planned to succeed by saying things that aren’t true! 110
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Favored Imperial concubines jockeying for places on the palanquin 000
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The phrase “Todd Solondz Marvel Movie” came unbidden into my mind palace, and now it’s in yours, you’re welcome 021
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s fun but it abstracts out all the military maneuvering that is a big part of what makes strategic wargames compelling for a lot of people 010
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The closest I’ve seen a game come to what the OP proposes is this boardgame where the three players are the Big 3 Allied powers meeting to allocate scarce resources—they need to cooperate to win the war but within that structure are competing to win the post-war settlement.boardgamegeek.comChurchillA political conflict of WW2 cooperation and competition. 110
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I haven’t really played HOI since I dabbled with the first one many years ago but speaking as a guy who has like five WWII grand strategy boardgames on his shelf, the unresolvable tension is that making a WWII game is just kind of fundamentally Fucked Up in a way you can’t easily work around 110
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026fwiw I don’t think is a pitch to goose GOP turnout in November so much as a frank acknowledgment that there’s a good chance that the only shot he’s gonna get to retire with a GOP President + Senate for the next 6 years is during the lame duck 010
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Lean GOP on balance with a fat tail of good blue outcomes is my guess but that’s vibes 010
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Johnny is having trouble consistently solving quadratic equations.” “Have you tried teaching him how to do it?” “Yes. But that’s the hard part. It’s important to me that you know that’s the hard part.” 0120
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nothing brings out the I Would Simply Do X instinct in poasters like thr topic of educating children, which is an especially fun fact for those of us who are both parents and teachers 1110
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Any condo is a theater if you’re brave enough 020
Reposted by Cmdr. OverbiteCmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Man, you're lucky this GIANT ANTHROPOMORPHIC BOX OF CEREAL came to this CLUB with me, kept me from FUCKING YOU UP 032
Reposted by Cmdr. OverbiteNeuroBody™️💫 ♎️ 10/9 @blkginger.bsky.social · 08/12/2025And Netflix is a whole bitch for luring us over with a promise of no ads. Now not only do we have commercials, it’s a complete hack job. At least cable curated the timing with the story, Netflix will start an ad in the middle of a sentence like shush bitch, we need to sell this toilet paper rq 13114
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comMax Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' MemeALT: Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme 000
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am fully prepared to admit that my perception that The Onion has fallen off a bit from how I remember it in the late 90s *may* have something to do with the fact that I was, like, 20 back then and I’m now…extremely not. 011
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t blame the guys who made Jackass for all this (they seem pretty aight) but I low-key wonder how they feel now that their weird transgressive stunt show has become the Dominant Form Of Mass Communication 000
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t like this show I miss The Wire can someone make a show like that please 100
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026TRUMP 1: I can metaphorically shoot someone on 5th Avenue without losing much in the polls and I’m gonna use this to steal what I can TRUMP 2: Fuck it, I am singleminded in my determination to see how much I can violate basic canons of human decency before the bottom falls out entirely 030
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Between this and the earlier article about influencers fucking on camera in Waymos, I, uh, can’t help but wonder if there’s an off-ramp to our present circumstance where the only show is I Am Desperate For Attention And Will Film Myself Doing Anything That Interests You Theatre 110
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Onion is extremely hit and miss and has been for quite some time and you would definitely think that “what if InfoWars but funny on purpose” would not be a premise with a long shelf life but credit where due this is funny as hell 122
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People don’t know much of anything about what is happening in Sudan but there is a universal consensus that what’s happening is a) terrible and b) very revealing (derogatory) about what people who annoy them on Computer really believe and care about 020
Reposted by Cmdr. OverbiteTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 40119163096
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Market Economies work a *lot* better when the participants are motivated by *making* money and not *losing* large amounts of it in a way that their friends on Computer think is Based and Extremely Funny 000
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s honestly just one of the weirdest verbal tics he has 020
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He’s not really playing it as a laugh line in the clips I’ve seen, just talking about the “dumbocrats” but always always with the digressive explanation of the joke and the tangent about how he spells it with a b even though most people don’t know you spell “dumb” with a b. 130
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Mr Trump Sir I definitely think the best messaging strategy would be for you to constantly bring up the word ‘dumb’ in soundbites but I’m worried you’re not doing it in a way that makes it quite explicit enough that you only learned how to spell the word correctly a few months ago.” 0214
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can’t decide whether the fact that no one’s talked him out of saying this over and over means: a) his minions are terrified to contradict him about anything b) everyone around him is such a cretin that no one realizes this is a bad thing to say or c) everyone has senioritis in the worst way 4486
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comBen Affleck & Jeremy Renner in The TownALT: Ben Affleck & Jeremy Renner in The Town 020
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did it work out OK for you guys last time? Yeahno. 020
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026(Turns chair around, affects the most avuncular possible demeanor) Watertown, guys, you just did this whole song and dance five months ago. Why you gonna do it again? 110
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I mean, the awards for Latin American music genres don’t always go to people from Latin America or even people descended from Latin Americans. Enrique Iglesias is a Spaniard who is part Filipino on his mom’s side, e.g. 020
Reposted by Cmdr. OverbiteKurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And we cut off that literal firehose of talent and vision and refusal to accept the status quo, to replace it with what exactly? A twelve year old house memory of blighted farms and a time before bills when mommy took care of everything and the world wasn’t so very scawy? 1382
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026reference for those of you not yet qualified for AARP membership:youtu.beABC's WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS (1980) OpeningYouTube video by The Past Rediscovered Archives 010
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If he wasn’t *this* big of an asshole the degree to which he’s out over his skis would engender a kind of pathos. Like the The Agony Of Defeat guy on the old Wide World Of Sports intro reel was not *this* out over his skis. 120
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well, at least instead of Miers we got an upstanding independent jurisprudential mind who would never (finishes reading document) oh no. Oh. No. 020
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You’re gonna want to see what this is a reply to 020
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026For the benefit of any future congressional staffers who may be investigating me, the author of this account lives in the Chicago area and has never to the best of his recollection even been to Atlanta for so much as an airport layover; any references to his being at “a Hawks game” mean hockey. 030
Reposted by Cmdr. OverbiteCmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The tragic thing is we get more desensitized to how bad Watergate was every time the president gets on the box to announce that we love the watergate don’t we folks and we’ll be looking very strongly at doing more of the watergates in the next few weeks 001
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I looked and I saw a mighty brazen tablet and the words it said upon it were CLINICAL DEPRESSION IS NOT PRAXIS and I was astonished at the doctrine 0345
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Best I can do is a McAfee of tech, but you *really* want to kick the tires and check the return policy before you buy that one, fair warning.” 110
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Because why live la dolce vita on the Via Del Corso when we have the corner of Belmont and Pulaski at home 010
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of the obligatory nuggets of Chicago Trivia is that we are at almost exactly the same latitude as…Rome 120
Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Any time this 90s-rom-com cavalcade of whimsy wants to stop is OK with me.” “Do you know where we’re going next?” “No idea. But based on the vibe I’d say we’ve got three weddings and a funeral still to come so strap in, I guess.” 101
Reposted by Cmdr. OverbitePrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 833612912
Reposted by Cmdr. OverbiteThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We don’t have to go to the mat for everything we have ever said just because we said it. Sometimes we’re wrong and saying so doesn’t have to be a psychic death. 2778