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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Greatest Hits Of The Pandemic-Era Parental Group Chat:

“God I just realized we have to start thinking about 2021
kindergarten soon”

“I'm planning on acquiring a large quantity of high-quality hashish and a Filipino servant family”

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

further developments in the group chat

“To your credit (redacted), you might actually be too punk to
accomplish that.”

“Fair point. Plan B is to record an album of Air Supply covers in the style of early 90s Metallica called "Even The Nightmares Are Better"”

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am Old and 99% of my music consumption is Records That Have Been Put Onto My Excellent Rectangle

Tom put all my records into this rectangle.
The songs just play one right after the other.
This is an excellent rectangle.

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

kinda vibes based could be bullshit idk

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Holy Roman Emperor Charles V says “those are rookie numbers.”

Charles, by the grace of God, Emperor of the Romans, forever
August, King in (of) Germany, King of Italy, King of all Spains, of Castile, Aragon, León, of Hungary, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, Navarra, Grenada, Toledo, Valencia, Galicia, Mallorca, Sevilla, Cordova, Murcia, Jaén, Algarves, Algeciras, Gibraltar, the Canary Islands, King of both Hither and Ultra Sicily, of
Sardinia, Corsica, King of
Jerusalem, King of the Indies, of

the Islands and Mainland of the Ocean Sea, Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Lorraine, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Limburg, Luxembourg, Gelderland, Neopatria, Württemberg, Landgrave of Alsace, Prince of Swabia, Asturia, Count of Flanders, Habsburg, Tyrol, Gorizia, Barcelona, Artois, Burgundy Palatine, Hainaut, Holland, Seeland, Ferrette, Kyburg, Namur, Roussillon, Cerdagne, Drenthe, Zutphen, Margrave of the Holy Roman Empire, Burgau, Oristano and

Gociano, Lord of Frisia, the Wendish March, Pordenone, Biscay, Molina, Salins, Tripoli and Mechelen.

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“Hey, what’s suddenly gone wrong with this site? Oh, wait, I see.”

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My manuscript “Ya Kid K and the Dialectical Structure Of Late Capitalism” is forthcoming this fall from Verso Press

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The release of Technotronic's 1989 hit song
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Only 1 Jam was pumped up but other then that I agree
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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I Whupped The Gerber Baby’s Ass is my favorite Wesley Willis deep cut

A graph of various food brands, ranked by the likelihood that the graph-maker could kick their ass in a fight

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

One wonders if this sort of thing might someday get noticed by the crowd who endlessly complain about how Liberals Hate Socialists More Than Fascists and might maybe even give them pause about whether or not that complaint is, y’know, true

Ben McAdams... @purr... • 1d Via huffpost, Vindman gave Nixon his email donor list which could explain why she shot up so much on ActBlue

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Throwback to the time I went to the New England Aquarium and discovered that “teleost” is the fancy science word that means “like, just, a regular-ass fish, you feel me?”

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I probably need to get out more

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Powerful Nigerian Civil War Alliance energy

The genuinely curséd alliances behind the two sides of the Nigerian Civil War of the late sixties

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The highest compliment I can pay a friend is knowing that if I ever publicly badmouth tacos on the Internet, they’re one of the people who are strapping up like the Expendables to spring me from my captors

You've been kidnapped

Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright.

What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’m probably a 60-70th percentile Spectator Sports Enjoyer and a 98th percentile Nerdy Boardgame Player so you’d think I have the prerequisites for being interested in becoming a Nerdy Boardgame Spectator but, fun fact, no.

A Facebook ad (seemingly tailored to my interests) for the CATAN national championship in my beloved hometown

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I also COULD POTENTIALLY win the Booker Prize or People Magazine‘s Sexiest Man Alive but, um

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Trump keeps makng these halfhearted attempts to declare victory and vamoose because he hasn’t Read Theory

At the end of a war, you need some troops left, really, or else it looks like you lost.

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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

You don’t need an Orwellian dystopia to make it impossible to remember what happened a couple years ago, you just need to make everything that happens so ridiculous that everything you subsequently remember feels like equal parts truth, parody, and slander