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Clyde Machine

@clydemachine.com
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VR personality, DJ, videomaker, fast sheepy. 🏎️ VRCA Presenter, Vket Gen1 Global Ambassador, covered by Resident Advisor, Pioneer, and more! #freeclyde (he/him) 💍 Faerie -

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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 16h
Brain big :3
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/09/2026
Idea - Mental block sizes, like on a hard drive (reposted for typo):
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/09/2026
So sick. 👏
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/09/2026
I fear for whether this is a good or a bad omen. :D
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/09/2026
BROOOOO
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/09/2026
Having been an Android die-hard since day one, it's a very weird feeling to intentionally get an iPhone. Although it's gonna be a shift, at least I'm staying on-brand with the colour choice!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 28/09/2026
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giga @gigastrawbewwy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone who listens to nu-metal underground hip-hop african music (and is of african descent) reach out 2 me plsss
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 27/09/2026
Me and Fae and Fig been out in the sun and watching wildlife together. (Mačka likes her peaceful unbothered time indoors.) ☺️
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/09/2026
Yesterday was Mačka's 17th birthday! For her birthday treat she took a whole bite of a cake donut. I've never seen a cat appreciate sweet pastries like she does, she'll eat the crumbles off a coffee cake when she gets the chance. 🧡
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/09/2026
Distrokid always been a poor distributor choice, not surprised.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/09/2026
Ball knowledge.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 25/09/2026
I only like my spinach fresh. What do.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 25/09/2026
Kitten update: he got big.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 24/09/2026
I was not familiar with your game. 🤝
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 24/09/2026
👀 Need details.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 24/09/2026
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 24/09/2026
I hear the jingling in my head.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 24/09/2026
🫂 Thinkin of ya. Take care.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 24/09/2026
To the fucker upset that furries are pilots and ATC personnel, LEMME TELL YA you're about to get your mind absolutely blown when you find out these talented folks also run your networks information security hospitals financial backends AI labs data centers cloud infra--
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 23/09/2026
Agreed, it hurts to see this, and I can't even be shocked.
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gravekeepr @gravekeepr.com · 23/09/2026
Anyway for my positive poster of the week: @metaversedegenpod.bsky.social makes really good podcasts interviewing people from VRChat who do cool shit. If you wanna hear random people nerd out about their craft they have a TON of content for you to check out.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 23/09/2026
Literally moo.com
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 23/09/2026
Not sponsored but I really enjoyed Moo's cards. I did the design and ordering from them. They have this crazy nice cotton-based card that I really liked, and they have side-colouring for the cards if you want a lil pop too.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 23/09/2026
Daaaamn may as well have said "just, like, everyone basically." That's gonna go off, be safe have fun! 🎆
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SushiFerret @sushiferret.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Heya nyall! With Star Party Blackout being such a leap from our usual events, I made this video to talk a bit more about the project, what it means, and to show a little preview of the world! This project means an unimaginable amount to me and I cant express how happy I am to share it with yall 💙💙💙
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 21/09/2026
Do you remembah!!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 21/09/2026
Ahhhhh I wanted it to be true but apparently it was a simple fiber cut?? www.reuters.com/world/us/faa...
reuters.com
US halts flights at busy East Coast airports, says fiber line cut at construction site
The Federal Aviation Administration halted flights at busy East Coast airports in New ​York, Philadelphia and Boston on Monday, saying a fiber cable ‌was accidentally cut at a construction site in New...
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 21/09/2026
I fuckin knew it...
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 19/09/2026
I'll come back for the occasional post just for Willow. ☺️
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 19/09/2026
Fae's home, I'm offline, goodbye Internet!! 🧡🧡🧡
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 19/09/2026
If these damn Flock cameras were actually for reading license plates they woulda found me and locked me up for driving felony speeds on the public roadways, you can't pull the wool over my eyes!
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SushiFerret @sushiferret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Something new from Star Party 🌌✨️ Officially opening late night September 26th A new event, made with love for your late night raver heart 🖤 Full details coming soon over the next several days!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 17/09/2026
Might be a bit of a stretch here, but I'm gonna guess you like frogs?
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 17/09/2026
If tomorrow the war stopped, Hormuz and Bab al-Mandeb straits opened, and cargo resumed, it will be months (optimistic) before we return to price stability. And that's the *ideal* case.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 17/09/2026
and jobs availability crunch (once again!) Non-US central banks (save for BoE) have done similar. This is not just a US problem, it's global. This will not resolve fast, like at all. Diesel outages are starting. The longer the war goes on, the longer this will take.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 17/09/2026
To have a measurable effect on core inflation, elevated interest rates have to be sustained for a time, it is not immediate. Higher interest rates make borrowing harder for companies, and influence home + auto loans, and other credit rates that you actually use. This means higher costs to live,
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 17/09/2026
Real note on the Fed, this is a serious era we're starting. Things will be hard for a time - expect your costs AND jobs availability to be rough for longer. Many of you have secured work recently, you will want to hold on to that as best you can. If at all possible, holding assets can help.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 16/09/2026
Powell2, poggies Fed. +25bps hike, there may be hope yet for some sense in this world!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 16/09/2026
Glad you're alright my man! 🙏
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 15/09/2026
Brace for impact. 😬
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 15/09/2026
True freedom as an artist is no longer caring or measuring "good"-ness of your art. There is no "did it right" or "did it wrong" if you did it for yourself or did it for the passion.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 15/09/2026
Glad you enjoyed the one and only episode of Big Ass Al radio! I'm never gonna top that. :D
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 15/09/2026
Yaaaaa! 🙏🧡
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everfail @everfail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
💜🧬💜 Freakin' groovy tunes! @clydemachine.com (60's Set) @builtonlove.bsky.social Kaleidosky: Decades Night vrchat.com/home/group/g... #VRC #VRChat #VRChatcommunity #VRChatevent #VRChatphotography
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 15/09/2026
Big big congrats!!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 14/09/2026
I heard "fuzzy ici" which, if memory serves, is French for "there's gotdayum furries right over here."
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 14/09/2026
Steam Frame waitlist up, good luck gamers. 🙏
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 13/09/2026
You're a ✨star✨!
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𝚖𝚘𝚓𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚐 | 📸 | 📹|🪴 @mojopeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
KALEIDOSKY DECADES NIGHT: 20260912 @justyoga.fit @clydemachine.com @aliquem.vrc.dj @kissari.districtone.fyi #VRChatPhotography #VRChat
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