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Clyde Machine

@clydemachine.com
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VR personality, DJ, videomaker, fast sheepy. 🏎️ VRCA Presenter, Vket Gen1 Global Ambassador, covered by Resident Advisor, Pioneer, and more! #freeclyde (he/him) 💍 Faerie -

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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 21h
Idea - Mental block sizes, like on a hard drive (reposted for typo):
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/09/2026
Having been an Android die-hard since day one, it's a very weird feeling to intentionally get an iPhone. Although it's gonna be a shift, at least I'm staying on-brand with the colour choice!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 28/09/2026
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/09/2026
Yesterday was Mačka's 17th birthday! For her birthday treat she took a whole bite of a cake donut. I've never seen a cat appreciate sweet pastries like she does, she'll eat the crumbles off a coffee cake when she gets the chance. 🧡
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 25/09/2026
Kitten update: he got big.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 24/09/2026
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 13/09/2026
LIVE NOW!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 12/09/2026
(Think I gotta cover a Big O song after this...)
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 12/09/2026
Your favourite old-timey salesman IS BACK! And now, he's got a radio show! 🎙️ (it's actually just a set but play along it'll be fun) Big Ass Al will be playing at 8PM PT tonight (when this post is 8 hours old) at Kaleidosky for Decades Night, where each DJ takes one decade to mix! 💃🎶
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 05/09/2026
Update: BUT - nowadays I talk more like Delaware/the West!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 04/09/2026
Using just terms I grew up with rather than what I say today, and yep, ya got me! Right from the murder mitten! :D
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 04/09/2026
Mfw it's the weekend again. 📸: Avigyl
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 03/09/2026
🌒 RELIVE IT 🌘 The Moonchaser 2026 set is live now!! It's been a long time since I felt like one of my sets was one of my absolute 'best', where I really sent it exactly the way I wanted the mix to be heard. This one brought it home. Full set, full tracklist, link below. ☺️
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 30/08/2026
Thank you Moonchaser! 🌌 Too many words for a tweet, so see below. Thank you to Faerie for the incredible photo. 🧡
Thank you for coming to the Moonchaser live DJ event! 
Guess I’ve gotta say some words about this one, heh. 

Last night’s set was a very special one, and I’m very proud to bring that. It’s not lost on me that this was a substantial sized event! We’ve certainly done highly viewed shows before.

But this was 18,000 people. :D

There’s a special something about VR shows, or we wouldn’t put up with all the technical challenges and other complexities in participating. There are few spaces today for artists from literally every background and situation their own chance to get on a stage and to share their passion and craft. VR’s got it.

The one thing I’m left with from this experience is that there are undoubtedly artists who didn’t know VR shows were an avenue for them - and they just had their eyes opened. If that was their first VR rave, it probably won’t be their last. 
If you run a club, watch for new performers, lift ‘em up!


Thank you to every person working to make this event happen, those running the stream, those staffing in VRC, every artist, every VJ, every person who danced, every person who listened. And of course, thank you to VRC for inviting me to perform!

See you at another event very soon.

<3 ClydeA photo of the VRChat Moonchaser 2026 live DJ event, with DJ Clyde Machine on the stage and a crowd of many VR avatars. The venue is a disco inspired layout with many coloured tiles on the floor and ceiling, light fixtures hanging from the ceiling and screens surrounding the dancefloor. A large "VRC" logo is suspended above the stage.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 28/08/2026
🌒 M O O N 🌘 🌒 S O O N 🌘 6PM PDT 9PM EDT 2AM BST 10AM JST #vrchat
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/08/2026
I cannot wait for Friday! Got something special for you. (Unless you've been living under a rock, all of VRC is pulling up to this party, details in the qrt!) This the face you're gonna make when you hear it:
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 20/08/2026
Kitten update: he's so beeg! Fig got his neutering done yesterday and he was very brave and he's being a very good boy.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 18/08/2026
Now offering lineup curation services:
Now offering lineup curation services:

* You're a club owner
* You're shy/don't know DJs/don't know how to approach DJs palms sweaty knees weak arms heavy

I'll curate a lineup for you!

