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Clyde Machine

@clydemachine.com
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VR personality, DJ, videomaker, fast sheepy. 🏎️ VRCA Presenter, Vket Gen1 Global Ambassador, covered by Resident Advisor, Pioneer, and more! #freeclyde (he/him) 💍 Faerie -

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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 10h
Idea - Mental block sizes, like on a hard drive (reposted for typo):
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/09/2026
Having been an Android die-hard since day one, it's a very weird feeling to intentionally get an iPhone. Although it's gonna be a shift, at least I'm staying on-brand with the colour choice!
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giga @gigastrawbewwy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone who listens to nu-metal underground hip-hop african music (and is of african descent) reach out 2 me plsss
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 27/09/2026
Me and Fae and Fig been out in the sun and watching wildlife together. (Mačka likes her peaceful unbothered time indoors.) ☺️
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 26/09/2026
Yesterday was Mačka's 17th birthday! For her birthday treat she took a whole bite of a cake donut. I've never seen a cat appreciate sweet pastries like she does, she'll eat the crumbles off a coffee cake when she gets the chance. 🧡
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 25/09/2026
Kitten update: he got big.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 24/09/2026
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 24/09/2026
To the fucker upset that furries are pilots and ATC personnel, LEMME TELL YA you're about to get your mind absolutely blown when you find out these talented folks also run your networks information security hospitals financial backends AI labs data centers cloud infra--
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gravekeepr @gravekeepr.com · 23/09/2026
Anyway for my positive poster of the week: @metaversedegenpod.bsky.social makes really good podcasts interviewing people from VRChat who do cool shit. If you wanna hear random people nerd out about their craft they have a TON of content for you to check out.
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SushiFerret @sushiferret.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Heya nyall! With Star Party Blackout being such a leap from our usual events, I made this video to talk a bit more about the project, what it means, and to show a little preview of the world! This project means an unimaginable amount to me and I cant express how happy I am to share it with yall 💙💙💙
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 21/09/2026
Do you remembah!!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 19/09/2026
Fae's home, I'm offline, goodbye Internet!! 🧡🧡🧡
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 19/09/2026
If these damn Flock cameras were actually for reading license plates they woulda found me and locked me up for driving felony speeds on the public roadways, you can't pull the wool over my eyes!
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SushiFerret @sushiferret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Something new from Star Party 🌌✨️ Officially opening late night September 26th A new event, made with love for your late night raver heart 🖤 Full details coming soon over the next several days!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 17/09/2026
Real note on the Fed, this is a serious era we're starting. Things will be hard for a time - expect your costs AND jobs availability to be rough for longer. Many of you have secured work recently, you will want to hold on to that as best you can. If at all possible, holding assets can help.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 16/09/2026
Powell2, poggies Fed. +25bps hike, there may be hope yet for some sense in this world!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 15/09/2026
True freedom as an artist is no longer caring or measuring "good"-ness of your art. There is no "did it right" or "did it wrong" if you did it for yourself or did it for the passion.
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everfail @everfail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
💜🧬💜 Freakin' groovy tunes! @clydemachine.com (60's Set) @builtonlove.bsky.social Kaleidosky: Decades Night vrchat.com/home/group/g... #VRC #VRChat #VRChatcommunity #VRChatevent #VRChatphotography
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 14/09/2026
Steam Frame waitlist up, good luck gamers. 🙏
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𝚖𝚘𝚓𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚐 | 📸 | 📹|🪴 @mojopeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
KALEIDOSKY DECADES NIGHT: 20260912 @justyoga.fit @clydemachine.com @aliquem.vrc.dj @kissari.districtone.fyi #VRChatPhotography #VRChat
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 13/09/2026
Thank you so much Kaleidosky!! 🧡 Wish I could've stayed through all the decades of the night but what I heard from the 1940s to the 1980s was amazing. I love to see creative challenge events like these, please do shows like this if you run a VR club!
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Captain_Duck @captainduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@clydemachine.com playing 1960's music at Kaleidosky
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 13/09/2026
LIVE NOW!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 12/09/2026
Your favourite old-timey salesman IS BACK! And now, he's got a radio show! 🎙️ (it's actually just a set but play along it'll be fun) Big Ass Al will be playing at 8PM PT tonight (when this post is 8 hours old) at Kaleidosky for Decades Night, where each DJ takes one decade to mix! 💃🎶
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 11/09/2026
Thank you for not making 9/11 edgelord jokes around me today, I and others who grew up with that appreciate being spared the bullshit. I will be largely off socials today, will talk about the show tomorrow.
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CYNTHESZR @cyntheszr.net · 10/09/2026
I’m actually losing my mind right now
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 09/09/2026
I had the unexpected situation where when running a meeting, I needed to say the equivalent of "belt to ass" in a work context, but I couldn't come up with an appropriate equivalent. I stumbled for so long (very uncharacteristic of me) they could tell I was tryna avoid saying something crass. XD
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 09/09/2026
I don't think one should be a leader on the world stage, nor run political negotiations, if you haven't gone through a full Civilization campaign. Not one of the easy games either.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 09/09/2026
8PM PDT this Saturday Sept 12! Something special. :) I'll repost again later this week, tell you something more about what this is.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 05/09/2026
I was gonna pull up and hang out but I am the sleepiest right now so no pull up no hang out I nap 🐑💤
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 05/09/2026
Update: BUT - nowadays I talk more like Delaware/the West!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 04/09/2026
Using just terms I grew up with rather than what I say today, and yep, ya got me! Right from the murder mitten! :D
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 04/09/2026
Mfw it's the weekend again. 📸: Avigyl
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 04/09/2026
@tulitulikettu.bsky.social Haaay aren't you that cool cat that was chatting nice things after the set last week? When I was sitting down and sore in the back of the club? :D
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 03/09/2026
🌒 RELIVE IT 🌘 The Moonchaser 2026 set is live now!! It's been a long time since I felt like one of my sets was one of my absolute 'best', where I really sent it exactly the way I wanted the mix to be heard. This one brought it home. Full set, full tracklist, link below. ☺️
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 02/09/2026
I am happy to have gotten some time with friends this weekend. You're all goofy and lovely. ☺️
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 02/09/2026
Another massive data leak from some ID verification place, and the records are being sold. Never have I felt *less* empowered to protect my privacy and freedoms. Like what can a person even do? Prevention was never an option, save for staying home always.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 02/09/2026
Very happy to have recovered this much, first day since the weekend I've been able to stand without a chair or wall as a crutch. 🙃🙃🙃 Back pains finally calming down.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 31/08/2026
Really glad that I don't do the music producer grind anymore (just make songs when inspired and for special occasions), but sometimes I do miss the vibe of cartesting a song for your friends and hyping each other up when you make something insane.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 31/08/2026
Big thought: Cars are a thing you wear, like any other accessory.
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 30/08/2026
Fun internet time yes yes but now I'ma go outside get some fresh air find some grass, be good til I'm back!
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 30/08/2026
Thank you Moonchaser! 🌌 Too many words for a tweet, so see below. Thank you to Faerie for the incredible photo. 🧡
Thank you for coming to the Moonchaser live DJ event! 
Guess I’ve gotta say some words about this one, heh. 

