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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why do all the people obsessed with living forever look like they're prematurely melting?

Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Nuclear testing sites that are also meth labs" is hilarious. Trump's brain melting has somehow manifested him living in the same reality as Bob Lazar and the secret space program.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The fact that every fascist's backstory seems to be "my dad didn't love me" is sickening. Grow up, you babies. Both of my parents hated me.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Okay, saw a pirated copy of Awakening. What the fuck was that shit. So was this like a Last Temptation of Christ thing by Unicron? Was this a hallucination while the Quintessons are reprogramming his brain? Both? This ominous being can't really be Primus?

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I swear to god, I was JOKING about Sony doing a Spider-Man: The Lost Years series about Ben and Kaine in the style of an Arrowverse show that is very limited in what they can use from the source material. I'm really excited, though.

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Chris Pratt and the Pendulum @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just to reemphasize: Ella Langley performed at Kid Rock's MAGA festival. She is pro-MAGA. It is cool as shit not to know anything about "Choosin' Texas," because then you know nothing about a MAGA song.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is maybe the most contentious thing I've ever said, but left-hand entry Costcos are Sam's Club-coded.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Newsom not understanding AT ALL that people HATE HIM is the funniest shit to me.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mainline Mattel should not be designing Transformers. They should make dolls and action figures built like Eternians. Why didn't they get the geniuses at their Imaginext department to design the Hot Wheels Bumblebee? Those people are wizards.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You were right, Sarah McLaughlin. The world is on fire. But we didn't listen.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I cannot get over the utter lack of self-awareness needed to write the fucking words "I am not complicit" and think you're about to bring people to your side. COMPLICIT IS THE WORD COMPLICIT PEOPLE USE.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Much like watching TRON fandom become pro-Leto and pro-abuse because they're utterly starved for content and acknowledgment, it's so fucking twisted to watch Yokai Watch fandom become aggressively pro-AI.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you didn’t live through them, it’s difficult to appreciate just how crazy the weeks after 9/11 were, but you can get a sense of it from the lineup of the Concert for New York

• Billy Joel - Performance: "Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway", "New York State of Mind"
• Will Ferrell - (as President George W. Bush) - Comedy Routine: On The Taliban
• Chris Kattan - Introducing Destiny's Child
• Destiny's Child - Performance: "Emotion", "Walk With Me (Gospel Medley)"
• Harrison Ford - Thank you to Sponsors, Introducing Eric Clapton
• Eric Clapton and Buddy Guy - Performance:
"Hoochie Coochie Man", "Everything's Gonna Be Alright"
• Christy Turlington - Introducing an Edward
Burns short film
• Edward Burns - Short film: "Lovely Day"
• James Lipton - Introducing Adam Sandler as Operaman
• Adam Sandler - (as Operaman) - Sings
Operaman
• Meg Ryan - Introducing the Backstreet Boys
• Backstreet Boys - Performance: "Quit Playing Games (with My Heart)"
• David Spade - Introducing Melissa Etheridge

• Christian Charles - Short film: "The Greatest City on Earth" (starring Jerry Seinfeld)
• Bill Clinton - Introducing James Taylor
• James Taylor - Performance: "Fire and Rain", "Up on the Roof"
• Michael J. Fox - Introducing Rudy Giuliani
• Rudy Giuliani - Speech
• Jimmy Fallon - 80's Hits to "You Can't Touch This" and "Come On Eileen" (snippet)
• Jon Bon Jovi - Introducing a Kevin Smith short film
• Kevin Smith - Short film: "Why I Love New #$%&@ York" (feat. opinions of Jersey)
• John Mellencamp - Performance: "Peaceful
World"
• John Mellencamp and Kid Rock - Performance: "Pink Houses"
• Hilary Swank - Introducing Five for Fighting

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Freejack is the most preposterous sci-fi premise in history, inasmuch as it requires you to believe Mick Jagger would ever want or need another man's body to live forever.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Trump went back to threatening to annex other countries and renaming shit because his ego cannot handle what's happening in Iran. There's no deeper reason. He wants what he thinks is an easy win. He wants a legacy. He needs to fill an empty hole inside of himself.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My issue with penitent MAGA is basically "you do not get to walk into a trap, with everyone telling you every step of the way that you are walking into a trap, deriding others for warning you about the trap, and then demand a reward for realizing it was a trap only after it negatively affected you."