If you're a DJ, here's how you get on one of these coveted curated lineup slots:

* DJs impress me by playing a set to me in a one-on-one instance
* I sit silently in a club chair center of the floor judging.
* At the end of the set you get a not of approval or you get kicked from the instance, no in between.

Sign up in replies or DMs!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 17/08/2026
⏩ Clyde Machine ⏩ "2URLOVE" (nd08. Remix) ⏩ via Lizplay Records ⏩ Out today on Beatport and Spotify, everywhere else on Aug 31st! This is an amazing remix of my song from earlier this year, you've been hearing it in quite a few dnb sets in VRC all year, now you can get it yourself! #vrchat
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 14/08/2026
Thanks Google 🙄 (from a related Twitter trend of AI slop explanations lying about people. Clearly I am not an industrial tool.)
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 14/08/2026
Hi I'd like one ticket to the show please! I can offer you this many coins:
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 13/08/2026
Got that itch to spin again. 📨
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 10/08/2026
🚩NEW 🚩MUSIC 🚩VIDEO 🚩TOMORROW featuring many friends. :3
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 03/08/2026
If it's getting orange outside, check for wildfires in your area.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 02/08/2026
The rare @turels.bsky.social bangers set.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/07/2026
Someone who loves me should gift me this goofy-ahh Discord frame bundle 'cause I love summer and they've fiiiinally put up a summer-themed cosmetic.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/07/2026
onthatshit
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains…
Smashing Pumpkins - Adore is a trip.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 27/07/2026
I been here for a while...
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 19/07/2026
We so in.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 18/07/2026
Hell yeah.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 16/07/2026
The week has some positives. 🧡
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 07/07/2026
it hot
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 06/07/2026
THAT'S MEEEE!!! 📸: Meeerkatzen
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 05/07/2026
Kitten update: Fig would say happy fourth of July, if he could say anything other than mew mew mew.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 04/07/2026
Thank you PJKT FEST! 🧡 That was a great time, I'm glad to have spent the evening with you, glad to have gotten a picture with everyone. See you next time!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 04/07/2026
🐏🍲🚫
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 02/07/2026
I'm taking note of every one of you.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 28/06/2026
HOW TO USE THE BOOTH: Important tutorial. Also the live set is July 3rd 8PM PDT / 11PM EDT in the PJKT Hub World! Don't miss it! 🚨
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 27/06/2026
Got a lil interactive thing at my PJKT booth! Wanna see what it is? Pop into the PJKT Fiesta world, second floor! ☺️🧡 #VRChat
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 27/06/2026
Truckin'
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/06/2026
Bringing back this banger, Know your worth! Don't accept anything less than $300,000 in US dollars for what you do. 💪 Adjust that number for inflation if you're reading this six months from now.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 22/06/2026
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 22/06/2026
Ayyy for the first time ever, I'll be showing up at PJKT for this year with a booth aaand a performance! Mark your calendars!! 🎉🎉 This summer's a hot one!!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 20/06/2026
New look on the new car. 🐏 (I didn't update the car class decal from GT3 so pretend this is hella homologated.)
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 20/06/2026
Can't believe they issued me a license I never applied for, they just give these things away!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 18/06/2026
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 18/06/2026
The Aston Martin Vulcan AMR GT3 "Meisho Doto Edition" car is ready. 😈 Design share code: 670 449 953 #forzahorizon6 #umamusume #meishodoto
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 18/06/2026
Lost some paint on the Doto car huehue. I'll get some pics of it once I figure out the Photo Mode, for now have the post-race cinematic view.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 18/06/2026
Test knows me a little *too* well... Only question I said yes to was "did you say baa in the last 30 days?"
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