Last night’s set was a very special one, and I’m very proud to bring that. It’s not lost on me that this was a substantial sized event! We’ve certainly done highly viewed shows before.

But this was 18,000 people. :D

There’s a special something about VR shows, or we wouldn’t put up with all the technical challenges and other complexities in participating. There are few spaces today for artists from literally every background and situation their own chance to get on a stage and to share their passion and craft. VR’s got it.

The one thing I’m left with from this experience is that there are undoubtedly artists who didn’t know VR shows were an avenue for them - and they just had their eyes opened. If that was their first VR rave, it probably won’t be their last. 
If you run a club, watch for new performers, lift ‘em up!


Thank you to every person working to make this event happen, those running the stream, those staffing in VRC, every artist, every VJ, every person who danced, every person who listened. And of course, thank you to VRC for inviting me to perform!

See you at another event very soon.

<3 ClydeA photo of the VRChat Moonchaser 2026 live DJ event, with DJ Clyde Machine on the stage and a crowd of many VR avatars. The venue is a disco inspired layout with many coloured tiles on the floor and ceiling, light fixtures hanging from the ceiling and screens surrounding the dancefloor. A large "VRC" logo is suspended above the stage.
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brugr @brugr.com · 29/08/2026
🧵 2/6 DJ: @clydemachine.com VJ: @softlysteph.bsky.social
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Avigyl @avigyl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#MoonChaser26 /2026.09.29
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SladeDaCat☑️ @sladedacat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Here's are photos that I'd taken last night at the Moonchaser VRChat Event. Thank you , hope you enjoy these memories lots of hearts! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 #Moonchaser26 @vrchat.com
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/08/2026
Thank you for being a part of this. 🧡
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yoru(よる) @yoruchi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve uploaded my mix from MoonChaser on August 29, 2026 to Mixcloud!I played a funky & disco house set this time!!!Give it a listen! ☆彡
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 29/08/2026
@leofox.io the realest. 🙏
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Clyde Machine @clydemachine.com · 28/08/2026
🌒 M O O N 🌘 🌒 S O O N 🌘 6PM PDT 9PM EDT 2AM BST 10AM JST #vrchat
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tupper @dtupper.com · 28/08/2026
Wanna go to the #Moonchaser26 main instance? Join the group and post in this thread. You'll need a role to join main. Bonus points for FBT, hype, front row yappers, and optimized avatars 🙏 you'll be on stream, so we need the energy! vrc.group/EVENTS.0000
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