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm fascinated by Rambo and the Forces of Freedom. I think it might be the most perfect example of a corporate product that exists for no reason other than synergy and market dynamics demanding something LIKE IT exist.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you really think about the knock-on effects for the Toretto Family of Sean moving to Tokyo and becoming Drift King in the later films, does that make Cindy holding a race over sleeping with her the single most important event in the Fast and Furious timeline?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I had been enjoying the Petra Parker memes in peace. Then I got recommended multiple Warhammer groups posting shit-ass troll commentary about them. That fandom is never beating the rep. "No, no, it's IRONIC, bro! It's all about Thatcher's England!" Do you even know who Margaret Thatcher IS?

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I am nearly fifty years old. Don't recommend masterpieces to me. I ain't got time for that shit. I have watched gaudy crap for most of my life. Why change now?

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It makes me laugh that people are shocked Three Doors Down are a MAGA band. Did you ever listen to When I'm Gone? It's skeptical of the very idea of mental health and recommends rawdogging your PTSD.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"HEY EVERYBODY, JACK REACHER HERE, AND I'M ROLLIN' OUT, LOOKING FOR AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES!"

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You know a really fun Star Wars what if? Vader is slightly faster boarding Leia's ship in New Hope. "... Artoo? Threepio?" "WEE-WOO, DUUUUUUU." "Master Anakin? What ARE you going on about?! I know of no such person, you dunderhead!"

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The internet used to suck in a different, better way.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Leonardo: "Father... why do we need new bandanas?" Splinter: "To be honest, my son, it was getting hard to tell you apart." *long pause* Donnie: "WOW OKAY."

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

People who still hate Hot Rod are man-children who never got over their dad leaving to start a new family forty years ago and are taking it out on poor cartoon Judd Nelson.

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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

en esta economía??????

nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How dare you accuse me of using AI to write my shitposts. It struck me with a particular weight, not merely an impact, but rather an inevitable gravity. I was recently talking to Mara and Elias about this, and we agreed it isn't just scandalous - it's a breakdown of the human social contract.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It took over a decade, but I've finally cracked a crucial plotting issue in Timothy: The Man Who Fucked the Railroad.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 17/08/2026

man, i wish that folks didn’t make big moralizing statements about people on glp-1s. some of us are out here with diabetes just trying not to lose a foot. my glp-1 controls my a1c, makes my life pretty normal, allows me not to use insulin.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Every few months I wake up and I'm like, shit. Bran was the King of Thrones.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I think if I could replicate any component of the Elder Millennial Experience for my children, it would be to regard the internet with awe and wonder. The corporate tartar of this place has really ossified. The tech overlords have recreated monoculture, and it sucks.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

D23 is like a DARE advertisement for Disney Adults. "Hey. Hey you. You with the ten Magicbands. You want some... product?"

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Visionquest looks great. Doomsday looks... I mean, whatever. We're using Thunderbolts color timing for everything now, I see. Yeah... buncha stuff. Just wonderful.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I had forgotten that Abacab has a synth line so hard you can break your fucking teeth on it.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I've been saying for months that Girl Stitch is a Mandela Effect. I have zero memories of this character in the film or show. It feels like she was just invented for merch purposes, like Duffy's extended crew. AND NOW SMART PEOPLE SEE IT!

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'm officially in the top fifteen Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles fanfic writers online. Seismic.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

You know, despite it all, I'm pretty happy Lance Bass and Joey Fatone are still broing it down, bro-style.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's easy to say cast iron people are in a cult, but have you ever met Corningware people?

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

No one can mess up your OTP if the characters have never actually met in canon.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Despite 20 years of Geoff Johns trying to export all of his pet issues onto Barry Allen across multiple mediums for "marketability," nothing beats cracking open a book with the words "My name is Wally West. I'm the Flash, the fastest man alive." Wally Flash is like coming home to a Hallmark movie.

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I had legit forgotten the final needle drop in Godzilla vs. Kong was The Air That I Breathe. Monster jam. Uh, no pun intended.

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geryon 🪡🧵 @sylphlands.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?

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Cmdr Crayfish @cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I feel so bad for this Scam Likely guy who keeps trying to call me. I bet he's very lonely for friends with a name like that.

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