Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 21hIdea - Mental block sizes, like on a hard drive (reposted for typo): 160
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/09/2026Having been an Android die-hard since day one, it's a very weird feeling to intentionally get an iPhone. Although it's gonna be a shift, at least I'm staying on-brand with the colour choice! 1130
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/09/2026Yesterday was Mačka's 17th birthday! For her birthday treat she took a whole bite of a cake donut. I've never seen a cat appreciate sweet pastries like she does, she'll eat the crumbles off a coffee cake when she gets the chance. 🧡 0350
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 12/09/2026Your favourite old-timey salesman IS BACK! And now, he's got a radio show! 🎙️ (it's actually just a set but play along it'll be fun) Big Ass Al will be playing at 8PM PT tonight (when this post is 8 hours old) at Kaleidosky for Decades Night, where each DJ takes one decade to mix! 💃🎶 3284
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 05/09/2026Update: BUT - nowadays I talk more like Delaware/the West! 020
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 04/09/2026Using just terms I grew up with rather than what I say today, and yep, ya got me! Right from the murder mitten! :D 040
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 03/09/2026🌒 RELIVE IT 🌘 The Moonchaser 2026 set is live now!! It's been a long time since I felt like one of my sets was one of my absolute 'best', where I really sent it exactly the way I wanted the mix to be heard. This one brought it home. Full set, full tracklist, link below. ☺️ 2327
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 30/08/2026Thank you Moonchaser! 🌌 Too many words for a tweet, so see below. Thank you to Faerie for the incredible photo. 🧡 1474
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 28/08/2026🌒 M O O N 🌘 🌒 S O O N 🌘 6PM PDT 9PM EDT 2AM BST 10AM JST #vrchat 1436
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/08/2026I cannot wait for Friday! Got something special for you. (Unless you've been living under a rock, all of VRC is pulling up to this party, details in the qrt!) This the face you're gonna make when you hear it: 080
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 20/08/2026Kitten update: he's so beeg! Fig got his neutering done yesterday and he was very brave and he's being a very good boy. 090
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 17/08/2026⏩ Clyde Machine ⏩ "2URLOVE" (nd08. Remix) ⏩ via Lizplay Records ⏩ Out today on Beatport and Spotify, everywhere else on Aug 31st! This is an amazing remix of my song from earlier this year, you've been hearing it in quite a few dnb sets in VRC all year, now you can get it yourself! #vrchat 0236
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 14/08/2026Thanks Google 🙄 (from a related Twitter trend of AI slop explanations lying about people. Clearly I am not an industrial tool.) 060
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 14/08/2026Hi I'd like one ticket to the show please! I can offer you this many coins: 110
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 10/08/2026🚩NEW 🚩MUSIC 🚩VIDEO 🚩TOMORROW featuring many friends. :3 0141
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 03/08/2026If it's getting orange outside, check for wildfires in your area. 091
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/07/2026Someone who loves me should gift me this goofy-ahh Discord frame bundle 'cause I love summer and they've fiiiinally put up a summer-themed cosmetic. 060
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/07/2026Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains… 130
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 05/07/2026Kitten update: Fig would say happy fourth of July, if he could say anything other than mew mew mew. 0140
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 04/07/2026Thank you PJKT FEST! 🧡 That was a great time, I'm glad to have spent the evening with you, glad to have gotten a picture with everyone. See you next time! 0111
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 28/06/2026HOW TO USE THE BOOTH: Important tutorial. Also the live set is July 3rd 8PM PDT / 11PM EDT in the PJKT Hub World! Don't miss it! 🚨 0122
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 27/06/2026Got a lil interactive thing at my PJKT booth! Wanna see what it is? Pop into the PJKT Fiesta world, second floor! ☺️🧡 #VRChat 060
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/06/2026Bringing back this banger, Know your worth! Don't accept anything less than $300,000 in US dollars for what you do. 💪 Adjust that number for inflation if you're reading this six months from now. 150
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 22/06/2026Ayyy for the first time ever, I'll be showing up at PJKT for this year with a booth aaand a performance! Mark your calendars!! 🎉🎉 This summer's a hot one!! 0103
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 20/06/2026New look on the new car. 🐏 (I didn't update the car class decal from GT3 so pretend this is hella homologated.) 020
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 20/06/2026Can't believe they issued me a license I never applied for, they just give these things away! 120
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 18/06/2026The Aston Martin Vulcan AMR GT3 "Meisho Doto Edition" car is ready. 😈 Design share code: 670 449 953 #forzahorizon6 #umamusume #meishodoto 100
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 18/06/2026Lost some paint on the Doto car huehue. I'll get some pics of it once I figure out the Photo Mode, for now have the post-race cinematic view. 040
Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 18/06/2026Test knows me a little *too* well... Only question I said yes to was "did you say baa in the last 30 days?" 060